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Apologies to $5 Patrons who normally watch livestream replays...

This month I streamed onto Patreon for the first time and...had some issues, which meant that the replay video was not 45 minutes of me chatting, but instead 34 seconds of black screen and silence.

Really sorry about that! Next month I will be streaming directly into Patreon without OBS, and that should fix the issue, so replays will be b...

Just Stab Me Now: The Hardback promo video!

Direct links to buy the hardback are now available (USA and UK only, the rest of you will have to order from your bookshop of choice, I fear!)

USA link: https://shop.ingramspark.com/b/084?params=F7ACGwqSQKwnaT2UKkZj1EU3...

Just Space Me Now Ep 6: A 🩷Single🩷 Passenger

Have a lovely weekend, everyone! $5+ Patrons, I will see you for the livestream (on Patreon itself, not on YouTube!) tomorrow, there should be a post here with a countdown? 2025-10-03 07:23:35 +0000 UTC View Post

Just Space Me Now Episode 5: MedBedTed

Episode 5, hooray! Episode 6 will probably be with you tomorrow or Monday, as I now know how we're getting to the next point. I mean once we hit Ialera I'm not 100% sure what's going to happen, but I do know we'll be passing through a Berth, Bus & Beyond :D

Just Space Me Now eps 1-4 compilation

Please enjoy the added sound and visual effects, and also please point out if I've misspelled something because misspellings make kittens cry.

Going live on YouTube in a few minutes

No particular reason, honestly, I just felt like it :) https://youtube.com/live/x07AdzVPC_Q?feature=share

Hope to see you there!

Don't know if you can see...

A post that I just put up, where we're going to be livestreaming directly on Patreon on the 4th October. But if you can see it...can you like it, or comment on it? Regardless, here is the link again: 2025-09-25 12:51:33 +0000 UTC View Post

Just Space Me Now 4 - CALI

Please enjoy the last of this block of episodes, because right at this moment I have no idea what's going to happen next!

Luckily, I have three other projects I have been neglecting for the last couple of weeks that I can get back to while I think about that :D

Please also note I have been adding some effects, which you will see in a...

Today's random suggestions question - CALI

If I want a computer designation that has the initials CALI or CAL-E or CALLY or...something pronounced like Callie, basically...what words can I combine?

So far I've got:

C: Computer/Computation/Computational/Central

A: Assistant/Aid/Automaton/Automation/Artificial

L: Logic/Lightspeed

E/I/Y: Edition/Intelligence/In...

Just Space Me Now episode 3: Medical Distress Detected

Listen, I only ever come up with catchy titles AFTER you've all given your opinions on the plot/the parts you liked/whatever. The working title was 'What's In The Waste Tank?' which was descriptive but not exactly mysterious.

There was also: That is a BODY...but maybe that gives too much away?

Anyway, hope you enjoy Bren [Lastname-is...

I am taking name suggestions :)

So I've worked out the next thing that happens in the sci-fi series (i.e. what is going on with the plumbing)

And I've worked out that [Firstname] [Lastname]'s first name is definitely Bren (did you know the name Brenda means FLAMING SWORD? I did not, but now I do, and now she has to be Bren)

But I am stuck on her last name, because ...

A Mildly Unhinged Audiobook Update

Don't worry, I now find it funny rather than frustrating. Mostly. XD

ShipShop: For all your spaceship needs...

Just...don't ask too many questions about it, OK? It might have fallen off the back of a space lorry.

(PS: Please know I am shamelessly using you all as my beta viewers, so if you see a stray subtitle or a wonky greenscreen, feel free to let me know!)

But Are the 👽Aliens👽 🔥Hot?🔥

Caroline out here asking the important questions.

Today I filmed…

This poor soul, who isn’t quite sure what her name is or why she’s awake so early.

Tomorrow: Caroline filming 😁

Hardback cover images :)

After some last minute tiny edits that literally nobody else will notice, please enjoy some pictures of the hardback cover.

The spine is still pink and covered in lilies :)

Hope you enjoy the quotes, I certainly did!

Shaming Will Continue Until Service Improves

At least the audiobook is still available on Patreon and Audible. And I guess maybe Apple as well? Anyway, I'll let you know how it goes.

Bajillions of Kitten Pictures (They're getting so big!)

Look how small they were! And how big they're getting!

Also, let me take this opportunity to say: welcome new members! Scaramouche being globally blocked (and then unblocked, hooray) was not an ideal situation, but hey, I'm glad that you're here! Please enjoy some kittens, in...nearly chronological order? (Also bonus Nemo pictures)

SCARAMOUCHE!

Le sigh. YouTube has decided to block this video globally because of copyright infringement. Please enjoy it here on Patreon for free! (Or as a Patreon supporter, in which case, thank you)

Buy the Just Stab Me Now ebook for $4: https:...

Please Enjoy This Ludicrously Fancy Outfit

It's almost done! And then the armour that goes over the top can be fitted! AHHHHHH!

I'm very excited.

Also look at that hat. So good.

Livestream: Saturday 6th September 1600 BST

We are streaming on the first Saturday this month! Hope to see you there, unless you should be asleep then, in which case I hope to see you on the replay XD

I tried the Hogwarts Houses doughnuts

I don't really...like doughnuts? But I thought really, how bad can sugar and dough and potentially chocolate icing be?

Mostly this video is just for the kitten cameos and cheese jokes and me making weird faces though, not going to lie to you.

What Women Want (in Games)

Women want sexy characters in games, and there was a study that said so!

Welllll...yes AND no, Minister.

SCARAMOUCHE (Can You Do the Fandango?)

The longest swordfight in cinema (well, until that other one, but it was rubbish and we don't talk about it). Welcome to a very highly requested video, I hope you enjoy it :)

YouTube version: https://youtu.be/Rd-TBJxjNKw

YouTubeCeption: I Uploaded this Short 15 TIMES

I hope you enjoy my foray into what happens when you let YouTube do its weird upscaling thing over and over and over and... :)

RealDeepFakes, YouTube's Worst New Feature

It's ME! Just...with a weird filter applied. Huh.

I wouldn't mind so much if they'd thought to mention it.

NOTE: I have uploaded a higher resolution version of the file. To be fair, it's still quite a subtle effect, so don't worry if you can't see it. It's easiest to spot if you look at my skin, where the texture just...isn't there, ...

Dungeon Stalkers (now with Archery Commentary)

If you're an Early Bear you will have seen this before, but now it comes with extra commentary from archers! :) Thanks everyone!

YouTube link: https://youtu.be/6J0bTsdIfEk

Strangled By Her Own Boobs (A Dungeon Stalkers Armour Review)

Sometimes you just need something inherently ludicrous to ease you back into things.

The hardback, in spite of what the end of this video says, is not quite ready for pre-order, but I hope that it will be approved in the next few days, and I'll tell you when it is :D

YouTube version: 2025-08-18 07:46:37 +0000 UTC View Post

Everything in this Post is Fake and That's A Shame

Thank you to the Patron who sent me the link to this post! The armour does indeed look snazzy! Just also...very weird in an AI kind of way.

And then I had to find out how deep the rabbit hole went...

See you in an hour! 9th August 1600 BST stream :)

I'm not saying summer has made me unhinged but...listen.