VIDEO: The Flagrant Ones #210: Mascots 2: More Mascots
Added 2022-10-06 06:09:32 +0000 UTCThe Ones take a peek into the DMs, reflect on dental hygiene, and rank some more mascots in our liberal tiers.
We looked at:
- Flagrant Ones Diary Stay Out! (unless you've listened)
- Hair Haver
- Jazz Bear
- Crunch Time
- The Dog Bounty Hunter
- Mavs Man and Ch*mp Little Troll
- Accessories not included
- DM me if you can find this video
- Bango
- Hugo was designed by Cheryl Henson
Comments
He looks like Rufus Wainwright.
Ryan Kilkenney
2022-10-08 16:36:50 +0000 UTCThe Knicks and the Bears are perfect nba/nfl pairing because they’re both big markets with history so they get a bunch of national TV games they don’t deserve and fuck everything up and I hate them both for that reason
Alex J
2022-10-07 19:51:39 +0000 UTCWho was played by Sabertooth.
Deena
2022-10-07 19:21:52 +0000 UTCPats are definitely Spurs. Dynasty spread out over a ton of years, due to partnership between a generationally-talented yet not very exciting player and a broadly revered long-tenured coach. Bulls are maybe more like the Broncos
Jack
2022-10-07 18:52:42 +0000 UTCBeardless Hayes looks A LOT like the hot dad from Mystic Pizza
Jack
2022-10-07 18:40:49 +0000 UTCThis comment NEEDS more attention. That PICTURE. 6 o'clock news "Florida Man" mugshot flavor. Also, from the wiki: "The Bear has suffered many injuries while performing, including tearing his bicep and rupturing a tendon in his calf."
Chris Baker
2022-10-07 16:59:11 +0000 UTC"Mavsman wants YOU to explain the felony murder rule" Funniest line since Hotdog go to bathroom. Tshirt
Geddes
2022-10-07 15:38:46 +0000 UTCI'll pitch that the Bulls are the Cowboys
Marc Davis
2022-10-07 13:08:42 +0000 UTC"Local news station doing a story about a mascot" is a really great subgenre, here's one about the man who played Jazz Bear getting fired: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRqJ6-btfyw The money shot: https://i.imgur.com/l6GI5VG.jpg
future canon
2022-10-07 12:00:32 +0000 UTCHolding my breath for the hammer to dropped on Rumble, an arguably mid mascot for a franchise that is somehow coasting on branding worse than the Mavs but nobody really cares about (should have gone full time with the native inspired city jerseys from a few years back and called it a day).
Ben McDonald
2022-10-07 03:30:52 +0000 UTCWeird that Corny Ass Nick Wiger isn’t here as promised. Kind of actually really pissed off and tearing up.
Alex f_c
2022-10-07 03:11:49 +0000 UTCMaybe. I was thinking Bucs at first, but their fanbases don’t really match up.
Eric McKay
2022-10-06 23:08:12 +0000 UTCWhere’s carl?
Noah Slafer
2022-10-06 22:33:54 +0000 UTCWarriors are too good to be the seahawks. More like the Chiefs maybe?
Jack
2022-10-06 22:23:47 +0000 UTCIf any mascot is based on marc cuban, it's mos def Sir CC. (There's even a CC in his {misspelled} name)
Sean
2022-10-06 22:23:19 +0000 UTCKevin's presence always makes me feel better. Though I'm sorta glad they didn't let him shred on his guitar because how could i go to work then WITH MY FACE MELTED OFF ???
Sean
2022-10-06 22:16:25 +0000 UTCMy favorite part of Rocky's unconscious form being lowered to the arena floor is the DJ in the back screaming YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
Harley
2022-10-06 19:09:23 +0000 UTCLakers = Cowboys Bulls = Patriots (historically mediocre franchises with a slew of championships owing to one superstar) Wizards = Browns Knicks = Raiders
Ryan Kilkenney
2022-10-06 18:32:37 +0000 UTCIf I'm remembering correctly Crunch is so named because when he was first introduced he was sponsored by Nestle's Crunch bar.
Tim Root
2022-10-06 17:45:51 +0000 UTCHayes doesn't look like Josh Homme. He looks like Wolverine's nemesis Sabertooth.
Deena
2022-10-06 16:56:41 +0000 UTCCan confirm getting up in Jazz Bears hair is quite nice.
Blake Schultz
2022-10-06 16:53:43 +0000 UTCthe cav's king being the van helsing for moondog and "the dog bounty hunter" made me laugh really really hard. also, when sean says he's about to embarrass a commenter i start salivating and rubbing my belly
MB
2022-10-06 15:42:53 +0000 UTCBango has high T confirmed (for whatever reason, “Bango’s Timeline” lists “Hightlights” under the pics of him)
John Villanti
2022-10-06 12:26:34 +0000 UTCDamn Carl Tart still suspended
Josh VanValkenburg
2022-10-06 10:20:05 +0000 UTCSome NFL/NBA comp pitches: Lakers = Cowboys Patriots = Spurs Warriors = Seahawks Timberwolves = Lions
Eric McKay
2022-10-06 09:24:47 +0000 UTC
