A Very 'Gude' Unboxing & Quick Safety Note
Added 2025-07-26 05:06:22 +0000 UTCQuick safety note, team:
I use scrap paper to pack stickers and currently my scraps are the printed pages from my book from when I was working on it. These are grabbed totally randomly - I realized this could be seen as something odd when I almost used a very sad break-up haiku to wrap some cutie Booner Stickers. Just FYI - no secret messages or subtle signs. Just trying to not be wasteful. No one has said anything about this - just being proactive. Again, I will never try and meet with you or pick you up or any weird shit like that. And if someone claiming to be me does, take a screenshot and sound the alarms cuz that ain't ya boy.
We'll do a proper safety check-in at the top of August. Enjoy this 14 minute unhinged SFW ramble of an [unboxing] - I'll post the pic in like an hour or so so a few people can go on the journey with me
Comments
Love these! Never stop. Congrats on the nerdy egg!
LozC
2025-08-03 01:06:14 +0000 UTC🫣 clowns?! I’ll stick with the portal? Stage? It’s all mine.
Delicada19🫀
2025-08-01 20:04:02 +0000 UTCSad I didn’t get the guacamole poem, BUT YOU COULDN’T HAVE WARNED A LADY ABOUT THE CREEPY CLOWN STICKERS? Actual jump scare at my mailbox this morning 😆
meg
2025-08-01 14:07:08 +0000 UTC
