SamuKata
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saving you from a bug

you've been hearing buzzing for the last few minutes when you spot it. you come running into the office to let me know there's a bug in the bedroom. don't worry, let me take care of this for you, princess. i'll have the bug out of the house in no time.

saving you from a bug

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this is low key humiliating but you might need a laugh tonight — i just saw a 🪳 in my nyc apartment (don’t start) and called ashley to scream before calling my dad to cry, before finally annihilating it with raid and flushing it (but i made him stay on the phone with me??) i’ll be here tonight 🧍🏼‍♀️

linds

The way I was just trapped in a room with a bee 😩😭

Destiny

Yes. I am too. 😥

Brianna 🤍

Me too, It’s been a almost a week , miss him a lot🥺

Reem

Roma

Hope everything is okay 🩵

Prettyinpink

I miss u 😢 I Hope You’re okay 🎀

Princess

miss you K! hope you’re doing well and taking care of yourself! 🥺💞

echo

🖤🖤🖤

Caelum

Hope you're well, Kay 💛

🍊

we miss you K 🫶 hope you’re doing well and taking care of yourself ❤️ big hugs

kei

i hope you’re doing alright, k. miss you!🤍

morgan

We miss you like crazy, K. Biggest hugs! 💙

unholy babygirl

Hi K, I hope everything is okay!

Raissa

Miss you! Hope you are well and taking care of yourself! 🫶🏾

Brianna 🤍

i miss youuuu🥺

mads💕

Miss you 😔

A girl has no name

I hope your doing well K, I miss you❤️ take care of yourself <3

Aiza

dearest k, hope all is well <3 much love always

brinny

Same🥺

Gabriela

Missed you 🥺

Angelqiqi

Awesome!! See you in the server!

Destiny

I got it to work tyty :))

jenny

Have you tried the instructions here? https://support.patreon.com/hc/en-us/articles/212052266-How-do-I-connect-Discord-to-Patreon-Patron-

Destiny

do you know how to get to the discord idk if it’s working for me ??

jenny

Same! Been a bit worried, but I hope you are taking some much needed self care time.

Caitlin

Yes, I’ve got the info that K is busy with work unfortunately.

unholy babygirl

I hope so too! Do we know why he hasn't posted? I'm not in the discord much at all

Ari

Miss you, K <3 I hope you're well

Lilo

Thank you ☺️

Destiny

Ditto! 🙌🏻

unholy babygirl

i hope u are doing okay k :’] and we hope ur taking care of urself ! all the love and hugs always <3

trina raquel

HAPPY BIRTHDAY 🎂🎁🎉

Alana

I hope you’re okay, K 🥺

unholy babygirl

I hope so too 🙂

Rose

K, I hope you’re doing alright and taking care of yourself 💕

Destiny

Thank you friend!! 🧡

Destiny

Happy birthday Destiny 🙆🏼‍♀️🎂🎉🥳

unholy babygirl

Oh no…..I hate when they disappear and I have no idea where they went….😩😭I hope it stays away. Or better yet, made its way outside!

Destiny

Destiny, Last night I found a spider on one of my Flannels and I set it down on the floor to go get a napkin and when I came back, it was gone 😭 lol. So who knows where it is now. Probably just chillin. Spider Better stay away from me.

Rose

Sorry, one more thought….I wouldn’t mind a continuation of this one today….for my birthday 🫣🤣

Destiny

Did you ask if it was a spider so you could mentally prepare if it was? 🤣 Also, I get a huge pit in my stomach when someone says “I don’t know if I’m allergic to bees” but then continues to actively try to catch one 🥴

Destiny

I know right!!! I started tearing up cause i was imagining the bee and it 100% scared me 🥲

Shaima

But can you save me from raccoons? I dont think so 🏃🏻‍♀️

gaby

*1k yard stare* I remember when they came to my part of town in 2021…

MB

the way K is so /soft and his words flow so naturally, I’m starting to think he’s just mic-ed up all the time and picks out what to share with us later lol

niamh

No screen on the window??!

Anna

lol since commenting earlier today I’ve found 7 either crawling on us or around the house 😤 An 8th stuck behind my ear (even though I thoroughly checked when we came in!) lol damn those little things!

Anna

I hate scorpions! I was once unrolling a sleeping bag and picked it up, and 3 baby scorpions fell out of it…..I would not use that sleeping bag ever again.

Destiny

Agreed but what about scorpions 🦂😭 been stung twice in the middle of he night 😭

Zeze😤

I’m literally tense just listening 😀 I know bees are important, but the buzzing makes my skin crawl

MB

I need it Julia

Gabriela

I love how soft your voice is in this, especially when your talking to the bee. It’s so adorable and heart warming🥰 Also, thank you for taking your time out to get rid of the bee because no way I’d sleep if it’s still there😮‍💨

Aiza

“Our First Big Fight: Spider in the Kitchen”

Julia

I thought this was going to be cicada related at first lol. We're gearing up for a ton within the next few weeks 😬

Ari

Even the way he talks about the bee is precious and makes me A LITTLE less scared of them. I may run away but I’ll never kill bees 🐝 Wasps and hornets get sprayed in the face.

Caitlin

“I pray no one kills me for the crime of being small” If you need me to catch the spiders for you K, I gotchu.

silvs

& now it's the stink bugs' season in france (send help pls)

lia

definitely made me think of the time i crushed a wasp with my thumb. it obviously swelled. not my proudest moment 💀

lia

not k being the bee whisperer 🐝

lia

That’s so cute! 🥹 I had another one that was hiding behind the counter but I guess it was his time to go, because one day he just fell from the wall and 💀 🥹 I’m scared of spiders usually but that made me sad.

unholy babygirl

I tried to spray a BIG spider with Mean Green (a multipurpose cleaner) to kill it a few weeks ago. I thought I could spray it enough to drown it/kill it. I sprayed it once and it turned out to be a jumping spider! I don’t think I’ve ever run to the other side of my house so fast in my life 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Savannah

4:47 “thanks baby” so cute🥰

Aiza

“bees are our friend” 🥹🐝

b

😫

Gabriela

LMFAOOOOOOOOO

Caelum

Wasps are one of my worst fears!!!! I would have never gone outside 😅

Destiny

gab….i — it was on the ceiling and i was looking at my phone and the spray went down the stairs 😂 i’m gonna dm it to you on ig lmfao

ashley

facts

Gabriela

I’m sorry… you missed?????😳

Gabriela

😱

Sassypants

I used to have a spider who chilled for like 2 years in the corner of my living room. We called him Horatio 😂

Sassypants

i second linds and it would result in the following conflict: us packing our bags and sleeping at our parents’ house

ashley

i was trying to document for you which is WHY i missed, thank you very much 🙎🏻‍♀️ as for if we ever live together, our dads will just have to take turns coming over to kill bugs.

ashley

Linds 😭

Lyn

he would not and that’s our next conflict audio

linds

it’s actually impressive how badly you missed. if we ever live together we’re fucked

linds

Asking the real questions

ReneeX

Would you save us from a spider though?

Lyn

We have a few different types and unfortunately we do have deer ticks which are the only ones that I know that carry Lyme disease. It's really scary! I have to check myself and my dog after every walk. They're sneaky!!

Lilo

funny story i sent linds a snap of me trying to kill a weird looking bug with raid (panicking + heavy breathing) and i completely missed 🤦🏻‍♀️ anyways i hit it with the second spray and it fell off the ceiling and i’m not sure where it is almost a week later 🤢

ashley

What kind of ticks do you have there? The kind that transmit Lyme disease? That’s what freaks me out most about ticks! Although thankfully here in central Canada we mostly have wood ticks & dog ticks, neither of which are known to spread disease. But we have TONS! We have to do tick checks every time we come in from outside, and I find them stuck to my kids’ heads almost daily 🫣🤢

Anna

“Would you still love me if I was a bee?” 🥺🐝

Rose

Omg🫣

Aiza

Oh no. Last summer we had a wasp nest in our backyard. I got stung 3 times mowing the lawn.

Kitten🐈‍⬛

ahh that's the worst 😭 i don't even know where the spider went

maia

Noo Maia 😭 it crawled, landed on my pillow, and walked all over it💀

Aiza

this was literally me last night, except IT FELL ON MY BED 😭

maia

I just call him „buddy” but I think he likes that, he’s not scared of me, even if I pet him 👀

unholy babygirl

“Ya like Jazz?” 🐝 iykyk

Rose

It was bad😭 it crawled on my back too💀

Aiza

Eww nooo😫

Gabriela

Big no to any and all insects ❌

Gabriela

i'm laughing at the fact that i managed to get my reaction to this notification on camera lmfao

maia

What’s his name?

Destiny

I recently woke up and discovered that a tick bit me and FREAKED OUT.. Tennessee in the summer man

Lilo

Omg Maia

Gabriela

I just befriended a spider 🕷️ that’s chilling behind my counter. He comes out every now and then and we have conversations.

unholy babygirl

how did you know i had a spider IN MY BED last night... 🧍🏼‍♀️

maia

One day I woke up, I looked up at the ceiling and a spider was crawling down near my face, when I told you I RAN. It went over my pillows💀 sheets were changed immediately 😭

Aiza

Good morning! Thanks for taking care of that bug…..I don’t like the flying insects, especially bees. This was too realistic…..I can’t…😅💕

Destiny

It was awful...

Kitten🐈‍⬛

NO😭

Aiza

Could have used you last night when a 🕷 attacked me in shower!

Kitten🐈‍⬛

Its okay K, get behind me 🤺

Riri

Right on time as always, I got ATTACKED by bugs last night

Alee.

Ok but this is our man for bugs

Kiera Kennedy

I got trapped in the toilet yesterday by this big ass wasp, it was buzzing all near me. It was terrifying. The thing I don’t like about summer is all the bugs that start coming out of nowhere, please leave 🥲

Aiza

THIS! Need this. Get rid of all the spiders and bugs please 😭

Aiza


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