Sometimes it takes too long for me to make videos. Whoops.
Look, it's still relevant! Libs are still (bold, italics) LIKE THIS, and its critical to ask why.
2025-10-09 15:53:26 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello Patreon,
This video aims to provide what I believe to be the only reasonable answer to the question of whether "Israel has the right to defend itself." It may surprise some of you to hear that my answer is more complicated than simply saying "No." More complicated even than saying "No and fuck you for asking!"
I have invoked t...
I'm always saying I should make shorter, less involved videos. Hey guess what? I actually did it for once! Go figure!
The Walt Gisnep corporation has set it's dastardly sights on local boy made good, Pedro 'Hubba Hubba' Pascal. Or, at least, that's the gist of some shitty Telegraph article I found. I even made a video about it! It's this one...
This one took me on a journey. Honestly, I have found it difficult to find any passion to speak right now, given the state of... everything. Like, how do you even muster the energy day in day out? It's ironic because (incoming douchebag moment) now is the type of time when voices like mine probably matter most. Ugh. I hate how that felt to type....
2025-04-04 15:43:18 +0000 UTC View Post
Did you notice how I, social media master that I am, subtly built hype for this video in my last video? Probably not, because it was so seamless . I'm incredible like that.
Hey, quick question for you... Did you know computer is going to save us? Computer will make us immortal actually. Computer means there are no more problems! THAT IS, ...
2024-12-30 17:14:18 +0000 UTC View Post
I made just a little video, a tiny widdle video for you. I'm presenting it as though I'm destroying JJ McCullough with fact, logic, etc. but in actually I'm talking about different stuff that he didn't really talk about. Just some stuff that was on my mind. I can tell you that, my cool patrons, because you get it. You're "in the know". Don't te...
2024-10-25 16:26:41 +0000 UTC View Post
Against my better judgement and the advice of medical professionals, I have created an hour long video about the "anti-woke" "cartoon" "comedy" from the "people" at the Daily Wire, Mr. Birchum. Sort of. More or less.
I
2024-07-31 23:45:30 +0000 UTC View Post
A vocal minority of my viewers have taken issue with the more recent tone I have taken in some videos. They feel that I am no longer speaking about important or serious topics, being too frivolous and not using my platform responsibly.
I struggled with this video. I struggled on what tone to strike. This is a deeply personal issue for me,...
Hello Patreon people,
I'm working on a video right now about Gaza and I have hit a little bit of a stumbling block that I'd like y'all to weigh in on before I'm done: Normally I release my videos a week early for patrons, because of how cool and sick you are, but in this case it feels pretty sleazy to withhold a video about an ongoi...
2024-05-08 18:19:43 +0000 UTC View Post
This is a video from the YouTuber Thought Slime, about the Modern Day Knight Project, a cult-like training program which makes men into menner men. Ever see a guy and think "Hey could stand to be guyer?" Well this is the thing for that, it seems.
Or is it? Because probably it's just some extremely weird dudes scamming vulnerable guys w...
You know, one criticism I get sometimes is that my videos very seldomly think about slime. Well rest easy friends, because this video is gonna feature probably the biggest skuzzbucket on the planet.
In this video, I respond to a poverty tourist spreading fake news about drug policy in Vancouver. Trust me when I say it goes places. Believ...
Around a month or so ago, a bunch of absolute dorkuses (of the malorkus variety) get really bent out of shape about some pretty harmless stuff that I said in a video.
I know, it's hard to believe. I struggled too.
The claim was that since I had said that men have advantages in the world that non-men do not, I must theref...
It's time you faced it, it's impossible for you to become "good enough" to be an artist. This video is meant to discourage you from ever trying.
You probably think, knowing me and the type of work I make, this is some sort of framing device I'm going to use to ironically attempt to motivate or inspire you. That even within this post,...
2023-10-09 16:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello my beautiful babies, this video is what I consider the next evolution in "why I left the left" content. Until now, everyone making that type of content has moved to the right, while I argue that instead we should go even letter than left, finding some sort of new cardinal direction in the process. We can call it "North 2: The hip new direc...
2023-08-18 14:47:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Ha ha, hee hee.
These are but a small selection of the noises you may find yourself making when watching this video! All about a conservative comedian, who may surprise you with just how incredibly unfunny and boring his jokes are. Sorry, did I say "surprise you?" I meant "be typical of that kinda guy."
Thanks for bearing with me while ...
2023-07-17 20:11:20 +0000 UTC View Post
Look, sometimes I make a video to blow off a little steam, sometimes I make a video because I have something important to say.
This is the latter.
We need to make sure James Gunn sees this.
It's a question that's highly complicated, and certainly couldn't, say, be demonstrated to ABSOLUTELY, CATEGORICALLY be the case within a few minutes of investigation. So let's do a deep dive into the evidence, and come to our own conclusions. Presumably that question will occupy the entire length of the video, and nothing else need be discussed...
2023-05-04 16:07:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Did you know that Canada has PROBLEMS?! Well guess what? It do.
This video looks at the rapid inflation in Canadian food prices, and invites the audience to come to their own conclusions about what might be causing it.
Hello. Happy New Year.
ENOUGH SMALL TALK.
Here is a new video. It's nominally about Nick Adam's bizarre twitter presence, but mostly a reflection on the ways that prescriptive masculinity is a prison of men's own making.
Wahoo! It's-a-me, Thought Slime! Sliming at you with a hot and fresh video about the latest fuckin' thing we all gotta worry about. The newest of the various catastrophes that have the potential to fuck everything up for everyone. Slop on over and hog out on this sweet watch!
2022-12-21 20:35:35 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello Patrons.
I don't know if this ever happens to you, but sometimes I want to make a silly video but the more I read on the subject the more I think "Oh Jesus, people just HAVE to hear this."
This is one of those videos. It's already out of date (I cannot maintain pace with Musk's incompetence), but trust me, you'll wanna hear some of t...
What is the most important issue facing the world today? Climate change? Poverty? Famine? War? Imperialist and colonialist violence?
No. None of these things. The important issue is whether or not the new M&M mascot is transgender. How we react to this crisis will be the greatest challenge we in the 21st century face, and history has ...
Friends, this one was a bit of a doozy for me. Making it put me in a pretty bleak place, and to be honest I'm pretty happy it's in the rear-view mirror at this point.
If you can relate to struggling with body image as I do in the video, I hope it brings you some measure of comfort. These things make us feel alone, but we're not.
Be k...
Hey cuties,
I intended to make a small little video, a little one about a little subject to tide you over between bigger projects. But this is just a regular ass Thought Slime 2.0 video, isn't it? This is that old shit, that shit you crave.
This one is more of a ranty editorial, about a very silly and already ancient topic. I tried...
Hello, this is a new video that I made. You can watch it early, mainly because of the money you gave me ;)
It's about how hard work is a trap designed to keep you from living the life you deserve, and I worked very hard on it (therefore discrediting my entire argument.)
2022-07-29 20:01:33 +0000 UTC
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Hello Patrons,
Welcome to this post, it's about this video that you can watch early because you gave me da money. Enjoy this post! Savor it!
This video's production was plagued by misfortune, I lost several hours of footage multiple times. It took longer than I would have liked to have made, but I'm happy to have it for you now, so that...
2022-06-03 16:10:48 +0000 UTC View PostHey folks,
So I'm a little behind on this month's vid and it'll probably post early June (I'm aiming to have it done this week.) A little peak behind the curtains, I've been dealing with some pretty bad burnout lately and had to take some time off to get my shit together, but I'm now back in the game. Don't worry, this is me looking ...
2022-05-30 19:29:49 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello friends, hello enemies (enemies who have chosen to support me on Patreon for some sort of long-game master plan I have not anticipated),
When I announced my more erratic upload pace, many people expressed concern that I would start pumping out multi-hour, indulgent docuseries about niche subjects. Allow me to ease your concerns with...
This has been a turbulent year for me in many ways (I'm sure it has been for you most of you as well, because you know, the whole world is collapsing in front of our eyes and nobody is doing anything about it), but I've come out the other end in a place where I feel far more at ease with myself and what I make. I thought it would be worth reflec...
2021-12-28 19:45:01 +0000 UTC View Post