Gif: STOP BIMBOFYING AT WORK!
Added 2025-06-04 16:00:16 +0000 UTC
INTERIOR. OFFICE. DAY.
BOB is sitting down for a meeting with his BOSS.
BOB: You wanted to see me, sir?
BOSS: Yes, Bob. I needed to talk to you about...
BOB suddenly turns into a blonde, female version of himself. The BOSS sighs.
BOSS: ... about that. I'm sorry, but I'm gonna have to let you go. Ever since your ex-wife put that curse on you, you keep turning into a bimbo at work.
BOB blinks and tries to look innocent. He is still slowly transforming, his hair becoming blonder and his lips becoming redder and more glossy.
BOB: Whaaaat? Sir, I have no idea what you're talking about! I'm not a bimbo, I'm a man! A big, strong manly man, that's me!
BOSS: You spend half the day taking selfies, you wore a minidress on casual Friday and you've seduced half the guys in the office. I know you can't help yourself, but having a man-crazy bimbo in the workplace is extremely disruptive.
BOB is at a loss for a moment but then he rips open his shirt, revealing his ample cleavage stuffed into a lacy red bra. He gives his shoulders a seductive shimmy.
BOB: I bet I know how to change your mind, big boy!
BOSS: Look, this is ridiculous... I can't have one of my salesmen jiggling around the office like some little...
BOB expands by a couple of cup-sizes. The BOSS gulps, looking woozy.
BOSS: But, on the other hand... I have been looking for a new personal secretary.
BOB rises from his chair, revealing that he's now wearing a tight skirt with stockings and high heels. He comes over and sits on the BOSS' lap.
BOB: Double my current salary?
BOSS: Works for me.
