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May (2002, Lucky McKee)

May (2002, Lucky McKee)

64/100

Spent a lot of May feeling as if there were just too damn much going on with May. You've got the lazy eye that makes her a social outcast (swiftly corrected); you've got the creepy-ass doll whose voice seems to intermittently be in her head; you've got her general attraction to all things sick and twisted, such tha...

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Secret Mall Apartment (2024, Jeremy Workman)

Secret Mall Apartment (2024, Jeremy Workman)

60/100

Irresistible for about 40 minutes, thanks to the human Borrowers’ treasure trove of self-shot video—this project was surprisingly well-documented for the pre-smartphone era, and often shot from a variety of well-chosen angles that cut together beautifully, as if they anticipated a documentary being made from their foota...

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Köln 75 (2025, Ido Fluk)

Köln 75 (2025, Ido Fluk)

64/100

Improvisation rarely appeals to me, instrumental noodling still less, so I’ve never listened to Keith Jarrett’s The Köln Concert. Nor has Köln 75 exactly jump-started my interest—hardly surprising, since the movie basically ends when Jarrett sits down (and Nina Simone’s rendition of “To Love So...

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Little Trouble Girls (2025, Urška Djukić)

Little Trouble Girls (2025, Urška Djukić)

57/100

Dirty pool to have my standard walk-out point (at ⅓ of total runtime) fall just as the choirgirls’ game of Truth or Dare is heating up. (Dared to kiss the prettiest girl in the convent—that’s where they’re rehearsing, for no terribly good reason other than amping up sacred v. profane—our bashful, anxious protago...

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The Hairdresser’s Husband (1990, Patrice Leconte)

The Hairdresser’s Husband (1990, Patrice Leconte)

33/100

Second viewing, last seen during its 1992 U.S. theatrical release. Having loved Leconte’s previous film, Monsieur Hire, I was stoked for his follow-up; at year’s end, however, it made my list of ’92’s biggest...

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Caught Stealing (2025, Darren Aronofsky)

Caught Stealing (2025, Darren Aronofsky)

62/100

Was After Hours mentioned in the press kit or something? I see virtually no resemblance outside of both being set in lower Manhattan (it’s not even the same neighborhood, East Village rather than SoHo; I lived on 11th St. between B and C almost exactly when this film takes place*, felt very nostalgic) and featuri...

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Gemko Quibi: November 2025

As a reminder: These are brief (though they always wind up growing longer and longer) thoughts on films that I'm revisiting mostly just because it's been at least 20 years and I’m feeling nostalgic and/or want to have a rating for them. Mostly stuff that's about to be removed from a streaming service to which I subscribe, so far. See the View Post

Hamnet (2025, Chloé Zhao)

Hamnet (2025, Chloé Zhao)

40/100

From apathy to enmity: a journey. Spent the movie’s first hour or so faintly bored, which seems almost inevitable—it’s essentially a biopic focused on the celebrated person’s wife and small children, about whom virtually nothing is known. Even the cause of Hamnet’s death is a mystery. (Hell, we don’t even know f...

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Jay Kelly (2025, Noah Baumbach)

Jay Kelly (2025, Noah Baumbach)

49/100

Crippled by rampant phoniness, plus some surprising ineptitude. I don’t blame Billy Crudup, who salvages that scene as best he can from beneath a singularly unflattering haircut, but the whole “Now I’ll drop the mask and reveal how much I despise and resent you” thing, following a prolonged period of feigned flatter...

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Fool for Love (1985, Robert Altman)

Fool for Love (1985, Robert Altman)

50/100

One of the long-forgotten indie films I “reviewed” (in 100-word capsules) for Entertainment Weekly back in the late ’90s bore the cringeworthy title I Love You, Don’t Touch Me! And that’s more or less the dynamic here, exemplified by the way that May is introduced hiding from Eddie in the bathroo...

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Bed and Sofa (1927, Abram Room)

Bed and Sofa (1927, Abram Room)

73/100

That '86 Soderbergh notebook entry became sex, lies and videotape...and also serves as a perfect logline for the remarkable, relatively little-known Soviet silent feature Bed and Sofa, which doesn't of course ...

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Dark Habits (1983, Pedro Almodovar)

Dark Habits (1983, Pedro Almodovar)

54/100

Avoided this for many years because it looked like non-stop Fallacy of the Profane Granny. Nuns snorting coke and shooting heroin! A convent decorated with Marilyn Monroe and Raquel Welch pin-ups! There's a tiger roaming around for some reason! And all of that's not not somewhat tiresome for me, truth be told. But ...

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Shoeshine (1946, Vittorio De Sica)

Shoeshine (1946, Vittorio De Sica)

66/100

Let me note first my single favorite thing about this movie: Its original title, Sciuscià, turns out to be not the Italian word for "shoeshine" (as I'd always assumed), but rather a transliteration of how the Neapolitan accent pronounces that English word. It's as if a Japanese film were titled, say, ...

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Sirāt (2025, Oliver Laxe)

Sirāt (2025, Oliver Laxe)

59/100

Raves: not even once.

[I guess there's one minor SPOILER below.]

Harrowing, to be sure, and it's arguably my own fault that the punishment our heroes(?) endure seemed wildly disproportionate. Or maybe Laxe's contextualization is overly subtle. In any case, it didn't register at the outset that ...

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Going home to get my shine box.

Going home to get my shine box.

Shoeshine got off to a quick lead in last week's request poll but was ultimately overtaken by Landscape Suicide. This week, it handily beat Branagh's Henry V and the new Running Man, pulling in 51% of the vote. This seems to me like one of the most notable classics I still haven't seen, though when I checked T...

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Oscar (1991, John Landis)

Oscar (1991, John Landis)

53/100

Something I assumed about Oscar: Sylvester Stallone plays a character named Oscar. (Oscar doesn't show up until 40 seconds before The End.)

Something else I assumed about Oscar: Stallone h...

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Landscape Suicide (1986, James Benning)

Landscape Suicide (1986, James Benning)

63/100

Looking up where I could watch Landscape Suicide (Tubi, surprisingly, but see Anal-Retentive Title Corner below), I inadvertently glimpsed the first few lines of a description, which read: "Benning continues his examination of Americana in this film through the stories of two murderers. Ed Gein was a Wisc...

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The Ice Tower (2025, Lucile Hadžihalilović)

The Ice Tower (2025, Lucile Hadžihalilović)

53/100

Not the warped fairytale I'd assumed (based on every promotional still), for better and worse. Better in that Hadžihalilović's strengths are largely suggestive, intimating another, stranger world at the threshold of our own; when she went full-bore surreal with Earwig, the eerie magic dissipated. Ice Tower View Post

Shivers (1975, David Cronenberg)

Shivers (1975, David Cronenberg)

56/100

Second viewing, last seen at Anthology Film Archives' complete Cronenberg retro in 2002...during the course of which I also first watched Rabid and found that to be Shivers' much more accomplished near-identical sibling. A recent revisit saw me slightly 2025-11-18 03:10:54 +0000 UTC View Post

Reflection in a Dead Diamond (2025, Hélène Cattet & Bruno Forzani)

Reflection in a Dead Diamond (2025, Hélène Cattet & Bruno Forzani)

63/100

Can't imagine ever being anything but excited to see Cattet & Forzani ask themselves questions like "How can we create something visually spectacular from four quick shots of a man walking down a hotel corridor, stopping at the door to his room, then glancing over at the room next to his?" (Their answer includes, for on...

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The Childhood of a Leader (2015, Brady Corbet)

The Childhood of a Leader (2015, Brady Corbet)

50/100

Title's final word does a lot of load-bearing work here. To be fair, so does Tom Sweet's presence (more than his performance per se; he mostly just looks absolutely perfect, a real casting coup) as the pre-pubescent despot-to-be. And Leader's magnificently led by Scott Walker's almost unbearably i...

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Suicide is painless?

Hope so, since Landscape Suicide came from behind (or so various comments suggest; I wasn't paying attention myself) to eke out a victory over Shoeshine in this week's request poll, with Splitsville a distant third. While I try not to read about films in advance, my eye inadvertently caught just enough while I was look...

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Enjo (1958, Kon Ichikawa)

Enjo (1958, Kon Ichikawa)

57/100

Second viewing, last seen 24 June 1995. (My screening log indicates that I rented it from Kim's Video between theatrical viewings that same day of Apollo 13 and Party Girl—the one starring Parker Posey, not the one directed by Nick Ray.) Watched it this time in honor of the late Tatsuya Nakadai, who stea...

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Good Fortune (2025, Aziz Ansari)

Good Fortune (2025, Aziz Ansari)

56/100

Honestly, I didn't even need the high-concept premise. Would happily have watched an entire movie about Seth Rogen as a blowhard finance bro and Aziz Ansari as his put-upon personal assistant. Just watching them riff about anything is a good time.

ROGEN: You got a hot date? What's the plan?
ANSARI: Eh, somethin' l...

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Green Snake (1993, Tsui Hark)

Green Snake (1993, Tsui Hark)

62/100

Anyone know Tsui's colored-gel budget for this sucker? Every dollar withheld from F/X work—released the same year that Jurassic Park made it clear that digital was the future, Green Snake features tsunamis that look charmingly as if some P.A. just tossed a large bucket of water perpendicular to the camer...

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Not enough of my yammerin'. Let's boogie!

As I noted in the most recent Quibi post, my October rewatches of Sick: The Life and Death of Bob Flanagan, Supermasochist (85/100) and In My Skin (74/100) were preparation for a podcast appearance on The Unwatchables on which both ...

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Sentimental Value (2025, Joachim Trier)

Sentimental Value (2025, Joachim Trier)

42/100

Dunno if I'd say there are actual spoilers below, but I do give away a pretty funny joke right off the bat.

Like all of my friends who've seen Sentimental Value, I cracked up when Stellan Skarsgård's art-film director gifted his roughly 10-year-old grandson with DVDs of Irreversible View Post

My Undesirable Friends: Part I • Last Air in Moscow (2024, Julia Loktev)

My Undesirable Friends: Part I • Last Air in Moscow (2024, Julia Loktev)

59/100

Easily the most remarkable thing about Loktev's epic documentary project (Part II: Exile, due sometime next year, will apparently also run somewhere around five hours) is that she began shooting about four months before Putin invaded Ukraine, with no expectation that war was imminent. Her original idea was simply t...

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The Devil to Pay! (1930, Geo. Fitzmaurice)

The Devil to Pay! (1930, Geo. Fitzmaurice)

76/100

Second viewing, last seen at NYU (seems to have been a class on early sound in Hollywood; I wasn't actually taking it, just sitting in on screenings) in 1995. Were I to draft a list of the most purely likeable characters in cinema history, Willie Hale, as embodied-more-than-played by Ronald Colman, would be way up near the ...

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Downton Abbey: The Grand Finale (2025, Simon Curtis)

Downton Abbey: The Grand Finale (2025, Simon Curtis)

55/100

Best of the three films, though that's not saying much. (I'd intended to catch up with Ostensible Finale on I see now it's Peaco...

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