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Okay, so, Genuine Question.

Rogues has been dragging in production a bit, and a big part of that is bringing in outside talent. Now, the female VAs of Rogues have all been a delight - keeping contact, asking questions, keeping on top of things.

The male VAs I've brought in... have not.

So HERE is my question: How sick are you of hearing just me? Becaus...

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Jonathan - Edward Nygma, Hung Specialist

Jonathan - Edward Nygma, Hung Specialist

I've had Frasier on the brain, so I just had to record this little gem!

There will be more.
(That is a promise AND a threat!)

Creator's Note: Katie - this one's for you.

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RogueFeld - Jon's the Bad Boy

He's been many things, but he's never been the Bad Boy.

(Originally from Seinfeld, in case the music at the end doesn't give it away)

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Happy New Year!

The best wishes from your favourite Canadian Voice Boss!

(Warning: I am in this video.)

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A Christmas Carol... or Something.

Old Nygma was dead.
As dead as a doornail.

Now, I'm not being paid by the word, so I'll keep it brief: The Rogues are knee-deep in Dickens.

I have different scenes I'll be adding (including a VERY dark Elf Practice), but I have to re-write them as my computer shut down and somehow, in 2023, word still didn't prompt an a...

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Guys, I'm Gonna Level With You Here...

I got no Christmas Magic left.

I have, like... SOME spare time. Enough to get the commissions finished up, but I am drawing a blank on a recording for Christmas.

Do y'all have any ideas? I was toying with doing the "You're worth more dead than alive" scene from It's A Wonderful Life but with Bruce and Oswald instead of Bai...

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Over the Gotham Wall

"What shall we do with them, Jonnoch?"

I made the joke during the 25 Hour Live-Stream-a-Ganza and I just had to record it, so here it is!

I also just couldn't get the image of Oswald as a little penguin for the scene.

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Holiday Cards are a GO!

With a 100% for YES, I'm getting the feeling that folks would like to do Holiday Cards again this year!

So... LET'S DO IT!

Now, I'm going to try my best to keep some order on this one, so here's what I need from you:

- The name of the recipient (If it's for you, mazel tov! Tell me anyway, my name's Coco. Nice to meet you!) View Post

Holiday Audio Cards

Are we feeling them this year? I can't go far under $20USD - gotta take both vehicles to the shop, but I'll go $15USD for patrons.

What do we think?

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In Flanders Fields (by John McCrae)

Remembrance Day (Veterans Day) is our time to remember those who fought and died bravely for the freedoms we have today. John McCrae was a Canadian poet, soldier, and physician who unfortunately didn't survive to see the end of World War I, but his poem survives and reminds us of the gravity of war.

Today we remember.<...

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Once Upon a Mystery

Once Upon a Mystery

I lent my voice to a friend's interactive game, so I thought I'd share it here. There's been a murder in the fairy-tale realm! 

Can you figure out whodunnit?

Michelle put a lot of hard work into this, and it was an absolute hoot to play the Big Bad Wolf!

Enjoy!

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The Red Spot

A Scary Story to Tell in the Dark

It's not Hallowe'en without a horrible Vincent Price impression.

Enjoy, kiddies!

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The Dead Hand

A Scary Story to Tell in the Dark

I thought it would be fun to do this as an old radio announcer.

So I did.

What a great story!

Enjoy.

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Pickman's Model by H.P. Lovecraft

Performed by Edward Nygma

I meant to have more done by now, but I've not been having a stellar October. I'll try to see what I can get done in time for Hallowe'en.

Note: This recording was word for word with the original story, so some of the language will be out of date. Just... p...

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Patient is the Night (Covered by Jonathan Crane)

I'd just like to remind y'all that you WANTED me to watch Over the Garden Wall and now you must suffer the consequences.

Enjoy.

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Collections!

So Patreon has added a COLLECTIONS feature, in which I can group recordings to be more accessible. Thus far, I've done one for songs and for... HALLOWE'EN!

I'll be adding more collections (obviously), but with October RAPIDLY closing in, what scary stories are we thinking for the Patreon? I know I haven't covered ALL the P...

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The Five Stages of Drinking

Originally a joke by Larry Miller, but turned into a fun conversation with Jon and Ed.

I'm sure some of us have been there, and some might be looking forward to it!

Regardless, enjoy!

(Hooray for finally snagging ONE DAY of quiet to record... Woo.)

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Smokin' Jon - WIP

I know I shared it on Tumblr, but I figured I'd put context on here.

Since I can't do dialogue with all the noise, I'm doing very loud music. I've always been a fan of Tom Cardy's Smokin' Joe Rudeboy, and I thought "Hullo! Joe... Jon... it could work!" so I'm gonna re-write the lyrics and maybe have... I don't know, him give Bolton the fin...

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The Same Old Song and Dance

Just a quick apology to y'all. I haven't posted as much as I want, but I think people are trying to get the last of summer squeezed out before school starts.

I'm currently sitting in front my mic, just waiting for the guy outside to stop sawing a tree in half, and for the dogs two floors down to stop fighting.

I just don't want you t...

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The Riddler - Fear and Delight

Originally Performed by The Correspondents

This was a commission for Grace (who has wonderful taste in music) and they have very kindly allowed me to share it with you all.

Enjoy! xx

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Patreon-Only Commissions Opening (and CLOSING)

Looks like Coco has got himself more truck troubles, so rather than opening up commissions for fun, it's now to help pay off some bills.

Hooray.

I've got four slots opening up, and since they're Patreon Only, they're ten percent off.

Regular Commission is $45 USD
Song Commission is $54 USD and
The Rude Stuf...

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Edward and Jon hit Niagara Falls

I forgot I recorded this in a Niagara Falls gift shop. It brought me a chuckle, and I hope it brings you one too.

xx

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Jonathan Crane (a parody of Shia LaBeouf)

You're walking in the woods
There's no one around, and your phone is dead
Out of the corner of your eye, you spot him. (Jonathan Crane)   
He's following you, about 30 feet back
He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint
He's gaining on you! (Jonathan Crane)

You're looking for your car, but you...

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Overheard at a Waffle House

An anonymous user on Tumblr told me that they enjoy listening to the Rogues! episode True Grits while IN a Waffle House, and that just absolutely delighted me.

So I've made a remix of the episode where you ARE a customer at Waffle House, eavesdropping on the conversation!

Enjoy!

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It's Summer and I HATE IT!

Okay,  maybe HATE is too strong a word... LOATHE! That's it!

It means I have to have AC running, which means my recording time gets SERIOUSLY hampered. That said, I will be working up a sweat and getting some new recordings posted on here.

I've been having a bit of trouble, though, because I'm in line to acces...

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The Batman Adventures - Study Hall

This was a commission from Mira that I thoroughly enjoyed doing (though I have yet to have a commission I haven't enjoyed), and they were kind enough to let me share it with you!

Enjoy some FEAR!

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ROGUE GRUMPS - Creating Swears!

It's always fun when the Rogues play together, and even more when they CREATE SWEARS!

Just a bit of practise in case they need to swear in front of Jervis again.

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Don't Hug Me I'm A Rogue! (The Funeral Scene)

I mean, how many people have dreamed of Edward Nygma's funeral, am I right?

For those who don't know Don't Hug Me I'm Scared, this will make NO SENSE to you, so why not check it out?!

Enjoy! xx

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9 to 5 by Jonathan Crane (Originally by Dolly Parton)

Life's hard when you're workin' 9 to 5 (though in Jon's case, I'm sure it's 9pm to 5am).

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Bilgewater

Sung by Jonathan Crane (Originally by Brown Bird)

I can't imagine why I would choose this song to sing, haha.

Enjoy! xx

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