A redacted passage from the first PDF version of the Robot Vixen Maid user's manual:
Your Robot Vixen Maid enjoys charging her batteries. There's nothing she likes better than to feel that warm electricity flowing into her, filling her batteries to the brim ..
It goes on for almost a whole page like this.
2019-04-14 02:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Mondegreen's Pandy playing beach volleyball in a sling - because swimming in one would be ridiculous.
Only two Doodles left on my list.
2019-04-14 00:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
In this case, literally.
I'm feeling much better now. It morphed into mild pneumonia and I'm on a course of antibiotics.
2019-04-13 16:43:13 +0000 UTC View Post
In most cases your Robot Vixen Maid will plug herself into the charger when her battery level drops below 15%. However, sometimes she may not be able to reach it in time, and will go into Low Power Mode. Please connect her charger as soon as possible, and leave her connected until her battery is fully charged up.
2019-04-13 02:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Here's Hester singing a nativity song for Rick2tails.
2019-04-13 00:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
There are many reasons your Robot Vixen Maid might be lying on the floor. In most cases she will give you a clearly intelligible error message. Consult the manual or call Customer Support for help in resolving the issue.
2019-04-12 02:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
I don't know who put this curse on her, but I bet typeandkey has a clue.
2019-04-12 00:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
I schmoozed as I ignited the closest object I could think of. I'd show Ethel she wasn't the only one around here who could use Wiles!
"Nope, it looks like you lit your own fire," Ethel observed. "Is it the wyrmweed, or do elves always use their tails as torches?"
"AIEE!" I remarked. "PUT ME OUT! PUT ME OUT!!"<...
2019-04-11 02:00:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Blame Eric Costello for unleashing this nightmare upon the world.
2019-04-11 00:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
More of this stuff with the goofy wires.
2019-04-10 15:47:03 +0000 UTC View Post
A pretty long track, but it doesn't get boring because it changes every 90 seconds or so.
2019-04-10 01:14:16 +0000 UTC View Post
According to Major Matt Mason's detailed testimony.
I have no idea how this is supposed to work.
2019-04-10 00:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
There is nothing at all to these silly rumors, and I hope the Doctor's answer satisfies your curiosity fully.
2019-04-09 00:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostSerge Wolf, KT, Simone Spinozzi, Major Matt Mason, and Malkavio: Your books were mailed out today.
typeandkey, CTN, and Rick2tails: Yours will be in with your commission later this month.
The rest of you: HUH? Comic? What comic? This is what you miss when you don't check in regular...
2019-04-08 23:39:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Robota is ever vigilant and always diligent.
2019-04-08 00:17:32 +0000 UTC View Post
I guess nobody ever told MegaPeacockMan: You don't tug on Superman's cape. You don't spit in the wind. You don't pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger. And you don't disturb the Duchess in her boudoir in the middle of the night.
You also better have a durn good reason to make me draw lacy transparent lingerie again....
2019-04-08 00:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Including UltraFennec's Sofia! Luftschwenk provides excellent employee benefits.
2019-04-07 00:00:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Creeping ever closer to "completion" of the system.
2019-04-06 15:33:38 +0000 UTC View Post
Her A.I. is simulating flattered-surprise at Runei Stillwater's request.
2019-04-06 00:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
I have eleven copies of this left over from when it was printed back in 2008. There's a page of smug self-serving text inside the cover, followed by 22 pages of the Springfield story from the beginning up to where Herman leaves Springfield's house and tells Zandar what he learned about her. Includes Clyde's hilarious freakout with th...
2019-04-05 02:47:28 +0000 UTC View Post
"Use this chair at your desk and those pesky incisors won't bother you for long!"
Meadow was originally imagined by Eric Costello
Scenario devised by Walter Reimer
Chair designed by an unknown sadist.
2019-04-05 00:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
According to Serge Wolf, this is the elf form (and therefore the superior form) of Bartholomew.
2019-04-04 02:30:52 +0000 UTC View Post"Don't touch that thing! It's evil! Put it down! Oh be careful! Be careful!"
How was it possible that she could handle this heavily-magicked object and suffer no ill effects? Was magick truly dying in this world? Is that why the Duchess had turned to industry instead of using her elfly powers?
She prefers that you use the service entrance.
2019-04-02 22:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Here's the classic Joyce Ballantyne pose for this month. Gee, girls, aren't you glad those garter clasps are a thing of the past?
The original had a monkey dressed in a genie costume (?) running away with the pinup babe's dress in the background, but I decided it didn't need that foolishness to make it classy & sexy.
2019-04-01 22:22:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Perhaps they can work out some sort of deal.
PREV- http://www.patreon.com/posts/25403178
Not when it comes to April Doodles! Put your requests in the comments below. Everybody donating $10 and up is entitled to one.
THE RULES
1. R rated or tamer. Nudity is OK but guys can't have boners showing. Venery scenes will be composed so naughty bits aren't seen.
2. No video game or animat...
2019-04-01 18:11:36 +0000 UTC View Post
Everything wrapped up with a neat little bow! All of your questions answered and all issues resolved!
PREV http://www.patreon.com/posts/25726328
FIRST http://www.patreon.com/pos...
2019-03-31 01:31:21 +0000 UTC View Post
