Double Gael Between The Sheets

Hallo, Frau Claudia and the rest of the occupants of the <i>Fragen Wagen!</i> There’s no snow in Montag’s forecast where I live, which by itself should brighten my day. I’ve become far too well acquainted with my shovel and snow brush over the past few days, and I’m willing to take rain, hail, wind, or really anything <i>other</i> than snow for the sake of some variety 😨 I think I may have answered these <i>Fragen</i> last year, but I’ll give ‘em another go anyway! Have fun with your gentleman, my good Frau 😉 <b>Money or free time?</b> I would answer “free time” about 95% of the time, but the clinic cutting back my hours has been hitting me hard. Not necessarily financially, for which I’m very grateful, but in terms of feeling listless and useless. So in a case like this, when I’m really missing my job, I might choose money (as a proxy for working) over free time. <b>Amusement park or day at the beach?</b> I last went to an amusement park back in August 2017, and to my horror I found that I was nauseated on almost every ride that I went on. While I’ve historically never done too well with really spinny rides, that was the first time that I’d felt so queasy on the midway. I don’t know if I was just having an off day or if my vestibular tolerance for rides is decreasing as I get older. If it’s the latter, then I might opt for the beach because combing for shells and just relaxing by the water is restorative (and not nauseating! 😎) for me. The sand and UV radiation is a big downside, though, so I suppose I’d have to bring a large ass beach towel and plenty of sunscreen 😧 <b>Blinds or curtains?</b> Blinds, since they can more easily control the amount of sunlight coming in through a window. <b>Train or plane?</b> Oh, there are advantages for both! If I was travelling through a really scenic area or if I wanted the freedom to just spontaneously explore a location along my route, I’d opt for the train. But if I’m travelling a long, long distance (like across Canada, for example), I’m getting my fine ass on a plane 😯 <b>Caffeinated abomination or delight?</b> Hot coffee. I only like the taste of cold coffee within the context of something like a Frappuccino, complete with whipped cream, chocolate drizzle, and flavour shots. But since that would pack a good 400+ calorie punch, I’ll opt for a cuppa light roast joe with some Stevia and a splash of skim milk ☕️ <b>Meat or vegetables?</b> MEAT (literally, not in a sexual innuendo way)! I’m 110% sure that this was my answer last year 🍗🍖🍔🥓🥩 <b>Vacay or TV?</b> Ooh, international vacation, please! Although it can be stressful, traveling is usually an amazing experience, with the opportunity to explore and learn so many new things. Of course you can learn a lot of things from TV, too, but I haven’t owned one for almost 6 years and I can’t say that I miss it much 🤷🏻‍♀️ <b>Coffee or tea?</b> I’ll give tea points for having a greater variety of flavours, but I think my heart will always belong to the sweet, caffeinated nectar of the gods known as coffee ❤️ <b>Tan or pale?</b> In terms of skin colour? When it comes to what <i>my</i> actual skin colour is, that really depends on the time of year. I can probably span the gamut from sorta pale (in the dead of winter) to fairly tan (in the middle of summer). I think this is cool in that I always get a variety of answers whenever people try to guess my ethnicity 🤓 But it’s also a drag in that my foundation and concealer only match my skin tone for about 4-6 months of the year 😕 <b>Abs or chest?</b> In terms of what I need to work on more, I’m going with my abs 🤔 I mean, my chest still needs work too, but it’s not as high on my priority list because I don’t want to lose what boobage I still have left 😝 (With that said, I think someone like Ann-Louise Englund looks fantastic irrespective of breast size. It takes mad skill to get as shredded as she is 🤯 <a href="https://instagram.com/p/BevKT1PhfXu/" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://instagram.com/p/BevKT1PhfXu/</a>)

Ok... so there's a naughty one on its way? This was already enough to make my composure a hard fought battle at work. Can't wait for the next one! (Also... did you say "double Gael afterglow" because that sounds like a thing I didn't know I needed!)

Trina

Let's see... if each half of our Gael sandwich packs a 9.25" hard roll (give or take), that would be 18.5 total inches of extra-saucy Gael sandwich for your eating* pleasure. * and vice versa, of course. 😎

Brigid's Ember (Siren Historian & Mayoral Furniture Tester)

👌🏼😂😂

Yep, time for an ice bath, decidedly! This is so smokin hot it practically set off my fire alarms Gael... you are simply delicious, in so very many ways.

KrystaLynne

Yes!! To all of it. Nearly safe. Bahaha. No way

How the hell can double Gael between the sheets be nearly safe for work? Where the heck do u work? 🤣😂

Guten Morgen Gaelandia. Hope everyone has a good Montag!? Don´ t have much time tonight, my man demands my attention. XPP But of course I have some quick, vintage Fragen first. You can answer them while waiting for the new audio... isn´ t he a teasing langer!? Erst die Arbeit, dann das Vergnügen - business before pleasure. :) This or that? Money or Free Time? Amusement Park or Day at the Beach? Blinds or Curtain? Train or Plane? Iced Coffee or Hot Coffee? Meat or Vegetables? International Vacation or a New TV? Coffee or Tea? Tan or Pale? Abs or Chest? Danke meine Lieben. Bis später. XD

I'm going to pretend I didn't see this post for a while, otherwise the cleaning will never get done! 😆

Oh my dear god.. 🤤

Ooh Gaels. That’s the best sandwich I’ve had in a while. Can’t wait for the 12” sub with extra sauce 🤪😍

Do I like being being bad? You bet your tight little Irish ass I do. 😜😈 Just go ahead and mark my grave right now. The full version will definitely be the end of me. But what a fucking way to go. 😍💕

Two heads are always better than one. And I don't mean that thing attached to your neck, either. 😜😈

Nearly safe for work? Blessedly, not by a very long mile! 😎 1. I'm in awe of the work this must've taken to record the different tracks and -- especially -- to edit them together into such a well-timed, cohesive whole. 2. Something tells me I should upgrade my fire insurance before you unleash the full audio, because spontaneous combustion sounds like a distinct possibility! Holy hell... I'd better hydrate. 😎🔥🌋💦😋💦🌋🔥😎

Brigid's Ember (Siren Historian & Mayoral Furniture Tester)

Oh my goodness, I love this one! 4:48 - 7:01 had me biting my lip, eyes closed and smiling 😄 That and all the double purring in my ears 😍😍😍 My imagination was having a field day! But when 7:36 hit...🔥🔥❤️❤️😵 The way you said "Now!" with that sexy growl was so freakin' hot that my head spun! Seriously, that part made me lightheaded 💫😳 So, yeah..."Nearly safe for work" my left foot! 😅😅

I love getting a notification and looking down to see the little Patreon symbol!! I'm tingling just reading these comments! CanNOT wait to get home to listen.. 😶😛

This is only the taster. I am shook.

Excellent made.. So strong stereo effects... A little boiling hot taste..It's like sitting in a sauna, with full power on, eating chilli peppers 😋How will the longer version feel like 😳😅😋 It will be interesting 😆 Perhaps an adrenalin injection will be needed 😉😉😋 Have a wonderful evening 😄 Goodass Prana 😆😘❤️❤️😊

Two much to handle ... (sorry for the bad pun 😅)

Alex

My eyes read "nearly safe for work". My mind understands "I dare you to listen to this at work". Which Gael do I blame if I get caught ?

Nice try, bad boy. I see right through you when you mislabelled this Double G with 'Nearly Safe for Work'. We both know that I'm never safe when trapped between two Gaels.

Stella Rose

🤤 Breathy whispers..both ears 🤤 Fuck.... prepare my funeral girls! ...and this is the teaser? 💣💥

So, I’m at the salon getting a pedicure at the moment and I thought I would listen to this quietly in my ear while I’m in the chair. Um, I wish I had a video of my face the exact moment I heard G’s voice say “...and one in front of you.” because my eyes straight up rolled back in my head!!!🙄😂😍

"Double-down-dirty-sandwiched-in-between-two- Gs" kinda fun!! Time to be a bad good girl 😛😈

Nearly safe for work? Seriously?? 🙄

Yes good idea Criss. You mean the YT version right? Yes please🙌

dude, trying to work here, need to concentrate. grrrr *grabs earphones*

V

Can you upload the downloadable version? :D

"Our good girl."😍💋💋 "...tease you, edge you"😍😍😍 This feels so amazing! This is so burning hot, what's to come must be straight fire!🔥🔥🔥🔥 I can hardly wait, Double Gael!😚❤

Oh, there's absolutely nothing safe about this. Just the teaser has "DANGER" written all over it! (I realize I misspelled "Double Gael"...but hey, same thing though, right? 😉)

Ariel Diamond

I can’t even handle one Gael... 🤤😈

Omfg I’m not😳😋😜

Hmm fantastic timing Gael! Two Gael's are always better than one, but maybe I'm just greedy 😝 ❤️

Always_Wondering

You make me melt every. Damn. Time.

Oh wow 💖💖💖🔥🔥🔥

Mmm 😍❤️

Laura

Omgggggg I'm so ready

Ha-hey just as I’m coming off shift, you little mind-reader you 😈

Jessica Kate

Perfect timing.

Oh my😏😏😏 Double G is the best kind of G❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️