Hot Dog Store: Cozy Autumn Starter Kit
It’s been 80-90 degrees every day this past week, and then suddenly over the weekend it was 67 and raining. It got me thinking about autumn and the crisp chill of the air that is sure to come. So this week as the AIMS team flops around the dark forest, think about curling up and getting cozy with some hot cocoa.
Video Podcast: BIGFEETS Episode 55 - Dark Forest Revealed PART 2
We spend 90 minutes heading on over to Barnbuster Video to watch a hillbilly Ringu tape from a SECOND hillbilly Jigsaw in this, the shocking conclusion to the two-part Dark Forest finale!
Robert will go to jail if you don't buy his book. I know what you're thinking...
2025-09-22 11:58:01 +0000 UTC View PostBIGFEETS Episode 55 - Dark Forest Revealed PART 2
We spend 90 minutes heading on over to Barnbuster Video to watch a hillbilly Ringu tape from a SECOND hillbilly Jigsaw in this, the shocking conclusion to the two-part Dark Forest finale!
Robert will go to jail if you don't buy his book. I know what...
2025-09-22 11:57:01 +0000 UTC View PostHot Dog Store: Important Historical Moments
The moon landing. Y2K. Toyotathon. Some events are so important, such a part of our cultural identity, that we remember where we were when we experienced it. We remember everything about those days, from the scent in the air to the way the sun felt as it shone upon our faces. The second year of 1900HotDog was more important and culturally impact...
2025-09-20 18:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostNerding Day: Mobile Game Entertainment olarks

There was a time when every video game company from around the world came to downtown Los Angeles to showcase their upcoming titles. The amazing event was called The Electronic Entertainment Expo, or E3, and companies like Sony and Microsoft would fill...
2025-09-19 12:00:15 +0000 UTC View PostLearning Day: John Fenley's Mayoral Money Tower

We’ve written about John Fenley before. You can click this link to read it, but he’s just your basic CD storage g...
2025-09-18 12:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostLearning Day: Kids Can Rock and Roll🌭

It is a Saturday morning in the mid '90s. You are up uncharacteristically early, perhaps awakened by the sound of a lawnmower off in the distance of your charming, middle-class residential neighborhood. Birds chirp pleasantly outside your window, perch...
2025-09-17 12:00:16 +0000 UTC View PostAnimated Podcast: Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 245, Atlantis High with Lydia Bugg
We're exploring the cursed media origins of the Hot Dog Crew, and this week it's Lydia Bugg with a show called Atlantis High, a paranormal New Zealand YA sitcom. It's like Saved by the Bell meets The X Files, but darker and hornier than either of those things. It definitely sho...
2025-09-17 11:59:01 +0000 UTC View PostExtra Weiner 245 - TIDBITS with Lydia Bugg
Lydia Bugg is back after an hour of nonsense to induldge in 11 minutes of absolute lunacy with a rousing round of TIDBITS!
2025-09-17 11:58:02 +0000 UTC View PostDogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 245, Atlantis High with Lydia Bugg
We're exploring the cursed media origins of the Hot Dog Crew, and this week it's Lydia Bugg with a show called Atlantis High, a paranormal New Zealand YA sitcom. It's like Saved by the Bell meets The X Files, but darker and hornier than either of those things. I...
2025-09-17 11:57:01 +0000 UTC View PostUpsetting Day: A Rebel Born, Revisited

Anyone know how to reach Lochlainn? There’s a job opening.

I’d like to make a referral.
While grieving matters, so does seizing the moment. M...
2025-09-16 12:00:36 +0000 UTC View PostUpsetting Day: Doll Hunters 2

This doll hunting thing has not been going well. You'd be surprised how cost prohibitive purchasing haunted dolls to murder can be. Sometimes you purchase a doll and its malevolent spirit is damaged during shipping, which isn't always UPS's fault; some...
2025-09-15 12:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostHot Dog Store: Video Games and Something Funky in the Vault
Real ones know the Doom Guy is Brigham Young. That’s right, this week it is all about MORMONISM:

I’ve got two things to show you here before we dive into the vault.
Learning Day: White Rabbits Can't Jump

In the early '90s, there was a murder you've probably heard of. The suspect was a Heisman trophy-winning NFL Hall-of-Famer, a movie star, and the celebrity spokesperson for Dingo cowboy boots, Hertz Rental Car, Pioneer Chicken, Chevrolet, Wilson Sporti...
2025-09-12 12:00:40 +0000 UTC View PostFucking Day: Calgary Flames Red Hot🌭

The Calgary Flames are a professional hockey team. They’re also destroying themselves, and music, and Canada. The Calgary Flames are cursed in these profound ways despite how cute their outfits were in 1987:
Nerding Day: Zolar: The Roleplaying Game

Hey, glad you could make it. Turns out the rest of the crew couldn't be here, though. Yeah, Jessie's got a stomach thing, Kareem's dogsitting, and Dave got grabbed by ICE. It's cool, though. I picked up this new one-shot game we can play instead of our...
2025-09-10 12:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostAnimated Podcast: Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 244, Rubik the Amazing Cube with Hana Michels
Nobody's first memory should be Mickey Rooney's head, magically bisected and glued to the side of a three dimensional rainbow puzzle box. But it does explain some things about Brockway. Come listen as he makes his broken memories Seanbaby and Hana's problem. It's another Hot Do...
2025-09-10 11:59:01 +0000 UTC View PostExtra Weiner 244 - WikiWhy with Hana Michels
Hana Michels is back for a bonus round of WikiWhy, the game that's impossible to win under any circumst- hold on, she WHAT.
2025-09-10 11:58:01 +0000 UTC View PostDogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 244, Rubik the Amazing Cube with Hana Michels
Nobody's first memory should be Mickey Rooney's head, magically bisected and glued to the side of a three dimensional rainbow puzzle box. But it does explain some things about Brockway. Come listen as he makes his broken memories Seanbaby and Hana's problem. It'...
2025-09-10 11:57:01 +0000 UTC View PostUpsetting Day - Sucker Punch, Round IV



Upsetting Day: Marie Osmond Collector Dolls Challenge

I challenge you to Dolls. I'm looking to build an elite team of doll hunters. We will purchase all the most menacing dolls for sale on Etsy and eliminate them. However, for budgetary purposes, we'll need to make sure we're only eliminating the dolls ...
2025-09-08 12:00:18 +0000 UTC View PostHot Dog Store: BIG BIGFEETS POSTERS
Big BIGFEETS posters ft. BIGFEETS. It’s quite the large feat.

This week I’m showing you our posters in case you forgot about them. Perfect for wrapping gifts to friends, or wallpapering your room. You can even use the back as blank paper to w...
2025-09-08 11:59:11 +0000 UTC View PostVideo Podcast: BIGFEETS Episode 54 - The Dark Forest Revealed PART 1
Why does Jeff have a skull up his nose? Why is Buck locked up in a dancer's cage? Why are they still in the Dark Forest? Are we really gonna eat all this deer poop? All these questions and more will likely be forgotten as the AIMS Team gets distracted in part one of this two-part f...
2025-09-08 11:58:00 +0000 UTC View PostBIGFEETS Episode 54 - The Dark Forest Revealed PART 1
Why does Jeff have a skull up his nose? Why is Buck locked up in a dancer's cage? Why are they still in the Dark Forest? Are we really gonna eat all this deer poop? All these questions and more will likely be forgotten as the AIMS Team gets distracted in part one of...
2025-09-08 11:57:01 +0000 UTC View PostHot Dog Store: HOT DOGS... ASSEMBLE!
It’s time… DOGS! ASSEMBLE!

The whole crew is back together for one more job. You son of a bitch; you’re in. And we’ve got a bunch of options for you to bring the crew home.
Upsetting Day: Talking Dennis Miller's Book of The Worst 8 Jimmy Toys

I woke up with a thought too stupid to pursue, but impossible to ignore. "What's the deal with all the bad toys named Jimmy?" It was garbage. That's not a topic for discussion. That's not an article. A worthless waste of thought, so I went to my office...
2025-09-05 12:00:22 +0000 UTC View PostPunching Day: Sissyneck's Gladiators of Graceland

This time we’re talkin about friendships what transend your typical limitations like when a horse and a boy saves each others lifes from shipwrecks and snakes or when...
2025-09-04 12:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostNerding Day: Gene Simmons' Firestarter Cover

The United Kingdom is currently speedrunning national decline, obsessing over internet activity, immigration, and public bathroom usage while its decrepit, aging population hollers terrified hate-jabberings out their windows like Bloodborne NPCs. But d...
2025-09-03 12:00:15 +0000 UTC View PostAnimated Podcast: Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 243, Karatecise with Mark Mahoney
Have you ever wondered what makes Seanbaby tick? Of course not, it's universally understood that Seanbaby runs on KICK and PUNCH and HUNK. In this episode, learn Seanbaby's Hot Dog Origin story alongside Brockway and guest, Mark Mahoney. Try to act surprised when it turns out t...
2025-09-03 11:59:02 +0000 UTC View PostExtra Weiner 243 - Seanbaby's Book Game with Mark Mahoney
Bad Candy Mark gets a taste of Extra Weiner, the worst candy.
2025-09-03 11:58:01 +0000 UTC View Post