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April Update

Oh God, it's already April. I waited until the 2 to update so you wouldn't think any of the updates were jokes, lol. Time for the round up and what's to come!

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March Update

Bad news: February was way too short. Good news: it's now March, which means I have a lot planned, and also it's my birth month, so I'm probably going to be feeling particularly self-indulgent. Hopefully this means patrons also get to reap the benefits! But first, the round-up:

Fics shared last month:

February Update

Looks like 2021 is gonna be the same strange "time isn't a real thing" vacuum as 2020, or at least it started out that way. It's February already, but also it's still last April??? But heyo, it's time for last month's wrap-up and this month's plans!

Fics shared last month:

January Update

Happy New Year! I'll probably be doing some year in review stuff later today, but in the meantime, let's get these announcements out! 

Fics I shared last month:

  • Present Tense was November's patron reward, as voted by $5+ patrons. Meicy porn-...

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December Update

Whew! Sorry this is so late this month. I spent the last few weeks uh, not writing nearly as much as usual, because *waves hands* holidays? Finally getting bogged down by the post-sick funk? Idk! But I'm back, and still on schedule to end this year with a bang, dang it. 

Fics posted/updated in November: 

  • Posted the fi...

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November Update

Hello! It's... November??? 2020??? Honestly I swear it was June yesterday. Anyway, October has mysteriously come and gone, so it's time to round up last month's work and tell you what I'm doing this month! October was apparently a very horny month, because nearly everything I posted was NSFW.

Fics posted/updated in October:

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October Update

Whew, it's been a minute since I did a formal update, huh? Life has been a bit... *gestures at 2020*. Anyway, I am here, I am still writing, and now I'm going to do a quick summary of Stuff!

Fics posted/updated in September:

  • Wrapped up the final chapters of "Catch and Release," August's Patreon reward that got a little View Post

July Update

We're now more than halfway through 2020, which I assume most of us are happy about because, well, at least it will be over sooner rather than later now??? I hope June was nice to you and July is nicer, because this year has been A Lot To Handle! Here's the rundown of what I did last month, and some of my plans for this month.

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June Update

Can you believe we're already on June? Every day feels like a million years, until it's gone, and then it's gone too fast. Time no longer has any meaning. But here we are, so it's time to wrap up May and let you know what I'll be doing in June!

Fics posted in May:

Ficlets for Black Lives Matter Donations

I want to encourage donations to the many organizations supporting Black Lives Matter right now. In exchange for proof of donation, I am offering SHORT ficlets (no more than 1,000 words, and likely far fewer) for a character/ship and prompt of your choosing! 

Details:

  • This offer is a public offer, not strictly for pat...

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May Update

Iiiiit's May! Which means it's time for the summary of all the stuff I got done last month and am planning to do this month. Let's start with the April round-up:

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April Update

Hello, hello! It's April already, which means we're already 1/4 of the way through 2020, but it feels like it's already been a century. I hope everybody's staying healthy and avoiding too much cabin fever during social isolation! Here's the March wrap-up:

Fics posted:

March Update

Hello! I'm a few days late again, but it's still the first week of March, right? Last month I did a lot of traveling, etc., so I did a bit less than usual, but I still managed to get some writing done. 

Fics posted:

Fandom Trumps Hate: Auctions Open!

Fandom Trumps Hate: Auctions Open!

I signed up for Fandom Trumps Hate this year, which is a pan-fandom event dedicated to raising money for several charities, specifically those protecting marginalized groups that are being targeted by the current administration here in the U.S. I have three auctions...

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February Update

Sorry this update is a few days late! I let myself get behind on a couple things, but I'm HERE! Thank you as always for your support and patience. February is a short month, but I'm pretty excited about what I've got planned.

First, here's what I posted last month:

Room for More

January's Patreon reward is here! There was actually a tie this month, so I took the one that bit me with inspiration first. Time for some Spiderbyte "and they were roommates!" ~2400 words. Rated Teen+, featuring mostly humor, fluff, some mild antagonism, and a bad nightmare.


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Akande had to be getting back at...

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The Art of Scraping Through

I was commissioned by PunyGod/cyberpunkdreamland/they of many usernames to write a McHanzo fic with a little body worship and a lot of feelings. Here it is, in all its feelsy glory! Rated Explicit/NSFW. Non-penetrative sex, light angst, emotional hurt/comfort???

Notes: Thank you to mataglap for the beta. The title is 100% the product of th...

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A Natural Disaster

First fic of the year: a WIP one-shot I meant to finish last month, hah. Today was the sort of day where I needed some fluff and sweetness to get through it, so I managed to wrap this up. So here's some G-rated Symmarah, feat. disaster lesbian Fareeha and slightly more subtly disastrous Satya, heavily inspired by That One Scene from Into the Spi...

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January Update

Happy New Year! 2019 was a hell of a ride, but I'm glad we all made it. I hope you all found some time to relax at some point this holiday season. I took a bit of a break myself, but I'll be back in full swing shortly. Now for your monthly update!

Fics posted last month:

The Only Ten I See, Ch. 11

Hey hey! I was gonna put this off until tomorrow, but I was getting on my own nerves picking at it incessantly, so I'm putting out a later-in-the-evening-than-usual update. I also think this may be the penultimate chapter. We'll see after final writing and edits whether there's one or two more chapters to go, but we are certainly near t...

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In the Pocket: Ch. 1

I was going to hold off posting this until a bit later this month to make sure I was 100% satisfied, then I realized it was basically finished and I was just going to keep endlessly nitpicking until I posted it, instead of actually working on other things. So in order to get those other things done, here's your December Patreon reward, way <...

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In the Pocket: Prologue

This isn't quite December's reward so much as a lead-in.

While I put together chapter one to make sure it's what I want it to be, I realized I needed to do something with this old scene. It stands alone better than it works to open the first chapter, and I didn't want to lose it entirely since it's a good "catch up to speed" bit, so I'm us...

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December Update

Hooooooly cow, it's December! I was not prepared for time to fly so quickly. But here's your monthly update!

Posted last month:

  • The second (final) chapter of Unaddressed. This was October's Patreon reward, a McHanzo "unsent letters" fic. It was p...

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Can't Lose with the Dress I Use

mataglap gave me the prompt "McHanzo role reversal," with the added permission to interpret it as loosely as I wanted to. This is definitely a loose interpretation but hopefully a lot of fun! Featuring drunkenness, humor, and UST, this one's just over 3,000 words and somewhere in the Teen+ to Mature rating range. (And yes, that title is...

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Done as Much as Felt

The fic that helped me push past the writer's block! Honestly this whole thing fell out of me in about an hour, but since then the words for other fics have been flowing again, so. Sometimes writing something totally different is exactly what you need! This is Ashe-centric, featuring a lot of McCree & Ashe complicated feelings, a little Somb...

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Finance with a Devil

November's Patreon reward! Y'all voted for Symmarah - Fareeha summons demon Satya to help her with her taxes. Humor, awkward lesbian Fareeha, demon Satya, Teen+. 


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Paperwork was going to be the death of her. Give her a gun any day, push her alone into the middle of half a dozen enemies, she could deal. B...

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November Update

Hello, hello! It's (sort of) the first of the month! In October, y'all helped me decide to do some live-writing and helped me decide how to schedule it. These have been really helpful so far! All my livestreams have netted a minimum of 1000 words, plus I get to blow off steam chatting with y'all, so I definitely plan to keep doing these.  View Post

Unaddressed, 2/2

Ch. 2 of the October Patreon reward is here! I apologize for the brief delay, but one of these conversations felt like pulling teeth for both the characters AND the author. More McHanzo, more unsent letters, angsting, pining, and a resolution. You can refresh on chapter 1 View Post

Live Writing Decision + Time of First Stream

Thank you all for your input! It seems we're torn between Wednesdays and Sundays, but a lot of you also voted for Sunday + a weekday, so I think we'll try to start with that schedule! If these go well and I find they're extra helpful and/or fun, I may add more than two a month, but I don't wanna over-commit and drive us all bananas with it. ;) View Post

Unaddressed (Ch. 1/2)

After discussing this with Joke, who beta'd for me, I'm splitting this story into two parts. This thing kind of got away from me! But here you are: October's Patreon Reward (part 1 of 2), a McHanzo "unsent letters" fic. Presently SFW, but there is some mild discussion of Hanzo's depression and not-quite death wish. >4,000 words of indulgent a...

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