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Bubble Bath

This month's Joyce Ballantyne calendar pinup presents us with a very unlikely towel drape, a completely implausible camera placement, and a conspiratorial smirk that breaks whatever was left of the Fourth Wall.

Kelly still tries to do her best with the material she's given.

"Excellent," I chuckled.

"And did you spread the word that Jerry was there at the behest of a Vulpitanian SALV?"

"There was no need, Sire," the Ixie replied.  "Everyone already knoweth about the beautiful snow-fox.  It seems Jerry hath been blabbing the story all over town."

"Which side has captured him for questioning?" I asked eagerly.

"Nei...

In the merry month of May

Time to put in your Doodle requests!  Here's a reminder about the rules:

1.  R rated or tamer.  Nudity is OK (female preferred).  Males can't have visible boners; they have to be covered up or else flaccid, which isn't really fair but that's the ratings standard.  Venery scenes must be composed so naughty bits don'...

NanoSynth Tutorial

This you might not find very interesting, but a YouTube viewer suggested it .. and if I make a video you guys get a direct link to it.

The Thingy from Beyond 1.6

Whoah, Yzod's "spell of attractiveness" seems to have been extremely effective.

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Go Light

The title is based on an EVP at the beginning of the song:  If you listen closely it sounds like somebody whispering "go light" although I did not say anything and none of my equipment is capable of whispering words.  It's just a bizarre artifact of the reverb processing.

Gave me chills when I first heard it, though.

The Thingy from Beyond 1.5

Blood and WHAT, Betty?  Blood and what??

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The Thingy From Beyond 1.4

Seems legit to me.

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Double Whammy!

I messed with the previous patch and made changes significant enough to warrant an update.

The Thingy from Beyond 1.3

Yzod's character design has changed a little bit since then.

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Kelly Dishabille

You better enjoy this rare glimpse of Kelly with absolutely nothing on!

Not Moffenzeef!

Unless you're a Eurorack enthusiast, that title will mean nothing to you.  Moffenzeef is a module maker that specializes in glitchy noise.  Their gear is interesting but I don't own one.

The Thingy from Beyond 1.2

Oh crap.  Betty, you need to read the return & exchange policy on these summonings.

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Katfeathers catches a pickpocket

How did she even get up to the cloud realm where he dwells??

Phone's Ringing

Back in the 1990s I had a land-line telephone with an actual CASSETTE TAPE answering machine.  There was a brief period during which, if you called me, this was the message that you would hear.

The Thingy from Beyond 1.1

Looky here what I found lining the bottom of the bird cage!

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"Hey Ixies!"

I yelled, and a group of them peeked over the top of one of the menhirs.  "You're making the lady uncomfortable!  Go away and give us some privacy."

"Can't do that, Sire," they replied.  "Spying is our duty as well as our pastime.  We are bound by an oath to oversee and protect thee, which supersedes any of thy commands...

Another thing

It wouldn't be a proper month if I didn't find something to squander your money on, now would it?

Thank you for making this ridiculous noise possible.  I hope you don't regret it.

How would you guys feel about having your Patron names listed in the credits on these videos?

When monsters come calling

HOWARD!  Quit cowering and go mingle with your guests!  You are being quite rude.

Now then, gentle Patrons, who among you knows what Braxie is?  No fair Googling it, now...

Exercise Caution

When picnicking with fennecs near the pyramids, be sure to guard your belongings.

Sling Tension!

Seelie versus Unseelie!!

India

Nothing to do with the country; it just happened to be the last word the E950 said at the end of the recording.

Slightly better

Feeling better, patching better.

OR AM I?

"My illustrious name,"

the Ixie declared, "is Typantronn Smuchpepper Santocup.  And thou hadst better not laugh!"

"Typantronn Smuchpepper Santocup?" Ethel snickered.  "What kind of name is that?"

"AN ILLUSTRIOUS ONE!" the Ixie snapped as sparks of electr...

Ain't no hangover like a Persoc-Itoome hangover

Rianna Jones requested the Duchess in a situation so strangely specific I have to assume it comes from direct personal experience...

(This is the last Doodle on my list.  If you haven't requested one - or if I somehow missed it - put your Doodle idea in the comments below.)

I've got modular pneumonia!

In this case, literally.  But I'm feeling better.

Posting a day early this week because Easter weekend is going to throw everything off.

Manual recharging

Under most operating conditions, your Robot Vixen Maid is capable of recharging herself.  However, you are always invited to personally assist in this procedure if you wish.

(Followed by a section of detailed technical instructions)

Zandar's Saga 517

Fennecs.  What are ya gonna do?

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Tier restructuring, maybe

The $3 music tier and the $5 "Treasure Chest" are the lowest-populated in terms of subscribers .. and also pretty thin in content that I'm able to post there.

I've been thinking of combining them into a single, more robust tier which will contain everything I was posting to both:  Audio as well as occasional drawings (not as lewd as w...

Burnside is Disappointed

She got gussied up all sexy for THIS?

CTN has a lot to answer for...

(One more Doodle on my list.  It will be posted on the 16th.  New Saga page planned for tomorrow!  Get excited!)