Earworm LP/MHA(BNHA) part deux

“What’s your quirk?” One of the kids asked.

“AB Negative.” Thalia snarked. Whiskers snorted.

“Er, no, your uh…Quirk. You know, like, this is mine. Transparency.” The questioner gestured to her invisible skin with her glove. Wait was this girl naked? Hm. Thalia wasn’t sure how to deal with that.

“Transparency would imply you could be seen, if faintly. You’re probably reflecting light.” Whiskers corrected. Sounding an AWFUL lot like his mother. (Yeah, Thalia was still miffed about Christmas.)

“…But…the doctor said…wait, can I learn how to turn this off!?”

“…You never tried?” Thalia blinked.

“I mean I…I did when I was like ten…”

“Oh, so you’re ALL idiots. Not just the walking dunce over there.” Thalia gestured at Yay-Boy. Whiskers nudged her.

“Be nice, Tree Girl.”

“Can you control plants?” The Invisible Idiot asked. Was she not going to work on being visible-Wait, likely naked. Right. Probably a good call.

“Hell no.” Thalia rolled her eyes and let some static dance across her fingers. “Atmokinesis.”

“…what is-?”

“She controls and creates storms. Particularly those with a lot of Lightning.” Whiskers explained tiredly. She glanced at him.

“You complaining?”

“About the shocks I get sometimes? Yes.”

“…So what’s your Quirk then?”

“Clear-sighted. I see through high-level illusions.” Damn, Whiskers really thought this out. Why was he taking this so seriously?

“How do you-?”

“I hunt Monsters, kid. Literal monsters. They don’t play fair and you can’t see them without a quirk like mine or Tree Girl’s.”

“…So…why do you call her Tree Girl?”

Oh, no. Thalia knew that smirk. He damn well better not say—

“Her dad put her in time out for running away.”

“Fuck you.” Thalia shoved her boyfriend as he snickered at his own joke.

“…I think I’m missing context-“

“My dad is an asshole. He turned me into a tree because he thought he was ‘saving’ my life.” Thalia huffed. Yeah, her heroic sacrifice was kind of nullified by that call. And she had worked up the nerve for it, too!

“Oh, so it’s a pet name?! Cuuute!”

“…You, invisible girl, do you wanna know what your insides look like? Because I’m sure enough electricity would light you up.” Thalia growled.

“…Whoa, she’s a female Bakugo…” another brat, the one with weird elbows, mused.

“The fuck she is/I am!” Some loud mouthed shit for brains shouted in sync with Thalia. Little bastard! She glared at him and he glared back.

Cheeky brat!

—

“So, uh, Naruto-san, you fight Quirkless-?”

“No. I fight. Period.” Naruto deadpanned at the muttering bush. He radiated unease, fear and nerves when he was introduced by the walking stick that covered himself in smoke. Weird that he had similar jolts of power around him that looked like Yagi’s smoke disguise.

“B-but you don’t utilize your Quirk-?”

“And?” Naruto stared at the boy. “Quirks are just tools, it’s like fighting with a knife. Or a sword. You don’t see swordsmen who fight without their swords calling it swordless fighting, do you?”

“…I…I never considered that…” the green kid mumbled.

“Great, now brace yourself. I’m going to flip you off.”

“H-huh?”

In the blink of an eye, Naruto was behind the kid with his arm hooked around his neck. A snarl of effort and All Might’s favorite (or son, neither mattered to Naruto in the long run) was launched from the platform they were sparring on into the stick-wall they were to avoid being lodged to.

So far, it was 0-15 in Naruto’s favor.