Just a little thing for patrons and playtesters this Sunday.
Please see attached for WIP Free For All rules.
There are two scenarios: King of the hill, and Steal the Bacon (based off Ashbourne's very own Royal Shrovetide Football Match) which you should be able to play 1v1 as well.
Its a ...
2022-04-17 12:03:21 +0000 UTC
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What business do you have in Sallow little squelchlings?
The first of my Sallow story pieces has been finished. The Mushroom Herald.
Based on Nick's (moldmoldmold) amazing conversion, the Mushroom Herald trumpets ahead of his Regiment, sounding charges and accosting travelers with hearty honks.
The Mercenaries of...
2022-04-11 13:22:25 +0000 UTC
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this is not rude
get your minds out of the gutter
By Ben
2022-03-30 14:52:51 +0000 UTC
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Hello everyone!
A few of you mentioned you'd like to see some work in progress pics.... well know you know the horrible truth. Here's a wip of a piece I'm working on this week. Super squelchy.
This will be our first glimpse of Sallow (where we're gonna set our campaign).
2022-03-28 13:39:48 +0000 UTC
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Thought I'd show you some our fodder progress. They're really coming together!
Standard bearers have been drawn and i'll be concepting a few musicians tonight.
We've reworked the base models a bit from the above pics to make sure the heads can be posed more. You asked for separate heads so we had to give in and deliver.
An...
2022-03-25 17:28:21 +0000 UTC
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By Ben Doane https://www.instagram.com/jamjarastronaut/
also also also, I'm going to be adding patreon tiers. they won't do anything at the moment so just ignore them while i experiment with what more i can offer you.
pretty amazing things to come.....
2022-03-23 13:49:17 +0000 UTC
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Hello Hello Hello
Thank you for all your entries, they were all absolutely, putridly, amazing. I'm so lucky to have such creative creatures in the community.
Mortiz (The ever talented Blackcrabart) has perused your miniatures and cast judgement.
And without further stalling:
Here is the winner of the Turnip28 Spring...
2022-03-21 13:34:02 +0000 UTC
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Thanks everyone for your amazing entries! I'll pass them over to Moritz for judging. It's going to be tough for him to choose, they've all got something to love.
If you missed out, or didn't finish your Toff in time, we'll do another one for the Skulduggery mutations soon, judged by the creatively bizarre Nick (Moldmoldmold).
Chee...
2022-03-16 16:58:59 +0000 UTC
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Befouled by a cheese-man.
This wraps up our experimental comic series for now. What did you think? Do you like this method of distributing turnip goodness into your eyeballs?
Would you like to see more weekly bits like this? More comics? videos? parsnip growing tips?
Or conversely do you enjoy the more lengthy, but slower ...
2022-03-09 15:34:55 +0000 UTC
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How are you liking Ben's weekly comics?
completely not a distraction while I work on tedious renderings of shrubbery...
Discord Link: https://discord.gg/GMfM5TzD
2022-03-02 14:42:21 +0000 UTC
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Ben's been at the ink again!
While I've got your attention: I hope everyone's competition entries are going well. I've started on my hideous chap, i didn't think i'd roll something so bizarre. Moritz is excited to see what you're going to come up with!
I'm still working away at the campaign rules. Got some really i...
2022-02-23 15:20:30 +0000 UTC
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You asked for it!
More turnip lad adventures by Ben Doane https://www.instagram.com/jamjarastronaut/
Hope you're having fun mutating!
-Max
2022-02-16 15:34:55 +0000 UTC
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Hello Everyone
Its competition time!
Spring Mutation Contest
Rules: Using the Gratuitous Violence Mutation Chart, randomly generate 3 mutations for your Toff. Model, convert, paint and upload a high resolution picture of your Mutant Toff to the Discord competition/spring-entries channel. Plea...
2022-02-14 14:15:45 +0000 UTC
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Ben Doane's worm encrusted turnip lad's adventures in Sallow.
comics based on campaign adventures to come!
https://www.instagram.com/jamjarastronaut/
2022-02-08 16:01:15 +0000 UTC
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Hi everyone.
I'm not dead, i'm just hard at work writing a million mutation combinations. Nearly done on part 1. Gratuitous Violence.
While you wait, here's something more practical: Robin's utterly fantastic Sallow Harbour brawl for the campaign book.
The Lopers of the Maudlin Marsh and the feast of Charybdis fight over E...
2022-02-04 13:50:17 +0000 UTC
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Hi Everyone
Version 16a is now live!
Enjoy.
Lots of small changes, making gameplay smoother, more enjoyable and a bit more balanced... looking at you Leech Lovers.
Please see the link below for the updated rules, print friendly version and the change list.
Link to v16a Rules: 2022-01-19 13:01:02 +0000 UTC
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Evening Everyone.
Been a busy week for me, but I thought I'd update you on turnip art plans for this year while I have the chance.
In short, lots. Like usual, working on and commissioning oodles of disgusting art. I will try to get more in the print shop this year I think, and try to get tshirts done.
If there is an...
2022-01-13 17:53:46 +0000 UTC
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Hello everyone.
I thought I'd break down my plans a bit for the coming year.
Campaign:
I've got a ruleset, great, but its only half done. Like playing Mordheim without linked games, turnip is in my mind only part of the way there.
I've been working away on a supplement to link games and help you t...
2022-01-03 12:10:57 +0000 UTC
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Hello Everyone!
Hope you are enjoying your winter festival season. I'm back from my holidays.... and I have such plans.
Turnip2022 is gonna be fantastic. I have so much in the works for you: minis, rules, art, lore, games its gonna be fucking great!
Thanks for all your support over 2021, you're all amazing. seriously.
2021-12-30 15:36:08 +0000 UTC
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Happy holiday season everyone!
Taking a short Christmas break.
Have a good one. Be back soon.
2021-12-20 16:17:48 +0000 UTC
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Hey there!
I hope you had a good week. I've been trying to churn through every cult unit for the rule book photos. While I wait for the spuds to dry, I don't suppose anyone is about for a little chat?
I'm looking for someone to run through the campaign (without the battles) to see how you find it. I'd also like to talk about how f...
2021-12-10 09:15:26 +0000 UTC
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Alright everyone!
Work continues on the first set of multipose turnip figs. We've got a long way to go to make them as miserably wretched as possible, but they are getting there.
Updates on latest rules and some heraldry stuff to come.
2021-12-07 17:44:17 +0000 UTC
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Hi everyone.
Got a few people asking for the Bombard without supports.
Please see attached. I'll also upload the file to the drive.
Link: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1kvXHWTe2YukD4ZQnA...
2021-12-06 13:11:00 +0000 UTC
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Afternoon everyone.
Hope you're enjoying your Monday...
To cheer you up a bit:
Sculpted by the shockingly talented Anastasiia Meleshko (https://www.instagram.com/mugiwara_no_pelmen) the Grand Bombard is now available to 3D print.
F...
2021-11-29 12:52:49 +0000 UTC
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Hi everyone
Check out this absolutely gorgeous piece by George for the campaign. https://twitter.com/outhwaitegeorge
Prints Available Here: https://w...
2021-11-25 16:11:05 +0000 UTC
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Hi everyone!
A little sneak peak for Monday evening .
Saint Decent and I are working on a range of relatively modular, 3d printable, turnips. Gonna be fantastic.
Also if you didn't know there's a whole host of free armoured bodies (designed to be used with perry plastics) and a great big rocket available while you wait:
<...
2021-11-22 19:40:49 +0000 UTC
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Hi everyone
Thanks for all the feedback! Lots of good stuff to put in 16a.
Is anyone going to Salute this Saturday? It would be great to meet up. Trains are all garbled so no idea when I'll get there.
updates.
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Goran has drawn us some mutating roots to sprinkle in the campaign. Find his work here: @Go...
2021-11-11 16:23:02 +0000 UTC
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Hello everyone!
I hope you enjoyed the new rules, and thanks for all your kind messages and feedback.
Plans for the future:
1. Implement Edits: There are a few things to correct in the rules document. If you spot any errors or have any questions regarding mechanics please feel free to DM me, no question is...
2021-11-05 14:34:18 +0000 UTC
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Hello Everyone
After a lot of hard work, version 16 of the Rules is ready for consumption.
Link to v16 of the Rules: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1rrZslyy3_kdMrgfW4nouEdSGZmmQz1V3/view?usp=sharing
2021-11-04 14:11:43 +0000 UTC
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Hi everyone
I've reached the end of my work on v16 of the rules, and while I'm waiting on the first edit of the Cults, could you please have a look over the credits to make sure you're in there and your name is correct.
The names are taken from your patreon subs, so please DM me with any changes you'd like.
Thanks...
2021-10-26 15:52:52 +0000 UTC
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