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I can't make this shit up

In the category of "I can't make this shit up," I give you the Top Gun Callsign Generator:

http://www.topgunday.com/call-sign-generator/

My callsign?

Seriously, I can't make this shit up:

Bahahahahahahahahahaha! 😈

Post your callsign in the comments.

- Nick

Comments

Mine fit me to a 'T' - It Allen 'Whiskey' Bartel... though Yukon Jack is my go to (It's a Canadian whiskey, so it still works lol)

It's better than Algid. (Actually, Gorilla isn't too bad.)

Nick Scipio

WTH? Yeah, weird callsign. And, funny story: your comment appeared in my Patreon app notifications, so I didn't see any context (i.e., which post). I thought you'd contracted some rare and nasty disease. LOL!

Nick Scipio

LOL, I got Gorilla. What a strange fighter pilot callsign. There'd have to be a story behind that one.

I got Algid. Definition: algid. : marked by prostration, cold and clammy skin, and low blood pressure β€”used chiefly of a severe form of malaria. Yay me.

Ooh, that's a cool one. Not the usual macho BS. Nice.

Nick Scipio

Lt. Bruno 'Goldenrod' Tessier Like you said, we can't make this shit up! lol

Nice.

Nick Scipio

Bandsaw

Robert MacMillan

πŸŽ…πŸΌ

Nick Scipio

Grinch. I guess I steal Christmas.

I like it.

Nick Scipio

Nice.

Nick Scipio

Lt. Bob β€œIdol” Noone

Bob Noone

Wraith

How about that

Lt. Doug 'Brook' Murray

You know it's gonna shorten to "Trouble" or "Shooter." Either is pretty cool.

Nick Scipio

Lt. 'Troubleshooter' ... too much of a mouthful?

Well David, I thought it was strange too, but I spelled it the same as they did

Say hello to my little friend...

Nick Scipio

Haha, nice. I wonder what you did to earn it?

Nick Scipio

Mad dog! Nice.

Nick Scipio

But funny. And I bet there’s a story there...

Nick Scipio

'Cujo'. I can dig that.

Wynder

"Zomby", which I always thought was spelt "Zombie", but maybe that is the difference between American and English English. (Like 'spelt' and 'spelled')

Lt. Fleming 'Demo' Mauney. My actual rank is a bit above Lt. but I'll live with the 'Demo'tion for awhile.

Richard "SkyKing" Koch

Lon Chaney is (perhaps obviously) a pseudonym... my real name received the callsign β€œDragnet”... which I will ALSO take!

Lon β€œSnoop” Chaney <β€”- I’ll TAKE it! πŸ™‚

Lt. Rob 'Spectre' Fisher

Lt. Paul 'Plant' Wirtz

Paul Wirtz

Lt. R. 'Yoda' Massey

Ryan Massey

Boner :)

Laszlo Szidonya

Torch. I must light the way

Zomby

Lt. T. 'Wizard' Ballance. LOL. I'm not an actual wizard, but I do watch them play basketball right down road in DC.

GentlemanPlayer

Captain J 'Defender' Lee. I personally love the irony life throws at times. :)

Second try is Tazz.. which was actually my nickname when I was younger lol

Pinetree LOL

Johnny Galt

"Cougar" ROFL

Cube

"Rudderbutt" Not my happiest callsign ever......

Lt. "Gun Shop"

Clearly because you have balls the size of grapefruits? LOL! Still a cool callsign.

Nick Scipio

Oooh, nice.

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"Brickyard"

J.L. Garner

Haha β€œHoist”

Terry Stader

Mine is... "Draco"

Mine is Faceman

John D'Alessandro

'Focus'

LOL. I personally think it nailed it with mine. I generated another one and it came up with "Venus." Seriously. I can't make this shit up.

Nick Scipio

My call sign is "Wise" which makes me question the validity of this entire thing! LOL


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