shhhhhhhhhhow EP. 70
Added 2025-03-31 21:00:27 +0000 UTC
Video Version: https://youtu.be/ozWwhkP394s
I thought maybe if we come up with a secret intro and title indicating that these patron exclusives are supposed to be secret then maybe you guys will stop leaking the things we say on them.
Js1q3rd
Matt
2025-04-23 10:52:27 +0000 UTC
The power is in me
TREWAYUZUMAKI
2025-04-16 16:35:21 +0000 UTC
Indeed it did drop 10 mins after this comment
Richard Wagner
2025-04-16 15:23:53 +0000 UTC
Today is the day, even Poob was surprised the first episode wasn’t already out yesterday on stream
TREWAYUZUMAKI
2025-04-16 15:04:06 +0000 UTC
Long hours in the warehouse been killer without a new episode.
BobIgglyWampus
2025-04-16 14:13:17 +0000 UTC
im not going to be able to afford this patreon if i cant listen to it truckin
Michael Turner
2025-04-16 12:51:24 +0000 UTC
These long roads in the truck are feeling longer without a podcast
Jared-Ali
2025-04-16 12:01:43 +0000 UTC
I'm gonna kill myself if we don't get a new episode
Xyzzy
2025-04-16 11:03:17 +0000 UTC
They really figured out how to print money the most low effort way possible
Austin
2025-04-16 10:30:10 +0000 UTC
The glazing is grazy, this dude would pay money to shake hands with the sams
Fat loser
2025-04-16 10:17:06 +0000 UTC
2 rushed shit episodes in the last 4 days of the week again, yippie
Fat loser
2025-04-16 10:16:08 +0000 UTC
I yearn for an episode
Trizide 101
2025-04-16 01:11:26 +0000 UTC
Drop a new episode u fucken turd burglars
LOU SASSLE
2025-04-15 23:36:55 +0000 UTC
These next couple weeks are gonna be banging with the content coming out all close together
TREWAYUZUMAKI
2025-04-15 21:14:23 +0000 UTC
I work at an oil refinery and there is a garage with a bathroom with no lights. While I’m washing my hands with the lights off the new intro started.
Connerthenoobis
2025-04-15 20:52:21 +0000 UTC
Haha, what a well thought out & original comment from a guy whose whole account is dedicated to glazing the Sams. Why don't you get off your knees & go reply to everyone else who commented about wanting a new episode.
Richard Wagner
2025-04-15 20:51:27 +0000 UTC
Wah wah wah my name is Richard and my vagina hurts
Sam Shack
2025-04-15 20:20:31 +0000 UTC
At this point I literally don't understand... how could it possibly be this difficult to have a regular schedule of recording & uploading 3 podcasts in a month. This patreon makes over $36k a month & they can barely be bothered to record for it 10 hours out of the month. I hate to even complain because I love listening to the pod but it's definitely a bit absurd to consistently be late on episodes without even communicating with the community of paid supporters.
Richard Wagner
2025-04-15 19:47:17 +0000 UTC
Imma go postal Sam.....and this Patreon is gonna be in the manifesto.... This can all go away if you post a fucking episode you turd
Jakob Kolias
2025-04-15 16:01:19 +0000 UTC
2 weeks and still no new episode and a poor stream by Sam last night these guys stink.
BoofTube
2025-04-15 15:15:03 +0000 UTC
I swear if you fuckers complain about how hard it is to upload podcast in the next episode. Eric is gonna get it.
Ind_I
2025-04-15 14:30:30 +0000 UTC
drop an episode today or im un-reforming myself and becoming racist again
oxycodone hydrochloride 80mg
2025-04-15 12:05:55 +0000 UTC
"Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is? Insanity is doing the exact... same fucking thing... over and over again expecting... shit to change.." - Far Cry 3
oxycodone hydrochloride 80mg
2025-04-15 12:05:14 +0000 UTC
Dihhh 💔💔💔🥀🥀
poophahafunny
2025-04-15 11:43:01 +0000 UTC
this is the result of them being happy i warned you
Poob's Grampa
2025-04-15 07:05:01 +0000 UTC
Y'all gay
Hunter Swan
2025-04-15 04:32:49 +0000 UTC
I bet if Kamala won they’d be on time
Jaymurk
2025-04-15 04:22:21 +0000 UTC
This message got Sam to stream today, you can’t convince me otherwise
TREWAYUZUMAKI
2025-04-15 03:49:02 +0000 UTC
Ts pmo ong twin 🥀🥀
Julian
2025-04-15 03:30:53 +0000 UTC
Anyone else unsubbing if this next ep is booty 💸🔥
rockling codfish
2025-04-15 03:15:38 +0000 UTC
You guys are really disappointing Eric right now.
Gloop
2025-04-15 01:17:34 +0000 UTC
Which Sam do we take out to show how serious we are about wanting our podcast boys.
Jjrichy
2025-04-14 22:31:50 +0000 UTC
At least Poob streams between pods pretty regularly.
TREWAYUZUMAKI
2025-04-14 21:54:39 +0000 UTC
As a recent patreon member, I can proudly say that I’m wasting my money now
Sevren
2025-04-14 16:46:26 +0000 UTC
Ok... I guess I didn't want a new podcast today anyway...
Richard Wagner
2025-04-14 16:29:31 +0000 UTC
The multiplayer on brotherhood was so fun. Miss playing that
Hoon
2025-04-14 15:14:58 +0000 UTC
Rapeass 97i
CheeseCake King
2025-04-14 13:55:06 +0000 UTC
Never happened.
CheeseCake King
2025-04-14 13:53:23 +0000 UTC
Need. Pod. Please. Need. Benis. Polish. Polish benis pod. Need
Animal
2025-04-13 21:53:11 +0000 UTC
I need pod
Animal
2025-04-13 21:52:13 +0000 UTC
My heart feels heavy please post my baby boys
MilkMan248
2025-04-13 16:20:06 +0000 UTC
What did you do to them
William Ladine
2025-04-13 03:33:27 +0000 UTC
Only so many oxy can help guysss
Applecore
2025-04-13 01:16:59 +0000 UTC
Where is my slop boys, I see the money going but no episodes coming.
Jjrichy
2025-04-12 22:53:30 +0000 UTC
Chop, Chop, We Hunger...
Connor
2025-04-12 20:35:56 +0000 UTC
Okay guys Im ready for the next episode you can drop it now
CrizzlyBear
2025-04-12 16:07:30 +0000 UTC
Drop episode within the next 12 hours or else
Suduko Catwall
2025-04-12 07:36:28 +0000 UTC
Be back in 2 days
pibb
2025-04-11 23:55:45 +0000 UTC
I thought it would be sooner this month but I guess their cycles are set late
TREWAYUZUMAKI
2025-04-11 17:43:25 +0000 UTC
the withdrawal symptoms are starting....
oxycodone hydrochloride 80mg
2025-04-11 16:03:14 +0000 UTC
Logged in to look for the 9-day release…. Alrighty then be back later :/
QuakeDea
2025-04-11 02:49:29 +0000 UTC
They had said that they went to one of the live events, but they've never been on
Setitablaze
2025-04-11 01:16:47 +0000 UTC
7/10 funny but too much whining
Vysustiprst
2025-04-10 06:39:25 +0000 UTC
Im pretty sure they weren’t on an episode
Boyfriend
2025-04-09 15:09:14 +0000 UTC
Does anyone know the dungeons and daddies episode these guys were on? I can’t seem to find it anywhere
James Cunningham
2025-04-09 11:27:20 +0000 UTC
Hey Sam just curious about one thing you and Poob mention every podcast episode or so… how are y’all’s stocks going???? Really curious and I feel like we should know since you told us in a tarkov vid to invest into S&P500 and y’all both have a portfolio with the Patreon money? Anyways maybe hold off on Denver/Colorado for 4 years or longer bud. That’s my advice at least… also I sent you some Zillow houses on Instagram so check your DM’s!!! I also sent Poob car listings too!!!
Zaniest
2025-04-09 06:13:26 +0000 UTC
I think G Sam is already working on that, we ain’t gotta do nothin 😆
QuakeDea
2025-04-08 17:00:01 +0000 UTC
this podcast kept my boredom down
Culted
2025-04-07 10:23:22 +0000 UTC
shut the fuck up nigga
Marco Espinoza
2025-04-07 04:48:03 +0000 UTC
Oh brother 😂
TheSpecialSteve
2025-04-07 04:47:31 +0000 UTC
Fell asleep during this episode, and had a dream of poob going to my house with my school bullies and taking it over
Davin Simmons
2025-04-06 18:06:13 +0000 UTC
what is the email?
Harrison Fabian
2025-04-05 19:16:36 +0000 UTC
"This is how every month goes. Every episode is last minute" Ahmen Stalltt my funny little editor friend. If you ever need a stand in whilst we wait me and my buddy and sometimes funny , we're only an email away
Digi
2025-04-05 16:06:49 +0000 UTC
I thought maybe but the way he described it seemed off
Charlie baker
2025-04-04 05:54:27 +0000 UTC
That’s what he was talking about this podcast
NecrosHQ
2025-04-04 05:01:14 +0000 UTC
Looks like that one mutant from futurama,
NOT Alex Brock
2025-04-04 03:31:36 +0000 UTC
Got too high and had a panic attack about the size of Sams forhead.
NOT Alex Brock
2025-04-04 03:31:20 +0000 UTC
I concur Connor.
Connor
2025-04-04 03:14:09 +0000 UTC
"we"?
Benjamin
2025-04-03 21:29:28 +0000 UTC
Sam should try totally ultimate epic battle simulator for maddie lol
Charlie baker
2025-04-03 20:40:38 +0000 UTC
Yalls pc current states is honestly really funny
Charlie baker
2025-04-03 20:39:19 +0000 UTC
Gotta check out drive beyond horizons
Jesse Woodyard
2025-04-03 19:49:56 +0000 UTC
Good episode… give us bizzle!
Justus
2025-04-03 18:19:39 +0000 UTC
This is creepy and weird💜😘🙏
Ramman1317
2025-04-03 16:44:51 +0000 UTC
who else thinks we need to somehow sabotage poob's new relationship. he can't be happy. we need him to go back to the bar and almost die/get into a fistfight with teenagers again. he can't have this. his suffering is what fuels us. that or we need a third cohost who's a complete fucking loser (me) to round out these two being successful.
Poob's Grampa
2025-04-03 12:19:40 +0000 UTC
Put Eric on the podcast
Xyzzy
2025-04-03 11:48:57 +0000 UTC
poob suggs
Culted
2025-04-03 06:21:06 +0000 UTC
"Absolute Cinema" - Martin Scorsese upon watching the new intro
Stag Skull
2025-04-02 18:33:55 +0000 UTC
Intro fucking rules
Connor
2025-04-02 13:06:06 +0000 UTC
What GPU did you get?
Peter
2025-04-02 11:08:36 +0000 UTC
Poob’s divine punishment was encountering the kid version of himself in that microcenter parking lot.
Peter
2025-04-02 10:56:37 +0000 UTC
Evil dead intro
David
2025-04-02 03:17:33 +0000 UTC
Absolutely great Patreon intro had me fkn cracking up lol
Grass
2025-04-02 02:43:18 +0000 UTC
Hell yea
Intuned
2025-04-02 02:16:33 +0000 UTC
I hope the factor meal rep didn’t listen to this one💀
Jesse Woodyard
2025-04-01 19:58:51 +0000 UTC
I can't stop relistening to the dare devil bit. Whatever WAAHWAHWAHWAH noise Poob makes while 3D scanning a babe is so fucking funny
DreccanOfAntlers
2025-04-01 18:52:23 +0000 UTC
lol glad my recent pc build wasnt like poobs, built a new desktop for work after having leftovers from my gaming pc upgrade
Charlie baker
2025-04-01 18:38:11 +0000 UTC
Great intro guys like to see it
Armandt Joubert
2025-04-01 16:48:48 +0000 UTC
Hear me out.. what if you had one of the ASOIAF theory guys as a guest on the podcast and we just had game of thrones talk for the whole episode?
Sam Shack
2025-04-01 16:16:22 +0000 UTC
Episode was so good it fully divided my attention away from my BBC sissy hypno gooning session
Haemorrhoid cream
2025-04-01 16:09:44 +0000 UTC
YES!!!! Haven’t watched it yet but the comments are raving so it’s always a good start for my slop
Trizide 101
2025-04-01 15:21:41 +0000 UTC
the intro was fuckin peak
payne
2025-04-01 14:55:04 +0000 UTC
Just wanted to say best episode we’ve had in months. Really glad you guys are back
PyRe Nacho
2025-04-01 14:14:01 +0000 UTC
Sounds like your daughter would be obsessed with trapping Sims in the pool
DreccanOfAntlers
2025-04-01 14:08:50 +0000 UTC
Honestly I watched this the first time on youtube. I did not consider that the intro is entirely visual lmao
DreccanOfAntlers
2025-04-01 13:03:05 +0000 UTC
Madeline sounds like she would love to replay the “no Russian” level on MW2
Skiddelz
2025-04-01 12:38:38 +0000 UTC
Solid ass pawdcahst my duudds
BharfBhag
2025-04-01 12:18:02 +0000 UTC
Sam’s only spent 800 on league? Bro my 4K is feeling real heavy in my pockets now
Barf Drinker
2025-04-01 09:48:41 +0000 UTC
Mr. General Sam. Your daughter would love Halo CE. It’s awesome. It has blood. It has zombies. It’s fun and approachable AND you can play with her. My memories with my dad and halo will always be with me. Try it out
Tanner Thurman
2025-04-01 06:15:32 +0000 UTC
Thanks gamers
enterfrog
2025-04-01 05:11:01 +0000 UTC
how so
Super_Void33
2025-04-01 04:51:25 +0000 UTC
An episode on my birthday! A gift I had to pay for!
Tyler Gibbons
2025-04-01 04:18:03 +0000 UTC
Beautiful
Jacob Hunter
2025-04-01 03:26:24 +0000 UTC
Right up his alley tbh
Nehit
2025-04-01 02:30:01 +0000 UTC
Lets go
Nehit
2025-04-01 02:29:49 +0000 UTC
The intro was fire, poobs extreme finger strength with that two fingered door lock and Sam’s ferrel nature exposed when he’s on all fours. 10/10 expressions, would beat again.
TREWAYUZUMAKI
2025-04-01 02:03:25 +0000 UTC
Sam you should play Obenseuer, you get to be a drugdealing, moonshining, Finnish mushroom addicted landlord
Budds
2025-04-01 01:18:28 +0000 UTC
Thanks for the vid boys and Poob even if you do find a bad comment, only someone worse off than you talks shit. Don’t cry my sweet baby boy, dry your tears.
TREWAYUZUMAKI
2025-04-01 00:33:41 +0000 UTC
Decent
Quualude
2025-04-01 00:13:37 +0000 UTC
Glad my hard earned blue collar trucker bucks went to Poob’s 1 1/2 computer, love listening to these whilst working.
Grebbler
2025-04-01 00:09:37 +0000 UTC
This might be the most blatantly autistic comment ive ever seen in my life
Fat loser
2025-03-31 23:32:50 +0000 UTC
Oh thank fuck I just started work
glorp
2025-03-31 23:11:58 +0000 UTC
Love the monthly secret slop guys! Are you still doing the PO Box at all?
Jon Chernicky
2025-03-31 23:07:24 +0000 UTC
HELL YEAH was going to study for a test but I have my duty to watch now
Ramonzinhobb
2025-03-31 22:59:57 +0000 UTC
Hell yeah brother
Conor Mohan
2025-03-31 22:42:46 +0000 UTC
sam make a video on inzoi
Marco Espinoza
2025-03-31 22:31:59 +0000 UTC
Its about time
anime_bitches
2025-03-31 22:29:48 +0000 UTC
shut up and eat
Benjamin
2025-03-31 22:29:45 +0000 UTC
Btw I love this podcast, thank you guys!
jacob powell
2025-03-31 22:20:49 +0000 UTC
Holy fuck I’m STILL paying for this shit???
Alto69
2025-03-31 22:19:23 +0000 UTC
the moms ashes thing is a reference to the GOONS (sam was on their pod once) flavor they have called grandpa's ashes
Super_Void33
2025-03-31 21:59:26 +0000 UTC
if sam gets a gamer supps flavor (impossible), here's a small list of what he could name it:
-Papa Rabbi's Fivehead Sweat (Peach)
-Jarred Baby Pig Juice (Green Apple)
-Grilled Guinea Pig Grease (Cherry)
-RatCola
-Mom's Ashes
-Shekel Shlurp
-PapaPoob's [Pineapple] Potion
Super_Void33
2025-03-31 21:54:47 +0000 UTC
Hahah I was almost regretting paying yall for a sec. I should’ve never doubted you guys
Sevren
2025-03-31 21:54:38 +0000 UTC
I have a terminal illness,
bully me daddy
CowtongueHarry
2025-03-31 21:54:21 +0000 UTC
Double fisting two chicken sandwiches sounds like it has a secret meaning.
James Reed
2025-03-31 21:48:39 +0000 UTC
Im haleying my joel osment
Austin
2025-03-31 21:45:02 +0000 UTC
that scene is a reference to 2001 a space odyssey
Super_Void33
2025-03-31 21:43:47 +0000 UTC
Guess I'm going to have to save up my lunch money this week to pay for the patron then 👀
TreeBeard
2025-03-31 21:26:38 +0000 UTC
I love you guys but this episode came out an hour before I'm off work so ima save it for tomorrow. Took me like 4 rewatches of the previous episode to realize poob wasn't refering to the movie/character radio when saying "we're like radio" Poob really seems to like that movie...hmmm
Gmo
2025-03-31 21:21:42 +0000 UTC
what a pleasant surprise
Marco Espinoza
2025-03-31 21:20:15 +0000 UTC
Thank the Lord Jesus Christ
R Patch
2025-03-31 21:18:37 +0000 UTC
I'm liking that intro the audio was definitely my favorite part made me think of caveman SpongeBob staring at the fire
CaptainCarly
2025-03-31 21:18:35 +0000 UTC
So you are not supposed to scream at women's tits because they are different then mine
microvet
2025-03-31 21:16:43 +0000 UTC
Boof time fellow gamers
BoofTube
2025-03-31 21:13:33 +0000 UTC
Poob, would love to hear your thoughts about The Red Rising Saga.
miller
2025-03-31 21:12:01 +0000 UTC
My messiah's answer my call yet again
A ron
2025-03-31 21:10:27 +0000 UTC
Love the intro as an audio listener
Fumble
2025-03-31 21:06:28 +0000 UTC
Bout time
Name_Greg
2025-03-31 21:05:45 +0000 UTC
PEAK HAS ARRIVED BROTHAS
Samuel Fisher
2025-03-31 21:05:43 +0000 UTC
Much love for Papa Poob
apallo420
2025-03-31 21:04:26 +0000 UTC
Fuck Haley Joel Osment
Ethan McIntosh
2025-03-31 21:04:25 +0000 UTC
sure looks like a work in progress
MrSneshi
2025-03-31 21:03:47 +0000 UTC
Poop I kissed your gf
elliejelly
2025-03-31 21:03:13 +0000 UTC
Hey hey nice one boss
Sam Shack
2025-03-31 21:03:07 +0000 UTC
Great Intro! Took the gun right out of my mouth 🤩
Matthew Harting
2025-03-31 21:03:05 +0000 UTC
Meeeeoooooww
Tim Harlow
2025-03-31 21:02:52 +0000 UTC
new intro sucks
Jacob Taylor
2025-03-31 21:02:46 +0000 UTC
Oh thank God, im on a 4 hour drive right now listening to reruns. Thanks!
Waffle Warrior
2025-03-31 21:02:34 +0000 UTC
Yummy government mandated episode 3
Connor
2025-03-31 21:02:26 +0000 UTC
Why
Xander
2025-03-31 21:02:19 +0000 UTC
Pooping rn
Poopy Kyle
2025-03-31 21:02:18 +0000 UTC
There we are!
Coleslaw
2025-03-31 21:02:17 +0000 UTC
Hell ya
Ron Monkeberg
2025-03-31 21:02:16 +0000 UTC
Hello poob
Ethan Zwart
2025-03-31 21:02:13 +0000 UTC
I’ve sent this one to the press
Lachlan Walls
2025-03-31 21:02:12 +0000 UTC
You son of a bitch you did it
Michael Troyer
2025-03-31 21:02:12 +0000 UTC
I love you
crobus
2025-03-31 21:02:09 +0000 UTC
Sup
bussychug
2025-03-31 21:02:09 +0000 UTC
Brb posting this YouTube link in the discord general chat
Hardstuck Jett 3
2025-03-31 21:02:05 +0000 UTC
Hello poob
Latina_Destroyer49
2025-03-31 21:01:55 +0000 UTC