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September 2015 Patreon supported

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Newlife 0.3.10

Hello everyone! Newlife 0.3.10 is ready. You can get the jar from this post as usual and the changelog is at http://splendidostrich.blogspot.co.uk/2015/09/newlife-0310.html

Dev release soon

Hello everyone!

Thanks for waiting so long for the next version. I'll want to spend a few more days polishing it, but I expect to have something ready for initial testing later today, or at the very latest tomorrow. 

When that's ready, I'll send out a development version so you can have a try and give me feedback on the Prove m...

Newlife 0.3.9 exe version

Hello everyone, I was asked to upload an exe version of the latest Newlife release, and here it is. Enjoy!

August 2015 Patreon supported

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Submissive/masochistic content - discussion

Hello everyone!

I've started this post for discussion of what specifically to add

for the prove me wrong release. The winner was “Consensual

submissive/masochistic content (e.g. rough sex, humiliation etc)”.

Considering that this isn't something I was originally planning to

add to the g...

Newlife 0.3.9

Hello everyone! Here's version 0.3.9 of Newlife. The changelog's on the blog:

http://splendidostrich.blogspot.co.uk/2015/08/newlife-039.html

Have fun :)

Newlife - Development Version

Hello everyone!

As you'll have seen from the blog, I won't be able to work on Newlife for a few days so 0.3.9 will be delayed until (probably) Monday.

As such, I've decided to upload the current dev version here so you can try it over the weekend. This has one big new scene that's accessed from the gym.

Prove me wrong - full results

Hello everyone! After spending the last few hours writing a tool to actually process the votes, I've calculated the results. Things will go quicker next time though, as I can re-use my new voting application for all the future ones.

The short answer, is that the winner was choice E: Consensual submissive/masochistic content (e.g...

Prove me wrong - the vote

Hello everyone!

I've sent out messages to every eligible voter for the "prove me wrong" vote. If you didn't receive a patreon pm with voting information then let me know.

As usual, to vote you need a successfully-processed pledge at voter level or above for this month. If you've just signed up in August, then unfortunately...

July 2015 Patreon supported

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Newlife 0.3.8

Hello everyone! Newlife 0.3.8 is ready and I've attached the jar to this post. I'll probably make a blog post soon with the changelog, although my internet access is a bit unstable at the moment so that may end up being delayed to tomorrow if my connection goes down.

Edit: So far so good with my connection. The changelog is at:

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Prove me wrong - July or August?

Hi there, I realise that I didn't give an official deadline for pre-voting, but I'm calling an end to it now after about a week. I think there's plenty of choice there for the full vote.

The next question is: should we have the vote now and try to get it done quickly before any month-end awkwardness, or should I wait until the s...

Prove me wrong - pre-vote

Hello everyone!

Well, I say everyone, but I'll limit this post to voters. Anyway, you know what I mean.

I've compiled a list of suggestions for the prove me wrong milestone and it is way way too long to run a vote on. I want to narrow it down to a list of at most a dozen suggestions for the proper vote. I guess ...

Newlife 0.3.7

Hello everyone!

I'll be starting this month's vote very soon. For now, here's the next version of Newlife. 

The changelog is at: 

http://splendidostrich.blogspot.co.uk/2015/07/newlife-037-re...

Newlife 0.3.6b

Hello everyone.

This is an updated version of 0.3.6. It has a fix for the "you take off your no panties" issue reported by Secondarian, as well as fixes for the problems cubano reported on the HF forums.

I recommend playing this version instead of the one I originally uploaded. However, 0.3.6 is still playable and doesn't ...

Newlife 0.3.6

Hello everyone! Here's Newlife 0.3.6. The changelog is at:

http://splendidostrich.blogspot.co.uk/2015/07/newlife-036.html

I might be making a few adjustments to the new event in future versions, so let me know what you think. Have fun :)

Edit: I've removed the jar from this post. Please use version 0.3.6b ...

June 2015 Patreon supported

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Newlife 0.3.5

Hello everyone. Here's version 0.3.5. Changelog to be posted to the blog shortly. I'm in a bit of a rush today for non-Newlife reasons so I wasn't able to do quite as much testing as usual - please let me know if you find any bugs!

Prove me wrong - suggestions for voting

Hello everyone! It seems the "prove me wrong" milestone has been reached. I'll run the actual vote early next month but first I need suggestions to be voted on. Just comment here with your ideas.

Any patron can suggest something and I'll include it in the voting candidates if it meets my criteria, but of course voters will get the final de...

May 2015 Patreon supported

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Newlife 0.3.4

Hello everyone! This is the 0.3.4 release of Newlife. The changelog is athttp://splendidostrich.blogspot.co.uk/2015/05/newlife-034.html

Have fun, and let me know if you find any bugs!

Newlife 0.3.3

Hello everyone! Here's version 0.3.3. You can see the changelog at: http://splendidostrich.blogspot.co.uk/2015/05/hello-everyone-after-looping-this-song.html Enjoy :)

Cheat options - public or patron?

Hello everyone. To quote a comment from the blog: "Personally as a Patreon supporter I'd be fine with releasing the cheat options publicly... Maybe do a poll on Patreon to see of Patreon supporters would be okay with the cheat options being released publicly?" Well, I don't think Patreon has a poll option as such, but what are your thoughts on th...

April 2015 Patreon supported

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Newlife 0.3.2

Hello everyone! Newlife 0.3.2 is up, and you can see the changelog at: http://splendidostrich.blogspot.co.uk/2015/04/newlife-032.html You can download it from this post - just click into the post and then click the blue square in the top-right corner. I'd also like it if everyone could read my post about the upcoming election. I'm not really ver...

Newlife 0.3.1c

Well, here's a version of 0.3.1 where you can actually save after buying a bra. Make sure to use this one and not any of the buggy previous versions. Sorry about this. Changelog for 0.3.1 is: http://splendidostrich.blogspot.co.uk/2015/04/newlife-031.html

Newlife 0.3.1b (do not use!)

Edit: This version is also buggy. Please use 0.3.1c instead. I don't seem to be able to delete the attachment, but it has a save-breaking bug, so don't download this version!

April event lottery

Hello and thanks for your support! I'm going to hold off a week or so before picking the event lottery winner so that any patrons at that level whose pledges failed to process have time to re-submit them. If your pledge failed to process because you're in a desperate financial plight though, then you should keep the money for yourself! After all, ...

Newlife 0.3.0 exe version

Hello everyone, this is the Newlife 0.3.0 jar converted to a .exe file with launch4j. While I normally recommend using the jar as the primary version this is an alternative for windows users who are having difficulties with that format. If you're running the 0.3.0 jar okay then there's no need to download this. The game code is exactly the same.