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Gif: DARLING HEARTS

Added 2025-02-14 17:00:15 +0000 UTC

INT. LIVING ROOM – DAY

A guy wearing a tank top and underwear is heading to the kitchen when he spots a Valentine's Day card lying on the doormat in his entryway, just beneath the mail slot. He picks up the card and opens it.

CLOSE-UP of the card’s inside, which reads:

My dearest Henry...
When you left, I was torn apart,
But cheating on a witch is not too smart.
This card will give you a fresh new start,
With sexy curves and darling hearts!

The GUY frowns at the card, but then he chuckles and tosses it aside.

GUY: Damn, chicks are crazy! "Sexy curves and darling hearts"? What's that supposed to --

Before he can finish his sentence he transforms into a beautiful, busty girl wearing a bra and panties set with little cartoon hearts all over them. He looks down at his new body and sighs.

GUY: Well, I guess that's what I get for reading my roommate's mail...