Saturday's sexy (purely hypothetical) gif!
Added 2025-08-09 16:00:17 +0000 UTCPatreon has strict policies forbidding me from linking to NSFW content, so of course I'd never do such a thing. Perish the thought! But, speaking strictly hypothetically, if I did have a patrons-only external site where I posted stuff that was too scandalous for Patreon, and that site's URL was my name plus a dot com, this month's password might just be a hot, spicy color that rhymes with bed. All lower case.
And, if such a site even existed, there might just be a fun new gif waiting for you over there right now...