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Neko Island

Generations of selective breeding were conducted, just to allow us to say, "a cat is fine too." Kirby and thigh retweets.

Newgrounds S Kitten Date Simulator 1-7 Any% Speedrun WR (Flash Player) Legitimate

Trust me guys, I really did it. It's real. Tom Fulp watched me do it. Kids today just don't get it. You used to have to work for blurry pixilated jpegs. It used to have S O U L.

Next world tour video is finished. It'll be release later in the week and folders will be updated on release. Nyan~

Borger

Yeah, can I get a uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-

mega folder is updated

B-ko's Big Order

B-ko!
B-ko, you can't eat all those patties at one time!
It'll go right to your thighs!
... and then she'll blow up.

Drive through is next week.

Delicious Brown

A variety of brown food and brown drink is made in Peru, with varying flavors and spices added to accentuate the notes of chocolate, cinnamon, coffee and / or curry. There's a big difference between just eating and eating well.

Brown Food and Brown Drink

Preview video is going up. The next tour location will be out in a couple days.

AMV Hell 8 Submissions

This is a compilation of my submissions to AMV Hell 8. All of them. The ones that I felt could make it. The ones that won't. The ones that were thrown at the wall and didn't stick. Did it take a year to make all of them? Not really. Did it take a year to have them just spontaneously pop up into my head while driving in the car? Yeah.

Foot Canyon

The one you've all been waiting for. We've taken quite the walk around the sites to get here, but it's finally time.

So anyways, Zarxrax announced that AMV Hell 8 was happening on May 1, 2023. AMV Hell was my main inspiration for video editing back in the day, so I'm pretty excited to see that a new entry is happening (after 10 years, sin...

Someone To You - Ranking of Kings AMV

By the end of episode 2, if anything happened to Bojji or Kage I would kill everyone in the room and then myself.

I cannot stress enough how much I recommend watching Ranking of Kings. It may sound corny, but the show and manga has heart.

Goth Park (Goth Conservatory)

After spilling out from the nearby conservatory, the locat Goth population now calls this park their home. These woodlands have become a secondary dwelling to them, right after rave pits located in drained waterways and abandoned warehouses at midnight.

Also this is technically the first video I reached out to an artist for some artwork co...

Robutt

Superior German Engineering.

Files update in the mega folder

The Hardware Store Has It All

Preview video is going up. The next tour location will be out in a couple days.

Raise the Velocity - Cyberpunk [AMV]

If you're reading this right now; Yes, I'm still coping. Seething even. Don't know when or if I'll recover. Hopefully the video helps.

So moving forward I'm going to be posting any new amvs to the Optional Objective channel instead of S...

300 Waifu Ranking Videos

The time has come. Unsolicited and uninformed opinions on anime girls. 

The first video has been uploaded to Youtube. There will be 4 parts in total. The plan is to upload them on Saturdays. So for the next few weeks expect a video to come out each Saturday. 

Once they've all been released I'll likely put them all together ...

Update Post

Just an update for you guys.

I've got the next locations and themes planned. Right now it's figuring out the song and what kind of joke I want to nail down. The picture above is a timeline of another project I'm actively working on when I'm not distracted by ...

Elden Ring. Yeah. That's eaten up a lot of my time in March. Not gonna l...

Corner Thicc AF

Even while happily married the Architect tirelessly ensures that no (wo)man goes hungry. Tour Addendum: Ladies and gentlemen, it is with a heavy heart and even heavier bottoms that I must inform you that Corner Thicc AF Cafe is no more. Rest assured that they did not buckle under the weight of their occupants but instead buckled under the weight...

James Bond Blows Up Planet Fitness

James Bond faces off against his greatest foe yet.  Too powerful for Daniel Craig, the Agency had to bring back the one man who stood a chance. Can 007 save the world's whale population and become the Architect?

Architect-Posting aside, this is a preview for the next video's theme. We're going hefty. Expect it within the week.

AMV - Bulletproof

Starting off the new year with an AMV.

This came about as a result of me and my friend sitting down to search through Youtube for AMVs. As usual we ran through a gamut of low-quality and painful results. But we came across a couple that could have potentially been passable, or even good, except that the creators just made a bunch of tech...

Update Status

Huh. Right. I should keep people posted from time to time on what's going on. 

In real life update; I have found a day-job to support myself. Man's gotta eat, so video production output is going to slow down. It wasn't very fast to begin with, but working 4 days a week is actually going to cut into video editing time. It's not like th...

Monster Girl Fitness

Level 1: You're pretty safe in this part of the gym. The girls are pretty civil and approachable. Feel free to treat them like any other girl.   

Level 2: Whoa, whoa, whoa, careful there bud. This part of the gym is for members only. You gotta be able to bench at least 169 before you should think about asking for her number. Hel...

Monster Girl Falls: Season 1 Finale

Remember the finale to Gravity Falls season 1? This was the true finale they didn't want you to see.

Next video will be coming out soon. Days even.

Stronk Identity

Belgium. Most well known for their waffles, The Adventures of Tin Tin, the Battle of Waterloo. And most recently discovered Str- wait, it's in the Netherlands? Again? By how far? 6 kilometers?  Crazy.   

Well folks, as your tour guide I'd like to remind you that while these gals are muscular, not all of them are tomboys. The...

Gyaru Sushi

Tanned skin: ✓ 

Dyed hair: ✓ 

Non-regulation clothes: ✓ 

Heart-warming personality: ✓ 

Free spirited and open with you: ✓ 

Actually trying her best even if she's not the brightest: ✓  

And that's how the gyaru sushi roll is put together.  

I for one, want to...

Andrew W.K. Goes Out For Some Dinner

So, working on the next video. Here's a little tidbit of what to expect.

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Ara Ara Island

Coming up on this length of our journey we now find ourselves in New Zealand. You can see that we're passing by Ara Ara Island. This is home to the indigenous population of women who would pamper and spoil you. Some more aggressively than others. Despite popular belief, they ar-  SIR! SIR THAT'S NOT WHAT THE LIFEBOATS ARE FOR! SIR!   2021-03-22 02:51:59 +0000 UTC View Post

Princess Carolyn Describes the Pefect Woman

Your attention all passengers, this is your captain speaking. On behalf of the crew I just want to say thank you for joining us on Optional Objective Cruise-lines as we cast off from shore to our destination, Ara Ara Island. We hope you'll be entertained by our on-deck facilities while we continue our world waifu tour. We'll be arriving at our d...

A Twitter Meme OL Throws Hot & Cold Internet Gunk At Your Noggin And Sends You To The Shadow Realm

I have learned that Youtube doesn't like no-no words like die in video titles. I sincerely apologize for not following the puritan guidelines.

Don't worry. In your hospital bed they'll hook you up with an IV drip of Monster Energy™ and she'll come to apologize with a bouquet of Dorito Sweet Chili Heat

The Office Lady

Dolly Parten hit the nail directly on the head

Working 9 to 5, what a way to make a living 

Barely getting by, it's all taking and no giving.

They just use your mind, and they never give you credit It's enough to drive you crazy if you let it  

Absolutely check out the following: 

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Shortstack Records

Thank you Youtube Algorithm

The mine is closed today, boys.  Time to eat and party. Shorter video than last time.  Song: Crystal Dolphin - Engelwood

Webm attachment for sharing in your discord servers and imageboards.

Tomboy Mine

The start of inspiration

People say there's gold in the ol' Tomboy Mine. Grab your picks and shovels, lads. We dig and we don't stop diggin'.  

Saw the "Tomboy Mine - We All LIft Together" webm floating around. And then I felt a mighty need. During the editing of the video, a good friend who once worked in drilling told me he ac...