tegerio

Why no, that isn't creepy at all.

Sweet merciful Fuma, what have I done with my life?

This is all the progress I've made on this since the last update.  I decided to build the arms out first because they will be impossible later, and the skeleton is going to be in the way no matter what I do.

A hint of decency

The Divine of Pride & Humility is waiting to be noticed at the ball.

Rina is vying for the title of Pinup Girl of the Year in something called a "Daphne dress."

Vulpine 41

Gross!

Vulpine 40

This may have been the start of a semester.  Was it the fall of 1995 or the spring of 1996?  I have no idea.

Vulpine 39

Apparently I interrupted the series about the Mystery Mammal to do that plea for submissions last time.

(These strips ran in my college paper back in 1995, in case you haven't been keeping track.)

As my Ixies flew away on their new mission,

I struggled for a few seconds to regain my composure and wipe the silly grin off my face.  Eventually I bit my lip and turned around with what I hoped was a serious and businesslike glower.

"What's so funny?" I asked as Vernier tried unsucces...

Zandar's Saga 630

Now, Zandar, I think everyone is more interested in hearing Lord Pembergrump's story.

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A-Roving

Here's a folk song I recorded sometime around 2006.  All voices and instruments are real and performed by me, thanks to the magic of digital overdubbing.

The life you save my be your own

Rick2tails seems to have gotten a job as a beach lifeguard.  Today he had to "rescue" Duchess Catherine from water that is obviously shallow enough to stand in.  My advice:  Throw this one back!

The bus back to Providence

Typeandkey told us that Vanessa fell asleep on the ride back from the annual N'Fhtangli family cookout in Innsmouth.  Howard looks as though the experience didn't blast his sanity too badly.  It helped that the potato salad was excellent.  But this - this here is a bit awkward.

It must be tough

Hendak wanted to peek in on this moose Floozy, who can't find a bathing suit in her size.

Watch the Birdie

Simone Spinozzi brought these three down to the studio for a group portrait.  They're dressed up nice because it's the 1910s and you dress up to be photographed.  Except the robot, of course.  Clothing is dangerous for her.

"If we leave to investigate yon bell,"

an Ixie explained, "then all our outstanding bets will be off!  Someone must watch Burnside to see when she waketh, and someone must watch the watcher to make sure she cheateth not, and so on.  We also have a running score for how often Adler humiliateth himself in how short a time.  We can't afford to miss a moment.  And we'...

Educational!

According to Runei Stillwater, Sir Conrad was visited by Yuri Setsuko soon after he became Dame Constance.

Tomorrow is the deadline for requests.  I have Simone, Hendak, Typeandkey, and Rick in the queue.

Don't drink "Sweat of the Trees"

Walter Reimer told us that Missy (formerly the Wolf Queen) wasn't feeling well.  She must have tried that other Elfhamian liquor - the cheap one that isn't exported, and nobody talks about.  What other possible reason could there be for her sudden illness??

Who invited her?

Steviebear Maxwell exists in some sort of time warp where all of his birthdays are a single event, and it appears to be getting worse.  Burnside assumes she is invited because the panda is a distant cousin.  Stevie assumes that inner tube is going to protect him.

Zandar's Saga 629

How fit is a fiddle anyway?

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That better be a sturdy mantel

Eric Costello has described the fireplace in that famous Elfhame pub "The Sheaf of Arrows" which has a solid gold sable lounging on the mantelpiece.

Robot Vixen Maid Special XL

RooCat_UK tipped us off to the availability of this thicc model ... but it looks like this customer didn't read the full description where it explained how all the extra mass required a smaller, sturdier frame.

Thanks to the heightened powers of concentration

I was now enjoying, I could discern clearly that now was the time to get back to the business I had been discussing with Vernier earlier.  There would be time to win her affections later.  For now, I needed to recall what she had been talking about before she started having her crying fits.  What was it?  Focus, Adler, FOCUS!...

"Like some Phaoroh King"

Mr.Opossum (the marsupial who knows no fear) wanted Liz to be naked (except for cake) as she celebrated his birthday.  Well, here you go!  Many happy returns.

I imagine her singing like Marilyn Monroe, but with an Australian accent.

Hard Mode enabled

This is what I meant.  It is going to be an extra challenge working around this articulated steel skeleton - NEVER YOU MIND HOW I GOT IT!  The "skull" was already inside her head in the first photograph but I did not have to screw it onto the neck until I got to the armpits and had to close the yarn around the shoulder pipes.  Now...

Up a lazy river

The suspense is building in Decadent Arsenic's tale of Southern Eldritch terror.

Summer time is for basking

Serge Skunk informs us that Ashley plans on doing just that!

What is the world coming to

CTN found this on an old VHS tape.

Atta girl

Major Matt Mason told us of the emotional follow-up to a previous Doodle full of suspenseful action.

Die Meisterfloozy

I think the horns turned out amazing, and I can hear Estmere vibrating in his grave.  Her expression seems to say "Kneel before me, yew-man."  If all goes well, perhaps someday I shall!

Zandar's Saga 628

This raises all sorts of questions.

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"I'd like to touch on something you said earlier,"

I declared.  "You expressed concern that you would grow old at your accelerated lowfolk pace while I remained ageless in elfly constancy.  You needn't worry about this.  I am reasonably confident that I can transmogrify you to be younger, and potentially extend your life span indefinitely."

"Reasonably confident?" Vernier as...

Getting the jump on June

Let's go ahead and have this now since I am going to be unreasonably busy tomorrow.  There may or may not be a Ballad update.  Zandar's Saga page 628 is penciled and I intend to have it ready on time.