Two-For-One Part One & Two (Patreon-Only)

“You are literally insane. There has to be a way to reverse this!”

“NOPE! That New Age shop in the mall said the spell was only good for one use. No returns on two-for-one specials. No reversal spell will work. And their lease is up this week so they are moving to a new location. Date of reopening unknown!”

“So you are stuck like this?!”

“Not going to lie. Your dad is pretty hot.”

“STOP! I don’t want to hear stuff like that! And why would you even say that, bruh? You’ve always been attracted to girls. You were supposed to use that spell to make our lives better! You know… go from normal guys at school to strong popularity, big social media followings, and being around girls more!’

“That’s what I asked for! But then the girl at the counter started asking more details and I told her about how you live with your dad who is depressed about the divorce from your mom, how you hate his new girlfriend and how he is asleep by 11pm every night depressed and doesn’t want to do anything.”

“What were you doing in his room just now anyways?”

“He’s not depressed anymore.”

“So the spell changed everything? Maybe turn that ugly, sadistic, lying, chain-smoking, alcoholic, rebound chick, Courtney, into trophy wife material or at least a woman of elegance and sophistication.”

“Your dad didn’t even have any memory of her. I stalked her social media and she is dating some guy who just got out on parole.”

“How does this explain you turning into a woman in her 30s? Why do you keep smiling? How does this improve anything other than dad’s life? So many questions. Wait… if it was a two-for-one special and Courtney didn’t change… then who is the other person?!”

“Here is the big surprise! Are you ready?! …ready???”

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“I’m going to stay your dad’s new wife!The spell will take effect on you tomorrow.”

“So I WILL end up being popular and getting a girlfriend?! At least there is SOME happiness to this! Sorry about the sex change though, bro. Wish there was a way to turn you back into a boy easily.”

“Nothing could be further from the truth. All I see is us being a HAPPY FAMILY. Sure, we may be able to gain popularity online with my fashion and household blog but the more I talked about the situation with the girl at the shop, the more she agreed that YOU should be given a fair chance at a new upbringing.”

“WHAT?! You are turning me into a little boy? What is the purpose of that?”

“More like… a young girl! I didn’t want to be the only new female around the house so she told me of a way to change you into the biological daughter of your dad and I! I’m going to be your NEW MOM!”

“You can’t do this to me! I’m taking out of here right now!”

“Only hurting yourself that way since you would be lost somewhere as a young girl tomorrow and we would be worried sick trying to find you. I looked out for you by making sure the spell doesn’t work on you till tomorrow. That way you get one last night to talk to whatever other friends you had and do whatever you want watching videos of thots on TikTok or whatever other site you find. Tomorrow starts your new life filled with school almost every day, ballet lessons, Barbie dolls, cheerleading, sleeping with stuffed animals, slumber parties, and days at the park with your new family! We are all going to be MUCH happier and have better lives because of this. I’m going to be an awesome Mom.”