Hi everyone. Robin (https://www.instagram.com/mrmoobian) has completed his wonderful Procession piece. Make sure you're following him for some really amazing turnip art.
Prints available here. Inprnt link: 2021-10-20 12:57:09 +0000 UTC
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Hey everyone!
I just had to show you this commission WIP from Robin: https://www.instagram.com/mrmoobian/
Isn't it just amazing! Can't wait to put it in the rule book.
thanks
Max
2021-10-11 13:03:09 +0000 UTC
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Hi everyone
Finished the first of the big colour pieces! Lady Illiana, an 8 foot tall aristocratic sniper.
I am very fond of the little potato birds (spuds).
I've uploaded it to inprnt if you want to pick a print up, I've ordered a few to put in my bathroom:
2021-10-07 14:08:23 +0000 UTC
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I'm back on the turnip wagon having finished some real life work.
Hope to get you V16 with new edits added in this month with the cults (easy ones being edited atm).
I've attached some quick updates to the v16 rules to fix some super glaring copy issues. Hope that helps that anyone playing while you wait.
Josh's turnip tale...
2021-10-01 16:32:25 +0000 UTC
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Hello Everyone
Happy Eel day.
The magnificent Jens has been working on some more heraldry.
Like all things, we went a bit overboard with the ideas, and now have some Regiments up for adoption. If you've been struggling to think of your own, pick one!
Give me the Name of your Regiment and its corresponding number on...
2021-09-17 13:51:24 +0000 UTC
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Hi everyone
Drew this one last night to fill a space in the rulebook.
I really like it, but they need a name and a job.
Is it a jailer? A cook? A hunter? Something that needs a rooty caged creature.
Any ideas? Was thinking maybe Lurk for a name, but im not sure.
2021-09-12 11:51:12 +0000 UTC
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Hi Everyone!
Thanks for all your feedback on the core rules update! I really appreciate everyone who's taken the time to message me their thoughts, I will get back to you...... eventually.
Turnip month has come to an end for me, and I'm back to my day job. I've blown the budget on the rules layout and some full ...
2021-09-09 12:08:15 +0000 UTC
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Alright everyone.
V16 Rules!
I think I can let you get your aquilline eyes on this. Keep the vultures off my carcass for a few days.
It needs a final edit and it's missing the cults, but it's more than playable.
Have a look and a test, and tell me what you think.
Theres still a few little mistakes to be corre...
2021-09-02 07:29:34 +0000 UTC
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Paying my off my debts with leeches.
more mysterious parasitic things to come.
2021-08-30 19:56:56 +0000 UTC
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Hi everyone!
Quick one for patrons.
My work on the rules is over for a week or so while Alexei and Joe have a go at improving the layout and proof reading.
The new rules need some big, full page, full colour paintings.
So going on with that, I'll be painting! finally! I've already promised to do a Bruegel/where's wal...
2021-08-24 12:43:53 +0000 UTC
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Hi everyone.
Thanks for all your messages, ill get back to you all when I can.
Got my second jab today and feeling a bit woozy.
In other, less syringe related, news Erika @erikapaintingminis has produced this intensely creepy comic for us and Toby (who wrote some Straken bits for Black Library, very fancy) is up for writin...
2021-08-19 16:40:56 +0000 UTC
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Hi everyone
Been working hard on the rules. We're getting towards the first edit of the updated rules V16 and it would be good to get some more eyes on things.
I know some of you have emailed me about stuff like this before, and ill get back to you, but also if you have any design, layout or editing experience and would be up for h...
2021-08-16 16:42:47 +0000 UTC
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Hi there everyone
I've managed to squeeze another month in of pure turnips, so cool! Can work on it all the time till September, gonna be amazing.
Updated Discord link for new patrons:https://discord.gg/KT9ERJJbMS
You burn through these ...
2021-08-04 13:42:48 +0000 UTC
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Good afternoon fellow explosive enthusiasts.
Saint Decent, Lauren Jenkins, Moritz Krebs and I have joined forces to put together this amazing rocket and potatoes print.
I really appreciate all your support through this odd adventure, so look here, its a big printable Congreve rocket launcher to say thanks.
Link to...
2021-07-29 15:07:23 +0000 UTC
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Evening everyone.
Just thought I'd show off the cover for the new rules update I've been working on.
Can't you just imagine it on the shelves!
Few things to tweak, but there you go. Hope you like it!
Every major update I'll change the object hanging from the root. This is the version of the bladed moon.
C...
2021-07-28 20:18:14 +0000 UTC
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Hey there everyone!
Quick update.
Saint felt there were a few tweaks to the bascinet helms and bodies that were needed,
Improving supports, making the visor slits a bit more obvious and few smaller things.
Here's the link to the updated helm files: 2021-07-24 18:31:55 +0000 UTC
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Crab update, Crab update, Crab update
Just about over half done with the rules update, past the hardest point, hope you like the new v.
I'm super busy with a rush job this week, and possibly next, but i've commissioned lots of gubbins to keep the stream of cool stuff going. Shan't spoil everything just yet, but:
Grants still...
2021-07-20 10:54:42 +0000 UTC
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Hi everyone
not much to report this week, horribly busy. In my not real world time, I'm hard at work on the rules. Updating the layout, making things clearer, better, adding more cults and art. Grant (@gshowitt) will be chipping away at the campaign when he has time
also setting up a print friendly version of the rules as we go fo...
2021-07-09 14:05:02 +0000 UTC
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Hi there everyone!
Hope you enjoyed reading the mag.
Now, now, now, here's a little road map going forwards.
Rules: Update feedback with clarifications, examples, and FAQs for cults.
Add in a few more self indulgent cults like the Herd.
Mag: Set up commissions Mag #2. At...
2021-06-28 11:21:53 +0000 UTC
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I hope you will forgive me, but I have had made a new cult.
My intentions were to improve the quality of the game, and not solely to march a bunch of aggressive hogs round the table.
I'm going to say this again: I did not create this cult so I could march pigs round the table. I never told anybody to lie, not a single time; n...
2021-06-21 12:13:07 +0000 UTC
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Friday is here and with the end of the week comes a little surprise.
We finished the Magglet! Its bloated, disgusting and full of turnipy rambling. Find a corner of your office to hide in and give it a read.
Thanks so much to everyone involved. The artists, the writers, editors, those who gave advice and critique, and of course a...
2021-06-18 12:17:44 +0000 UTC
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Morning morning morning.
@saint_decent has once again returned from the sculpting mines to bring us some more helmets.
These frog mouth jousting helms will make perfect bits for strange lancers, knights and heavy infantry. I'm going to slap some onto great coats for a unit of Grogs.
Make sure you copy paste this link...
2021-06-17 11:10:55 +0000 UTC
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hey there everyone.
I'm working on the latest version of the rules today. So if anyone would like to play a few games on Tabletop Simulator and talk through the latest updates, pop into discord and annoy me.
I'll be up for playing all today.
Discord link: 2021-06-12 09:53:57 +0000 UTC
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Morning everyone.
Igor's master sculpts arrived from Russia!
In a pipe tobacco tin no less.
They are amazing, its so cool seeing them up close. The pics didn't do them justice so I've taken some more.
They're getting carefully wrapped up, and will be sent to the casters once I've sorted that out. I would like to ge...
2021-06-09 09:51:02 +0000 UTC
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Dragged away from working on surely the next classic, Josh has managed to find time to write a short turnip tale for us.
He was one of my favourite authors when he was working with Games Workshop and Black Library so it really blew my mind that he'd be up for writing about turnips!
Follow him here: 2021-05-26 09:10:28 +0000 UTC
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Hi everyone!
Just off to Wales for a bit. Will be offline till i'm back. Will have lots of lore, guides and stories for you next week.
pics by Nick Borelli
2021-05-20 14:25:12 +0000 UTC
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https://discord.gg/JRsnxxdH56
(New link)
2021-05-17 18:06:38 +0000 UTC
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Hi everyone
Please check out these absolutely fantastic sculpts by @saint_decent (https://twitter.com/saint_decent)
We've worked really hard to get you some bodies and helms ready for converting . They are scaled and supported to use with Perry Napoleonic, bu...
2021-05-17 17:01:56 +0000 UTC
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Hi everyone!
Merry Turnip summer.
Whats been happening, lets see. I've been busy writing things, endless lore snippets to tell people what the hell is going on in the word.
Thomas Carroll has knocked up this amazing Siege of Gerpe piece. There's so many little details, its just perfect. Gives you a little look at wha...
2021-05-13 12:58:01 +0000 UTC
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Hello hello hello!
I hope you have your Regiment's tattered ancestry documents ready.
Jens has compiled this wonderful heraldic page and I'd like to commission one more. If you're not up there, please pop into the discord (art channel) and post a rough sketch along with your Regiment's name and I'll forward the designs to them. Le...
2021-05-08 12:49:26 +0000 UTC
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