The Cow’s Curse
Added 2015-08-14 17:41:53 +0000 UTChttp://www.vivehypnosis.de/?p=3100
Before you listen to this file, you have to tie a length of rope
around your wrist. This will be your cow string. Every time you wear it,
you will feel a desire to pronounce every “o” that is pronounced long
in any word and especially a “mo” in any word you say as a “moooooo”.
You will also be tempted to “moooooo” when you just read it or write it.
And every time you do moo it will feel better and better, making it
easier and more normal to moo.
You will have to wear the cow string every five days for at least an
hour. Otherwise, the desire will bleed through, even if you don’t wear
the string. At first you will feel a strong desire to moo, later it will
just happen. It will never happen at work or professional situations,
but it might happen with safer people around you.
