“Are you wearing my makeup!”
“NO! This is just how my eyes are!”
“Oh.. They look darker today. Well… you SHOULD START!”
“What do you mean?”
“You can’t just stay here at my place wearing your old male clothes forever. It’s been three days and we’ve tried so hard to get you to change back into a man but nothing is looking promising.”
“Then what are you suggesting?”
“We may have to start preparing you for your life as a girl… At least for now. Not saying you need to start binge watching trashy reality shows about housewives and planning brunches but at least get you out in public. Have you tried contacting your job?”
“They said ‘I’ haven’t been there in days and they are about to file a missing persons report!”
“Your apartment?”
“Roommate said all ‘his’ stuff is there and he is worried too!”
“Maybe we can just calm everyone down for now by making up some story about ‘your’ disappearance. I got it… You had to leave the country because of a family emergency in Monaco!”
“Perfect. Now what about my female life?! I never wanted to turn into a girl! That evil witch outside of the club must have had it out for me!”
“Let’s just go get you some casual clothes today. Fitted for a bra… some leggings, flats. Some stuff for your long hair that you need to learn how to take care of. Wait… why are you wearing some jewelry… and are you wearing my panties?!”
“All my boxers were dirty…”