Stealth concern for another - https://www.egscomics.com/egsnp/cinder-111
Which, regardless of what you might have heard, is NOT expressing one's concerns about another person while hiding in nearby bushes.
Elliot, in his mind: "Aw, C...
2025-11-15 05:50:58 +0000 UTC View PostI’m curious if future EGSNP storylines with non-canon shipping are of interest. There’s been positive feedback about Elliot and Tedd in Cinderella, and I enjoy the freedom of a separate canon, but I’m curious if there’s general interest in further explorations outside the main canon with characters falling into new roles and connections....
2025-11-13 19:21:24 +0000 UTC View Post
And the man in the back said everyone attack - https://www.egscomics.com/egsnp/cinder-110
and it turned into a ballroom Blitzball game from Final Fantasy X! They figured out how to do it, and it's great!
(I'm referencing Ballroom Blitz and Final Fantas...
2025-11-13 04:30:43 +0000 UTC View Post
Shall we dance... Over there? - https://www.egscomics.com/egsnp/cinder-109
"Where?" "There." "There?" "No, there." "Not there?" "Not there." "But there." "No, there-there." "Thank you, but I was feeling okay, actually."
A note for you, sir! - https://www.egscomics.com/egsnp/cinder-108
"Is your refrigerator running?"
"Those haven't been invented yet. Even if they had, by the time you receive this reply, and I receive yours, the timing of your joke will have collapsed."...
2025-11-08 04:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostDue to a personal matter, I have limited availability this week, both literally and mentally. I can promise to return Friday mostly because a lot of that page is already done.
This delay is necessary, but I know it’s frustrating regardless, and I apologize in recognition of that. Thank you to everyone for your support and patience.
2025-11-03 14:23:50 +0000 UTC View PostI apologize for another delay, but a personal matter has come up. I’m “okay,” but I might need to adjust the schedule further. I will, of course, announce if this is the case.
I do look forward to what will now be Wednesday's page.
2025-11-01 22:04:46 +0000 UTC View Post
EDIT: Accidentally not HD! Fixed now
How do I look? - https://www.egscomics.com/egsnp/cinder-107
"Absolutely dreadful."
"DREADFUL?!"
"Wait, is that not a compliment? I meant it as a 'bad is good' sort of thing."
"Dreadful doe...
2025-11-01 03:00:22 +0000 UTC View PostI'm planning to at least have a go at writing recaps of early EGS chapters.
I don't mean in the style of "hello, I'm John Wikipedia, behold my reputable sources," but rather recaps done in my best attempts to make them entertaining for new and existing readers.
(Not that Wikipedia isn't entertaining. I'm just referring to a more info...
2025-11-01 00:32:24 +0000 UTC View Post
A Modest Princess - https://www.egscomics.com/egsnp/cinder-106
Obviously, this is in reference to matters of personal assessment and humility. It could not possibly be in reference to anything else whatsoever.
Princess Elliot with another Elliot! That Elliot is…
—
In case it matters, Princess Elliot from Cinderella is taller than normal feminine Elliot, but shorter than normal masculine Elliot.
Poll ends end of day Monday, November 3rd (3 AM Eastern North American Time). Can vote for more than one. 2025-10-29 17:00:22 +0000 UTC View Post
Transforming a prince - https://www.egscomics.com/egsnp/cinder-105
Part 1 of 57. Naturally, you don't just suddenly transform a prince. It takes at least 12 comics at a minimum, 30 comics to do it pretty well, 50 if you REALLY want to do it right, and 57 if ...
2025-10-28 03:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
HEY! Listen to this! - https://www.egscomics.com/egsnp/cinder-104
If you want to lock on to an enemy, hit the Z-button! What do you mean there's no Z-button? There MUST be a Z-button! Why would there NOT be a Z-Button?!
I felt Prince...
2025-10-25 03:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostI planned and announced in advance that there wouldn't be a Friday page this week. I did this on social media and in a couple of the commentaries, but there was also supposed to be an extra obvious notice at the bottom of the comic image for Wednesday.
I messed up, and posted the version without the message! I apologize for any confusion a...
2025-10-24 22:23:35 +0000 UTC View Post
We could do that, right? - https://www.egscomics.com/egsnp/cinder-103
An incredible twist that no one could possibly see coming because I am the master of pretzel-based writing.
In that there are incredible twists, and not in that it's incomprehensible...
2025-10-23 03:31:40 +0000 UTC View Post
Transformation Confirmed! - https://www.egscomics.com/egsnp/cinder-102
"No, seriously, what even is EGSNP?"
"EGS plus NewsPaper, because these comics are sized like those in newspapers."
"So it's NOT 'No Pickles'."
Tedd: ...
2025-10-21 03:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
A choice to make - https://www.egscomics.com/egsnp/cinderella-101
A choice like waffles or pancakes. Or pancake waffles. Or a muffin that's been put into a waffle press.
I wound up writing about tangential things in the previous ...
2025-10-18 04:26:55 +0000 UTC View Post
The (Sort of) Brilliance of Prince Elliot - https://www.egscomics.com/egsnp/cinder-100
The important thing is his brain got where it needed to go without any serious collisions along the way.
He managed the impossible leap to the tr...
2025-10-16 03:50:48 +0000 UTC View Post
I'm sure you're wondering... - https://www.egscomics.com/egsnp/cinder-099
"...What we're going to do with all these watermelons!"
"Smash them open on the beach while blindfolded?"
"How did you know?!"
I can't really say w...
2025-10-14 04:56:39 +0000 UTC View Post
Oh hey I'm back - https://www.egscomics.com/egsnp/cinder-098
"Seriously, how are you that fast and stealthy?"
"I wear sneakers!"
"To a ball?"
"I painted them. It's fine."
Past me:
"Okay, so Prince Elliot and F...
2025-10-11 04:21:56 +0000 UTC View Post
Now let's go see your goddaughter - https://www.egscomics.com/egsnp/cinder-097
Fairy Godmother Hope will most certainly be all for this idea and not protest a single bit!
I'm with Prince Elliot on this one. If Cinderella Tedd already...
2025-10-09 03:40:43 +0000 UTC View PostNext story page Friday due to a blunderous writing blunder of blunderous proportions, the blunderosity so extreme as to threaten the very fabric of reality itself.
Which is to say I’m now rewriting a whole lot to avoid a glaring continuity error I was about to unwittingly introduce. I will explain the error in detail in a future commenta...
2025-10-07 21:34:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Pretty please stop that - https://www.egscomics.com/egsnp/cinder-096
By order of the prince, it would be quite nice if you did not do that thing you've been doing, please.
What is obvious to some is not always obvious to others, and ...
2025-10-07 03:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Silly Cinderella Stuff - https://www.egscomics.com/egsnp/cinder-095
Probably something to do with glass slippers or pumpkin carriages. Perhaps pumpkin slippers and glass carriages? Slipper Carriages? Glass pumpkins? Glass pumpkin slipper carriage godmothers?...
2025-10-04 03:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello there! - https://www.egscomics.com/egsnp/cinder-094
Something something Star Wars reference because I wrote "hello there" and that's a thing to do with the Star Wars.
"I also have pointy ears, but by no means is that conclusive...
2025-10-02 03:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
The prince goes meep meep - https://www.egscomics.com/egsnp/cinder-093
That's a roadrunner reference! Everyone knows the roadrunner, right? Runs fast, bit of a stinker, probably not worth the effort to catch?
I say things such as "pl...
2025-09-30 03:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostRecently zapped Mist and Po are inexplicably…
The “your” bits are meant to imply they will be facing / addressing the viewer.
Can vote for more than one. Poll ends midday Thursday, October 2nd.
2025-09-27 17:46:22 +0000 UTC View Post
I'm on it like waffles on a pancake! - https://www.egscomics.com/egsnp/cinder-092
Like waffles on a... ME!
Yes, me?
What did I just write?
I've no idea, but it felt right to write.
Well, it wasn't.
The Priorities of Cinderella - https://www.egscomics.com/egsnp/cinder-091
I've undoubtedly made recent mention of priorities in one of these announcements, but I cannot recall what it was. Therefore, I am not repeating myself. This is how personal reality wo...
2025-09-25 03:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Next EGSNP after this Thursday, September 25th
Stop right there, Fairy Godmother scum! - https://www.egscomics.com/egsnp/cinder-090
"How DARE you attempt to do something nice for the prince?!"
"YEAH!"
"Don't do nic...
2025-09-20 03:42:28 +0000 UTC View Post