Bonus Cap: The Sissy Life (2000s Reality Show Comeback)

Just something fun for comeback week that does't involve another caption artist. Some people know that I was/am a HUGE fan of trashy reality shows from the 2000s. What if they made a comeback? Like doing the opposite of a popular series for the 20th anniversary and making two country boys become wealthy socialite girls in the city!

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When Daniel and Luke saw a casting call for a “2000s Reality Show Comeback” at the local community college in Deer Hay, Nebraska, they figured it may be fun to be on the next corny, over-the-top dating show or maybe a game show where we had to do scary tactics like get in a tub of scorpions or be buried in sand. After answering a bunch of questionnaires and interviewing with some of the producers, they found they were the perfect match for the rival of a popular early-2000s reality show. Neither read over the lengthy contract since they were in such excitement. Many of their friends and family were shocked that two good ole country farm boys from Nebraska would be sent to Beverly Hills to live with the Madison family in their mansion for three months. It wasn’t until the second day of filming when the cameras captured their reactions to discovering the show was truly about two country boys being transformed into affluent socialite girls!

Posing as sisters, they would go through the entire feminization process, learn how to speak like women, and do their best to make friends in the high-end circles around Los Angeles. Each episode would put them in a vulnerable situation where they would need to hid the fact that they were really boys from the mid-west. Before entering into society, the boys would need to transform into girls. This included shaving off all their body hair and starting a skin care routine. Both would have extensions put in their hair, something neither was used to since having long hair was a completely new feeling. The guys were injected with a substance that would cause breast growth, almost like temporary breast implants. The not-so-fun part was the method used to create fake vag*nas. The tucking method was to pull their test*cles back to be completely hidden and create a fake vag that would require sitting down to pee and proper maintenance. A tampon could even fit inside of their. Makeovers were performed and the guys were taught how to put on foundation, eye shadow, maintain their brows, line their lips, and put on fake lashes.

For entertainment purposes of the show and even though they were in a mansion, the sisters would be sharing a very feminine bedroom full of soft pink lighting, stuff animals, many pillows on the bed, and a massive closest full of designer clothing. Another episode featured a woman slightly older that the 20-something guys who would be like their older sister and train them on how to walk in heels, put on pantyhose properly, and proper etiquette when going to high-end restaurants in the area.

Episodes captured amazing moments such as their reactions to getting catcalled on the street, dealing with men sliding into their DMs constantly, and the struggles of actually being a woman in today’s society, especially that of high influence! There were a few slip ups, like using male voices while shopping for panties and man spreading while wearing skirts at a nightclub. But the girls acted more naturally feminine as the weeks went on since they were forced to adapt to the lives of being a girl. As the estrogen took over their systems, they started to like attention from men. Their first kisses with men… and many make out sessions were some of the best moments of the first season.

After a ratings record, a new season is already in the works to feature a football team from rural Texas forced to become an entire sorority at an elite university!