Strangled By Her Own Boobs (A Dungeon Stalkers Armour Review)
Added 2025-08-18 07:46:37 +0000 UTCSometimes you just need something inherently ludicrous to ease you back into things.
The hardback, in spite of what the end of this video says, is not quite ready for pre-order, but I hope that it will be approved in the next few days, and I'll tell you when it is :D
YouTube version: https://youtu.be/hcAw0jfzb3c
Comments
Sadly I got this comment too late to add it to the updated version, but nonetheless: LOL XD
Jill Bearup
2025-08-20 07:12:52 +0000 UTCBuckles or straps on the inside of your arm are *not* a good idea when you're firing a longbow. Not only will it catch the string and degrade it but it'll drive the strap into your arm and sting like the dickens and totally mess up your shot. And I'm not sure those are boobs, they might be quick-action potion bottles?
Ekij
2025-08-19 20:29:56 +0000 UTCits definitely something you see a lot in 'fantasy' games like this one, and believe me, the air quotes are very deliberate. The artist's brief appears to have been 'make a sexy woman in fantasy armour' without consideration paid to practicality, plausibility, or not suffocating yourself in your cleavage if you attempt to look down at more than a 30-degree angle. Also, in the spirit of giving good stuff for future videos, may I offer three armour sets from the MMO Final Fantasy 14 - the Dreadwyrm Armour of Maiming, https://ffxiv.eorzeacollection.com/gearset/dreadwyrm-maiming, for being a solid candidate for 'most likely to stab oneself in the ear simply by lifting one's arm' style of pauldron. - The Bearliege armour, https://ffxiv.eorzeacollection.com/gearset/bearliege, for its potential challenge to your rule of always giving a higher grade to armour that has a helmet. - the Drachen armour, https://ffxiv.eorzeacollection.com/gearset/drachen, for the almost comical difference in the male and female versions of the armour.
Owen Wells
2025-08-19 02:35:36 +0000 UTCThat guy is a poor archer- he arched his back FAR too much, and his elbow is jutting down so the string will DEFINITELY strike the inside of his arm, needlessly. Again, the game makers clearly didn't invest much time in the nuances of human bodies and their kinematics.
Shaun Abdelkerim
2025-08-19 00:33:39 +0000 UTCI don't think the game makers invested much time into understanding and modeling in the character the nuances of sex appeal for large busted women- I think, for expediency, they did the equivalent of pinning two cantaloupes to a store mannequin.
Shaun Abdelkerim
2025-08-19 00:30:42 +0000 UTCA little on the "archery wearing a vambrace". As you suggest, it's a recipe for disaster. Not only will the straps catch the string and make your arm sore, but it's absolutely terrible for accuracy! If the string hits *anything* during the shot, it'll throw your aim off. Worst case, the string jams and/or breaks. Actually, no, strike that - worst case, the string catches and your *bow* breaks! Bottom line - very bad idea!
John Pettigrew
2025-08-18 21:51:14 +0000 UTCNow I want a collaboration with Blumineck grading armor for archers.
Eric Akawie
2025-08-18 18:30:08 +0000 UTCBaran is a real man who knows what the fans want and is prepared to take the risk to give it to they. Respect! Although honestly, those ab's look more made in the Blacksmiths than the Gym.
Fenrir Wolfganger
2025-08-18 16:30:37 +0000 UTCFeels like we need sub tier list "just stab me now". Maybe, where we should stab?
Greg Boege
2025-08-18 14:25:14 +0000 UTCKpop Demon Hunters *is* very good and worth watching for its own sake. I'm fairly certain there isn't any actual armor used in the film. It's more leather bodysuits and other flashy costumes. Still fun to look at!
Alex W.
2025-08-18 13:33:04 +0000 UTCArchery wise, the limbs of the bow don't move and that's a bigger sin than the armor. Lian's bow at least had the excuse of being a magic bow. Most of the anatomy looks undercooked. As a boob fan, most presented here just look attached by animation and not skin.
Winslow
2025-08-18 13:26:47 +0000 UTCI've never really though of animated boobs as being particularly attractive, but I don't think I've seen any as unattractive as these, which considering they seem to be the main character development you've have thought is not what they were going for. Also if I had abs I don't think I would them not covered by armour just to show them off, it falls very much into one of the areas I wouldn't want to be stabbed in. I guess this is the issue that the female characters have often in these games and a rare situation for the male characters but if I'm having the weight over full armour I want it covering squishy places.
Cynical Rhys
2025-08-18 13:26:05 +0000 UTCAs a manly macho masculine male(tm) my usual reaction to "acres of bosom"(c) is "πYAHπ", not "where do these rate in the list of worst boobs I've ever seen". On a practical note, if both our groups rounded a corner and started fighting I'd be in danger of being distracted long enough for her "huge sword" to end me, after those first seconds though I wouldn't believe they were real, nope, the real one's are somewhere underneath. Thank you for the review, it was wonderfully daft.
Fenrir Wolfganger
2025-08-18 13:14:17 +0000 UTCπ
Jill Bearup
2025-08-18 10:43:20 +0000 UTCI suppose it takes all sorts?
Jill Bearup
2025-08-18 10:43:12 +0000 UTCI doubt the people this appeals to know what actual boobs look like.
Anders
2025-08-18 10:11:17 +0000 UTCMy boobs hurt just looking at some of that armour. And I don't have boobs.
shift shift
2025-08-18 09:22:23 +0000 UTC
