Upsetting Day: Trailer Court Justice

On an upsetting day in 2006, every program director at every television network or cable affiliate was sent a copy of this…

… and there's a good ch...
2025-10-10 12:00:14 +0000 UTC View Post

On an upsetting day in 2006, every program director at every television network or cable affiliate was sent a copy of this…

… and there's a good ch...
2025-10-10 12:00:14 +0000 UTC View Post
The 2025 NHL Draft Lottery is two vibes battling to the death. It’s a mindset melee. The combatants: one professional-to-the-bone talking head, and the dullest gaggle...
2025-10-09 12:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostRoll up an illegitimate, alcoholic Glitter Boy and step into the world of the RIFTS Source Book with Merritt K. What happens when you put EVERYTHING in a single tabletop role-playing game? Local lunatic Kevin Siembieda tried to answer that question and wound up with an unplayab...
2025-10-08 17:33:57 +0000 UTC View PostRoll up an illegitimate, alcoholic Glitter Boy and step into the world of the RIFTS Source Book with Merritt K. What happens when you put EVERYTHING in a single tabletop role-playing game? Local lunatic Kevin Siembieda tried to answer that question and wound up ...
2025-10-08 17:33:32 +0000 UTC View PostIn the tradition of confusing regional spellcraft, we challenge Merritt K to a magic duel using the strangely comprehensive mystical floor cleaners of the Double Red Lucky Store. It makes exactly as much sense as RIFTS when you play it.
2025-10-08 17:32:53 +0000 UTC View Post
Thank you for purchasing RC Car Company Executive: The Interactive Movie Game Experience from PoxCo Softworks for your Philips CD-i home entertainment system! Please read this manual carefully before entergaging with the software in order to f...
2025-10-08 12:00:15 +0000 UTC View Post

"Madness," I grumbled. Aloud, proving my expertise. The billboard didn't deserve human attention. Another venture capital grift, soon to vanish beneath kibbl...
2025-10-07 12:00:12 +0000 UTC View Post
I know you're all excited, but I didn't say Captain Marvel. I said this week I'll be covering Captain Carvel And His Carvel Crusaders, a comic book published in 1974 by Carvel Ice Cream. When I picked it up, I assumed it would be about horri...
2025-10-06 12:00:15 +0000 UTC View PostHappy Monday everyone, I am going to tell you about the Sgt. Bigfeet’s Lonely AIMS Team Band shirt in Heather Prism Ice Blue. Only this one. And only in large.

You know we have shirts, you know we have hoodies, we even have mugs and glasses and...
2025-10-06 11:59:01 +0000 UTC View PostThe AIMS team is back and true to form... lost in a cornfield. On the hunt and on run from a werewolf called "the Queen of the Blood Wolves," which is the only cool thing Jeff has ever said.
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2025-10-06 11:58:01 +0000 UTC View PostThe AIMS team is back and true to form... lost in a cornfield. On the hunt and on run from a werewolf called "the Queen of the Blood Wolves," which is the only cool thing Jeff has ever said.
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2025-10-06 11:57:01 +0000 UTC View PostHave you heard about 1900�

You have now!
See that first panel? That’s us. Maybe you. Anyone. That’s how we all look to them, the ones that don’t speak the language of doggin’. That’s why they try to stop us,2025-10-04 18:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post

It was 1982 and Pac-Man fans demanded jokes. But Bally Midway gave them only despair. They released 96 pages of humorless, senseless confusion called The Official Pac-Manâ„¢ Joke Book: Pac-Mania!.

Best of the Best is a martial arts sports drama from 1989, a precious era when many of us still believed taekwondo could kill an adult man. Before we grew up and realized the true purpose of taekwondo is using your feet to stylishly slap styrofoam out ...
2025-10-02 12:00:14 +0000 UTC View Post
I see the creature everywhere. It has big teeth and hair. They tell me it is called Labubu. People lust for it, crave it. But I have lived long enough to see its kind come and go. Labubu is just Webkinz is just Beanie Babies is just Cabbage Patch Kids,...
2025-10-01 12:00:17 +0000 UTC View PostLearning can be fun! But not here. Here, you suffer. Mark Mahoney hates your brain and he's going to prove it with, "Learn at Every Turn." Warning: Contains a sexy and naked native sexual awakening and NOTHING ELSE.
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2025-10-01 11:59:01 +0000 UTC View PostWho's wields the mightiest misery in the Saddest Boy Showdown?! Melancholy Mahony or Blubberin' Brockway? Find out now in this week's bonus episode!
2025-10-01 11:58:01 +0000 UTC View PostLearning can be fun! But not here. Here, you suffer. Mark Mahoney hates your brain and he's going to prove it with, "Learn at Every Turn." Warning: Contains a sexy and naked native sexual awakening and NOTHING ELSE.
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2025-10-01 11:57:00 +0000 UTC View Post

This should be fun.

It’ll be fun. But first, I’d lik...
2025-09-30 12:00:15 +0000 UTC View Post
In 2019, Burger King hired a psychic medium to channel ghosts so that they could try a Burger King Whopper. Where did Burger King find a man willing to portray a ghost eating a cheeseburger for the first time? YouTube, of course. That’s where he chan...
2025-09-29 12:00:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Oh September, the forgotten month when a lot of you were born. Your parents were freaks and did freaky stuff, probably sucked toes. September babies disgust me. Have a regular birthday like everyone else.
Anyway, this month had a normal amount of...
2025-09-28 12:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostThere is some powerful magic happening in the vault. I apologize in advance as it seems to be messing with the fabric of reality.

1900HOTDOG PRESENTS - LAVA APES OF THE LOST DIAMOND CITY. The graphic so powerful it can only be put on one type of ...
2025-09-27 18:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post

Brendan: Dennard! Thank you so much for correcting my misconceptions about smoking with those Camels ads! [TKTKTK link link link] I now know...
2025-09-26 12:00:15 +0000 UTC View Post

Dennard: Stop whatever personal-growth thing you’re doing, this is important.

Welcome, ðŸŒs, to your day of appreciation. We’re awesome. We know that. We know it so hard we once formed an award-winning R&B hunk duo that was eventually taken down by a lip-syncing scandal. We will accept no blame for it.
But this isnâ...
2025-09-24 12:00:17 +0000 UTC View PostThe late Dennard Dayle brought White Chicks to the Doggzzone9000. Seanbaby and Brockway did what they had to. Dennard claims the film relates to his comic origins. You can believe him, if it helps you cope. He would be missed, if it weren't for White Chicks.
Normally we dream of witches, but today... we battle them!
2025-09-24 11:58:01 +0000 UTC View PostThe late Dennard Dayle brought White Chicks to the Doggzzone9000. Seanbaby and Brockway did what they had to. Dennard claims the film relates to his comic origins. You can believe him, if it helps you cope. He would be missed, if it weren't for White Chicks.
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In 1995, Graz Entertainment produced a cartoon for American audiences based on the video game series DarkStalkers. It received a single season of thirteen episodes and was lost in a sea of similar titles. Retrospective reviews have been harsh,...
2025-09-23 12:00:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Hell is a fat woman. At least, that’s the thesis of the TV show Drop Dead Diva. This show falls into the category of things I can’t believe we let happen, especially in 2009, when you think we would know better. It aired on the Lifetime ...
2025-09-22 12:00:18 +0000 UTC View Post