SOMEHOW THIS GAME IS REAL (let's talk about it a bit)
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THE POLL'S REVENGE
With XDiVE finally out of the way, and way longer than I expected it to be, it's time to vote for the next Spin-Off adventure!
Schedule is gonna be tight around here for awhile, what with the Crashout Arc and all, but I'll do my best to keep things rolling smoothly!
IT FINALLY UPLOADED
Here ya go my dear Kernels! The second part of the XDiVE video wherein I mostly just poke and prod at a hundred different robot people and their silly outfits!
2026-01-16 07:02:10 +0000 UTC View PostHalf of a Video on a Dead Game
Time to get roasted for liking this game so much! I'm friggin' ready!
(...also stay till the very end for an update!)
OH BOY I LOVE EMPTY HUB WORLDS!
HEADS UP FOR NEWER PATRONS!
When videos go live here early they're usually a slightly earlier cut lacking the ending segment and Patron name roll, don't worry, they'll be present in the public version tomorrow night!
THE SPIN-OFF POLL RETURNS!
It's time once more my lovely Majors to decide what exclusive content will assault your eye holes next! (probably some time in late December...)
2025-10-12 21:23:41 +0000 UTC View PostX-tremely Underwhelming...
My favorite Mega Man sub-series is X without question, but I've somehow never played these two games before!
Maybe I'll find there's a reason for that...
2025-10-04 01:42:10 +0000 UTC View PostBloody, Huge Chested Vampire Hellhole!
Welcome to Vein, population, anime melodrama and brutal difficulty!
Damn I love this place!
(PREVIEW) Anime Vampire Murder Hour
I know this is taking quite a while, but this is the LONGEST original video I've made in some time (I'm not counting the BN Post-Game compilation...) so I wanna give you all a little bit to chew on for now.
Full video coming soon my dear kernels!
Yeah, I'm Wondering about THIS Swan...
What is there to even say this time? I was kinda hoping for some sort of interesting hidden gem but this is one of the most shallow and basic Blue Bomber tales out there...
Way more optimistic for Mega Man Xtreme!
WE DON'T DIE TO WOLVES THIS TIME
John investigates the most out of nowhere game studio turn around of all time, and manages to do some more GBA RPG grinding while he's at it!
2025-06-06 06:20:45 +0000 UTC View PostRockMega and Forte's Bass Have a Bad Time
Ya know guys not EVERY Japan exclusive game needs to be ported over. We probably coulda just left this one overseas...
2025-05-12 19:17:55 +0000 UTC View PostNEXT SPIN-OFF POLL 2
Hey cobs!
Mega Man and Bass is coming out this week, so I want to be able to start scheduling around the next Patreon exclusive video! With MM n' B off the block we add Mega Man X Dive to the poll!
2025-05-06 23:04:18 +0000 UTC View PostSO SORRY ABOUT THE DOUBLE UPLOAD
Got a random false copyright strike RIGHT AFTER I sent out the Patreon post... To sort it out for now I cut out the credits and ending sequence so you guys don't have to wait another day. The public release tomorrow will have a complete version after I swap the music and reupload it.
Super sorry you guys!
Zero 4 Preview!
BUSINESS IS FALLING APART, CHAOS IN THE STREETS, CORN STOCKS FALLING DRASTICALLY!
...so anyway here's the first half of the Zero 4 video for you guys while I sort some behind the scenes nonsense. I'll release the full thing sometime later this week when I figure things out.
2025-04-07 03:04:52 +0000 UTC View PostSpeedy Rabbits in Space!
In today's short episode, John shouts out a Mega Man and Sonic inspired indie game with a ton of promise after delaying his main videos for WAY TOO LONG.
2025-03-02 23:41:44 +0000 UTC View PostNext Spin-Off Poll!
The first set of options for the next Patreon exclusive video is up for your voting pleasure!
The way this will work is that I'll replace whatever option wins the poll and gets a video with a new option in future polls, while leaving the remaining two up until they are selected, that way it's not just a random shuffle of titles every time...
Portable Mega Man! (no, not that one, the other one)
The very first episode of a long road to cover every Mega Man side game I can get my corny hands on! Our blue friend is lookin' a little pale, but let's find out if there's good reason for that...
2025-02-01 04:03:15 +0000 UTC View PostHACK-MAS RETURNS!
Merry Chrimbo everyone! Santa Cob has arrived with the very VERY late G.U. finale!
Didn't get a chance to toss the very last finishing touches on this one yet but I hope you still enjoy it!
2024-12-25 18:41:34 +0000 UTC View PostTHE PACT IS FULFILLED!
MY GREATEST MISTAKE HAS FINALLY BEEN PUT TO REST. ALL THANKS TO A BUNCH OF CORN LOVIN' GOOFBALLS ON THE INTERNET.
2024-11-02 23:52:31 +0000 UTC View PostFirst Game Syndrome 2: Electric Boogaloo
You ever play a game as a kid, think it was too hard and terrible, then grow up thinking that you only felt that way because you were a stupid kid?
That feeling doesn't apply here. Kid me was spot on honestly!
Next video is Battle Network 6 Post-Game!
2024-09-04 10:17:07 +0000 UTC View PostThe Bonneadventures of Mis Tron!
Witness, my dear kernels! This is what happens when a small detour on my way to Legends 2 becomes a separate half hour video that took a month and a half to make!
2024-07-28 18:00:44 +0000 UTC View PostPenultimate Post Game Time!
This is the longest one so far and I have no idea how...
Much appreciation to all of ya for sticking around this long. Only one left to go!
I Have Been Liberated!
This is the least liberating liberation I've ever liberated...
Game done. Recording done. Script done. Battle Network 5 post-game coming next week!
2024-05-25 00:53:14 +0000 UTC View PostBattle Network but Even MORE Mobile!
Thanks to the Mega Man community two long missing games have now resurfaced! Come along as I struggle desperately to play two entire Battle Network games where I CAN'T READ ANY OF THE DAMN TEXT!
2024-04-22 10:46:31 +0000 UTC View PostPhone Games Preview!
Sorry this one's taking so long guys. I keep stopping to double and triple-check stuff and do my best to make sure I'm getting things right with the translations. There will probably still be mistakes but I'm givin' it my best gosh darn it!
Here's a section from Phantom of Network to give you guys a little taste.
2024-04-14 01:00:44 +0000 UTC View PostSpin-offs of Spin-offs of Spin-offs!
Here you are my friends, my first major Battle Network video since the sixth game. Will I regret venturing back into the poorly thought out cyber mines? I think you know the answer...
2024-03-07 13:28:02 +0000 UTC View PostNetwork Transmission! (Spin-Offs Preview)
Another day, another video that was delayed by technical tomfoolery...
So I decided to give my most supportive of Mega Man addicts the Network Transmission chunk of this video early since I've already finished it!
Full video coming soon that will also feature WonderSwan, Battlechip Challenge, and 4.5!
2024-03-03 12:22:26 +0000 UTC View PostMerry Hack-mas!
Happy Holidays you corny goofballs! I got you all a video that should have been done like a week ago!
Hope you enjoy!
2023-12-25 22:50:06 +0000 UTC View Post(PREVIEW) 10 Minutes of dot Hackin' 3
A smidge of video for all the lovely Patrons out there! Just a little assurance that I am working on .hack Vol. 3 and it's moving along just fine in time for Crimbo.
2023-12-16 09:28:38 +0000 UTC View Post