Hey folks,
This will be a tone shift and if you're not up for anything serious, you can skip this one.
Kris over at MegaDumbCast is sending in his Patreon money to FeedingAmerica.org this month because of the government shutdown and how it's affecting SNAP benefit...
I know! More bonus content so soon? Is it Christmas?! No, it's just that this episode has some wonders that I was especially keen to revisit. Wait until you hear about them, you'll see why I was in a hurry to go back to this episode. Even more exciting was that Annie and I were joined by Jef Aldrich and Claire Vannette from Relationship Mastery!...
2025-11-07 20:40:51 +0000 UTC View PostWelcome to another wild and weird episode of Allo and Ace are on the Case! Join Annie, Maquenzie, and MeganBob as they dive into the depths of the internet and end up back in the produce aisle of Albertson's, somehow?
As always, thank you to each and every one of you patrons and a special thanks to everyone at the $4.20 and above tiers w...
Aye-yi-yi-yi-yi! Turn your TV back to 1993 and settle in for a Hard Choices episode of hard-hitting, backflipping, wildly gesticulating action. That's right, it's time to power up by fucking our way through 21 of the most memorably vile villains that questionable English localization can offer!
Join our hosts James D'Amato, Jake Mason, C...
Our live performance at the Tucson Comic Con was captured for posterity, as we covered the ins and outs of banging Comic Book Villains! Thank you to Andrew Ihla for filming and editing this together!
Patreon: patreon.com/c/hardchoices
Instagram: hardchoicespod <...
EDIT: Soooo, I tried using Internet Archive to save these accursed webpages permanently, but, like everywhere on the internet, they censor any content that they deem to be 'adult', hence the blurriness of the image. I replaced that permalink with the actual link to the tentacle toy on Shein. I have searched around to try and find a way to store ...
2025-10-12 20:20:37 +0000 UTC View PostAt last! We have you in our clutches, restrained and unable to do anything but sit back and listen to our objectively correct* takes on some of the most fuckable villains that comic books have to offer! You will join Dan Mulkerin, Claire Mulkerin, JoJo Seames, and MeganBob as they deliver diabolical monologues guaranteed to set both heart and lo...
2025-09-30 17:34:30 +0000 UTC View PostAnnie, James, and MeganBob are back and ready to dive deeper into the mysteries of the weird web! We explore speeds of flapping, the heroes journey, Poseidon's rage, and Billie Eilish's "Therefore I Am".
Want to see what we saw? Of course you do!
2025-08-13 02:45:31 +0000 UTC
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Double-check your Item Level and apply your favorite glamours, because this month we're logging into the weird, wild, and frequently patched world of Final Fantasy XIV! Dan, Kit, and Meganbob group up with Jef from System Mastery to take a spin on the BOOTY Roulet...
2025-08-06 23:54:29 +0000 UTC View PostEverybody to the limit! Well, maybe past the limit, because yes, we're ranking the fuckability of the Homestar Runner universe. Does it matter to you if the Cheat lives in a grill? Do you care if Homestar Runner is wearing pants? Just what can Strong Bad do while wearing boxing gloves?
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Join James D'Amato, Kit, Maq, and MeganBob for the Bad Choices - Shrek livestream on August 9th at 5pm Pacific!
Bad Choices - Shrek registra...
Alright, you sick motherfuckers have to decide who I'm going to write this cursed thing about! Make me proud!
2025-07-16 17:36:43 +0000 UTC View Post
You know the drill! On Saturday, August 9th at 5pm Pacific, James D'Amato, Kit, Maq, and MeganBob are going to get tipsy and rank the fuckab
You know the drill! On Saturday, August 9th at 5pm Pacific, James D'Amato, Kit, Maq, and MeganBob are going to get tipsy and rank the fuckability of fifteen characters from the world of Shrek, answer ...
2025-07-16 17:00:00 +0000 UTC View PostHello and welcome to the podcast that looks through the back alleys and hidden byways of Shein and Temu for sex toy nightmares and then reports our findings! This episode, Annie Craton and MeganBob were lucky enough to be joined by James D'Amato, the first guest to actually bring a bottle of wine to this fancy dinner party! And by bottle of wine...
2025-07-06 22:28:45 +0000 UTC View PostElliot Lange has been kind enough to draw images of the sex toys that Annie and I have been talking about. They don't click the links to see
Elliot Lange has been kind enough to draw images of the sex toys that Annie and I have been talking about. They don't click the links to see
Elliot Lange has been kind enough to draw images of t...
2025-07-04 01:52:04 +0000 UTC View PostLook, comic book superheroes have been around for a long time. Some of them get their own billion-dollar film franchises, toylines, video games, Halloween costumes, and breakfast cereals. But then there are the other guys. The ones the MCU won't touch. The ones that make Jack Kirby himself tilt his head in confusion. The weirdos that pop culture...
2025-07-01 01:39:30 +0000 UTC View PostAnnie, Kit, and MeganBob dive back into Temu and Shein to see what horrors await. Will they meet new friends? Will they figure out who out there is trying to combine the artistic vibe of doilies with fuck'n? Will they discover a potential true crime in desperate need of investigation? Probably! I mean, at the least, they're going to discover yet...
2025-06-20 20:58:21 +0000 UTC View PostThanks to Faris, Kit and I went on a journey through the many notable landmarks of the American landscape like the Golden Gate Bridge, The Empire State Building, and the Las Vegas Strip, among others! Now look, some may quibble and say that you're not supposed to treat a road trip across the country as a fuckstravaganza, but to those people I sa...
2025-06-20 20:34:45 +0000 UTC View PostThis episode features a dildo that we've come to feel unreasonably affectionate towards, and a device that makes us yearn for the days when the mall had a 'science gadget' store. Also, we spend a minute talking about the Disney Channel Original Movie 2025-06-01 00:32:31 +0000 UTC View Post
This show is about so much more than getting a blowjob from a Muppet or finally knowing what Kraven the Hunter smells like. This show is about data. Only by carefully ranking fictional universes, represented by their median fuckable character, against one another can we arrive at a considered understanding of how these fandoms relate. <...
2025-05-30 01:01:03 +0000 UTC View PostAlrighty! Annie and I are recording with James on Monday night, so this is going to be a quicker poll than usual! I bring some fine nightmares for your delectation. Vote for as many as you want! As always, I'll use the top two!
2025-05-29 20:10:39 +0000 UTC
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In this installment, we revisit the Animorphs without ever exactly recalling how often you have to go to the Yeerk spa (please tell us, if you know!) We then take a look at a product that proudly claims the word 'peculiar' as a selling point. Finally, we finish up with a tiny little scrap of fabric that we can only assume must have been all the ...
2025-05-26 21:02:44 +0000 UTC View PostWhich of these nightmares should I subject Annie to?? Vote for as many as you want? Please vote by Monday, May 19th! I'll use the winner and the runner up for the next two bonus episodes
I wanted to show Annie nightmarish sex toys on Shein and Temu, and of course that necessitated making a podcast.
In this adventure, our plucky heroes encounter a pig with more agency than either of them feels comfortable with, and a...device? A something, that's more popular than you, dear reader, would dare imagine.
Want...
2025-05-11 03:17:27 +0000 UTC View PostNothing gets me going like the smell of toner. Thanks for editing this, Kam! You're the peachiest!
2025-05-08 21:59:46 +0000 UTC View PostYou know who fucks with dice? James. James does. You know who doesn't understand dice but enjoys talking about fucking? ME!
You know who fucks with dice? James. James does. You know who doesn't understand dice but enjoys talking about fucking? ME! Tune in for a little over an hour of polyhedral musings!
2025-05-08 21:56:45 +0000 UTC
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According to sensors, a freak ion storm has transported an alternate universe Hard Choices episode into this feed! But this is not Hard Choices as we know it. Instead, join Admiral James D'Amato, Captain Kris Newton, Agony Booth Test Subject Dan Mulkerin, and Madame Sharon Schneiderman as they take a harsh, sweaty look at the characters of Star ...
2025-04-01 11:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostSomething was in the air in 2004 and we're not entirely sure what it was. Whatever it was, ABC's Lost was chockful of it and boy howdy was the landscape of American television ever weirder because of it.
Join Kam Servo of UNspoiled! The Constant: Los...
It's time to get in the wayback machine and revisit the characters that defined the mid-century American television landscape: Nick at Nite Couples. Bad Choices was exactly the right place to break out the fancy cocktail glasses, get fabulously dressed, and say things that would make shock our parents.
Join Kris Newton, James D'Amato...
2025-01-09 03:42:37 +0000 UTC View PostMy darlings,
The boring answer is that I'm still editing it. It's going to be the edited version of the Bad Choices - Nick at Nite Couples livestream, which ended up being about five hours of raw audio. Needless to say, that presented a real challenge, especially since I'm not usually the editor and it's taken me some time to get back in...