1900HOTDOG

Hot Dog Store: Shakin' Dogs and Fightin' Hogs

Added 2025-10-04 18:00:08 +0000 UTC

Have you heard about 1900🌭?

You have now!

See that first panel? That’s us. Maybe you. Anyone. That’s how we all look to them, the ones that don’t speak the language of doggin’. That’s why they try to stop us, but if you’ve got this shirt then we’ll know you know, and they won’t know but they’ll know that you do know something they don’t know, which is the most anyone can hope for.

Wow, knowledge really is power.

And did you know we also have it available in a mug? Yeah, it comes in like 10 different colors.

These mugs are lead and BPA-free, and are fine in the dishwasher or microwave.

So get that Hot Dog Handshake, wear the shirt, fill the mug with a whole bunch of boiled pepto bismol or something. It’s gonna be the last good memory you have, because I’ve got bad news about the vault this week.

I tried to contain it as much as I could but it’s just too damn powerful.

THAT’S RIGHT, IT’S TIME TO DICK FIGHT! You ready to rock out with your cock out? Feel the throb of the meat sabres as they clash in sweaty glory? Too bad, because this week the vault is full of this cursed shirt, and it’s up to you to clear it out. You gotta do something about this, it is way beyond my abilities and I can’t have all these dick fightin’ shirts everywhere, what if my mom stops by? If it were your mom, she’d feel right at home, but not my mom. So get your mom this shirt. She loves dick fightin’ from what I’ve heard.