Is the coast clear?
Thank Fuma pumpkins are stupid.
Not stupid enough to use a regular chest, unfortunately. Whoever invented these Frostheim pook-proof containers ought to be strung up. I had to spend the last few days carefully applying spit and Gramarye to candy canes to turn them into lockpicks. What a grueling experience. Even so, it was better than getting captured by the Kringle.
This close to December 25th the risk is minimal - he will be busy loading and prepping for delivery. Nevertheless, I'd better continue to keep a low profile for the next few days.
I need to clean myself up anyway. I feel so gross. I never want to taste or smell eggnog ever again.

The story will continue next week after the threat is truly past and I've had a decent rest.
Whoever sent that bogus note about the Krampus ... that was not very elfly, and I have no idea how you did it, but ...
Thank you.
If, because of me, you wind up not getting that GameStation or that nostril massager you wanted, well ... take consolation in knowing that you did not need that crap anyway.
Merry Lowfolk Christmas to you all.
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Simone Spinozzi
2021-12-29 04:16:28 +0000 UTC