Gif: CHECK THIS FLEX!
Added 2025-08-06 16:00:21 +0000 UTC
INT. BEDROOM – DAY
We see the scene through a TikTok-style video frame. Vertical format, upbeat music. RYLAN, a fit young man wearing a tank top and jeans, speaks to the camera with obnoxious gym-bro influencer energy.
MAN: Yo, what’s up, kings? Rylan here with day 97 on my looksmaxx grind! Been hitting my usual supplements and stacking gains, but check it... I got my hands on a next-level, super secret glute booster! Sorry, can’t spill where I got it. If every dude’s rocking this, what’s my edge?
He winces like somebody just pinched him, then he reaches back to feel his behind and grins.
RYLAN: Yo, this stuff is legit! Glutes and thighs are tingling like crazy, and I can already feel myself bulking up back there, building mass!
He spins around, but as he does his frame shifts, his hair grows and his jeans morph into skintight, snakeskin leggings. He ends the spin facing front, transformed into a curvy woman. He’s totally oblivious.
RYLAN: Glute gains, baby! Check this flex!
He turns around again, flexing his new butt (and cluelessly giving his viewers an impressive twerk).
RYLAN: Peak masculine energy, right here! No chick is gonna resist a dude this jacked!
He turns back to the camera, reaching down to shut it off.
RYLAN: Stay on the grind, kings, and maybe someday you’ll unlock a real manly physique... just like me!
