Merry, Merry, Christmas you miserable dogs.
I've come scrambling down your chimney to present you with Victor Letch, duelist, rake and general all round terror of turnip polite society.
I'll add him to the big patreon reward drive in the sky and send you a link in your DM's (if you have been bold enough subscribe to the ...
Good evening everyone. Hope you're wrapped up warm inside with a big cup of hot chocolate.
I have some very good news, I have finally, after working my fingers to the calcified bone, fully caught up with the Shattered Lance Kickstarter sculpting and recovered from the awful incident with the Nottingham flat shrimp. Everything is, sort of...
"They marched out to meet the foe, warm ale sloshing in bellies, bawdy chants and mocking gestures erupting from their ranks. They were the last defenders of Geets, that fair and unwashed city, they were its saviours, the Mighty Men at Arms."
Hi everyone!
Today I'm escaping my mushroom infested flat and moving to somewhere more stable, its not perfect, but at least no more dodgy hotels for me! So on Monday, Turnip can resume in earnest. I can't wait to get back to painting minis. I miss it so much.
While you wait, I dug up some witches Hannah 2025-08-13 12:32:20 +0000 UTC
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"My most impotent and immortal lordships, through sheer terror and tribulation, you have survived."
The siege of Geets is over, crawl from under your weevil-riddled thrones and celebrate. The impossible has happened. Despite the attackers almost unstoppable assault. THE DEFENDERS HAVE WON!!!2025-06-28 11:53:32 +0000 UTC
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"My Lords, Ladies and Weather forecasters, OH NO!"
While we were distracted by WAR we left our rootstores unchecked. Skirret, the wretched outlaw rootling has made off with our precious roots!
Skirret and his pack of plummeting hogback riders are ready, supported and fit for your resin vats.
2025-06-12 14:13:03 +0000 UTC
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"My most miserable Lords and Ladies, it is I, your grand Marshall of Geets. I bring fretful news."
The war goes ill. Though our stalwart Defenders, Regiments of honour and courage, numbering 52 sacrificial lambs, managed to erect some ramshackle barricades, it seems the atrocious Attacke...
My Disgusting Lords, My Most Miserable Sires, All is Not Well!
I beseech you, High Architects of our horrid realm, gather your stonemasons, plasterers and dung collectors. Gunnery nuns and Power apes, we need your warmachines!
Geets in UNDER ATTACK.
A TERRAIN COMPETITION LIKE NO OTHER...
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A flea ridden pack of fur and exuberance bounded down of the castle steps and out of the keep, a string of succulent saintly sausages fastened in their teeth. In hot pursuit of Wolfgang and his merry fellows, the panting, the furious, the Butcher Brigade.
Hello everyone! I have been asked many times for Dogs of War in Turnip...
Hello Everyone!
Something a little different.
I've teamed up with the amazing dungeon synth artist Witch Bolt to make a relaxing turnip track to paint our minis to.
Sit back with your headphones and unwind as several frogs attempt to eat your fingernails.
In case you missed this wonderful monstrosity part 2.
We also made a free Gruub Huuub mini for your caressing pleasure: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1nuLZf_H2KseFXe43vHDuLHHVgRNCYVRF
Please go show them your ...
We're doomed. Its all going to end. We can't go on. I don't know what to do. Oh No! Oh God! Oh No! - Neville the Optimistic
Don't Panic!: Wonderfully Stackable Panic tokens for you! Inspired by 14th century ivory backgammon tokens, sculpted and designed by the amazing Wilhelm Minis. 2025-01-29 13:47:21 +0000 UTC
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The towering figure of Galahad stalks the Swill foreshore. The only survivor of a butchered legion, sent to their doom long, long ago.
Galahad is a little experiment, designing a figure for single figure painting in mind. Designed by Qsy and sculpted by the amazing Kateryna 2025-01-08 15:20:23 +0000 UTC
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Hi everyone!
Here's the latest version of the Core rules. Loads of quality of life changes, balance updates and chaotic cult reworks!
Please get some games in and give me your feedback. We're at the stage where your games are important. Please feel free to give me your notes. I keep them all. I'm sure there are all sorts of horri...
What a competition. So many Lumps. Far too many to even count.
Bill (https://www.youtube.com/@BillMakingStuff) suffered tremendously, spending many late nights reviewing your Lumps. Lumps were judged, Lumps were critiqued and Lumps were a...
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/turnip28/turnip28-the-shattered-lance
Thank you for all your support over the years. I've worked a little too hard on this one... going to rest my eyes and go feed the ducks.
So muc...
My most wrinklesome Lordling. The turnips desperately call for your aid. Sire, only your withering kindness and flocks of hateful messenger spuds ...
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OH NO! NOT AGAIN
Grave news, my most majestic and tyrannical Lordship. Geets, impenetrable city of castles, is rotting from within. The Marsh Barons, those despicable and treacherous dogs, have betrayed us.
Siege towers are at our walls. Rain soaked men-at-arms hack each other to pieces on our ramparts, raising...
On moonless nights, when the air is still, vessels from across the Turnip world disappear, sucked down the rusty plughole of death to a forgotten ship’s graveyard far below the world known as the Abyss.
Scabz
Nice to see you again, my disgusting oil soaked wretches. I bring you a new game. A dark deal mad...
They arrived in such numbers, screaming, drooling and muttering about the price of fish.
An utterly captivating piece by Tom Carroll (https://www.instagram.com/tfinnbarr/)
War is coming to the surface world.
Lumps Lumps Lumps.
Returning from the dill scented forests of Sweden, I bring news of a Lump Off. A competition to rival all others. A fest of chumps and of Lumps. A fantastic reason to kitbash a horrible troll sized creatures this autumn.
THE COMPETITION
Entrants are required to make 1 x Lump, bas...
Lumbering from the forgotten places of the world come the Lumps! A brand new Core Follower unit for Turnip28.
The Lump is designed as an anti-armour, anti-elite unit, with the speed and lethality to compete with some of the more lethal, low model units on the table as well as the mechanical marvels to emerge from the Swill ...
Hello again!
A little something for Tod's Folly patrons.
Swill Objective Markers: Sculpted by the fantastic Hannah Giesen and themed around manhole covers. We can only quake at the thought of the appalling intestinal Scab se...
Hello everyone!
FREE SHIPPING: Got quite a few messages saying the turnip shop's shipping to the states was prohibitive, so I've spoken to Martin.
Now, you can get Free Shipping on orders of 100 Euros or more.
Link: 2024-08-25 17:05:52 +0000 UTC
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Hello everyone!
I've been scribbling and sculpting away with Khurzluk (https://www.instagram.com/kzkminis/) to make a couple special minis for us.
Presenting Captain Grød. Fanatic holy man, inspiring commander,...
Fair Galahad the Lost, Mudlark Knight and 'Orrible Personage.
Exiled from the surface, Galahad is determined to reclaim his position and return once again to the surface world.
The ever talented Qsy (https://x.com/Qsy_tweets NSFW) ...
Exciting News.
I've decided we need something to look forward to, and so I've commissioned the wonderful Caesar Ink to make us a tabletop roleplaying game!
Having visited their hole in the wall, and taking in the sights, sounds and various resin fumes, I was really impressed by how they design their...
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I've knocked together a little playtest arena on Tabletop simulator!
I'm hard at work on the next update too. An updated retreat and injury system, special equipment as well as the first steps towards the first Factory Cults... the Resurrectionists.
Will update the playtest rules asap.
In the meantime,...
Oh! I forgot to say. I was on JUGGZ. It was fun hanging out with Rob, Louise and Peachy.
I talk about some design things if you're interested: https://youtu.be/8D-beMjmXrw
I was very nervous and sweaty.
Give it a listen and tell me where Buckfast is actual...
'Ello 'Ello 'Ello Everyone.
The Swill Public Shit-test.
A horrible skirmish game set in an exciting new place in the Turnip world, the city of Swill.
This playtest aims to discover any major flaws or questions with the core rules, as well as providing a foundation to expand on.
The...
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