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Super Jaded 2 - Chapter 11B

Chapter 11B: In Which Nina And Fern Meet Iris’ Father After Their Space Honeymoon

Space was as infinite as it was beautiful. I couldn’t imagine spending a better place for a second honeymoon than this. The last time Fern and I were up here, she was attempting to strangle me to death on the moon. Now, with both of us finally at an equ...

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Great. Thanks, Patreon.

Great. Thanks, Patreon.

Looks like they're finally starting to crack down on my work as well. I thought my immunity in obscurity would protect me for a while, but it seems like it won't anymore. I'll contest this, but no guarantee it will still be allowed. It stresses me out that they are allowed to be vague about this. Wouldn't my entire catalogue count as "sexually g...

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Invasion of the Girl Growers 2

Written by HikerAngel

Commissioned by The First One

This is a sequel to this story!

It had admittedly taken Thaddeus Shoals, formerly the superhero known as The Satellite, a little while to adapt to h...

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Super Jaded 2 - Chapter 11

Chapter 11: Miguel

[“Thank you. Truly, thank you!”] the congressman said, shaking Iris and Anya’s hands, one after the other as aggressively as he could—which didn’t register as much for the supergirls. He was just one of the many governmental figures who had paid the Torres family a visit over the past week, and he certainly w...

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Unheroic Times - Epilogue

Epilogue – All That Remains…

“…is a fate whose outcome alone is fatal. Outside of that single fatality of death, everything, joy or happiness, is liberty. A world remains of which man is the sole master.”

Archimedi finished reading the quote to her mentor and froze in shock.

“Sensei, are you… crying?”

Dr...

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Unheroic Times - Chapter 4

Chapter 4 – Duty and Devotion

Paris, Earth

Five minutes ago

Boo landed on the streets of Paris with a wide smile. She had arrived on the planet a little while ago, but felt the need to pay her respects to her mothers by visiting Texas and Dublin first. She felt fully prepared now as she cas...

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Unheroic Times - Chapter 3

Chapter 3 — The Devoted Daughter

Dear Diary,

You will not believe the things I saw today. It was AMAZING.

So, I found this super cool planet that had sooooo much cool stuff on it. Mom must have left, like, a...

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Unheroic Times - Chapter 2

Chapter 2 — Dangers of the Modern World

Monday, August 14th

26 years after the world ended.

From the ticking of my wristwatch, it has been almost six days since I left the workshop.

I have not eaten or drunk anything in that time. It was lax of me to slip out of human habits, and I aim t...

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Unheroic Times - Chapter 1

This is a four part story that takes place in the same universe as Archimedi Meets Her Biggest Fan, and is primarily w...

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Doctor's Orders

Written by HikerAngel

Commissioned by AM

Jacob’s mind was whirling as he tried to keep his vision steady atop the high-rise balcony. The lights of the city that never slept swirled into a navy and dandelion haze, his heavy eyelids threatening to add an oppressive amount of black to the mix. If that happened, if he allowed himself t...

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Super Jaded 2 - Chapter 10

Chapter 10: Alicia

[“Oh, Miguellllll~”] Alicia cooed, her voice booming throughout her colosseum-like throne room even though it was still in the upper octaves of the vocal range.

[“Coming, dear!”] Her husband responded without missing a beat. 

Miguel descended one of the towering spiral staircases that adorned t...

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Archimedi Meets Her Biggest Fan

Written by HikerAngel with excerpts included from TotallyKyle

The following is an excerpt taken on a private app where fans can chat with their favorite superheroes. Archimedi, an up-and-coming superheroine, is messaging one such fan.

Love_Her_Strong

Wow, I didn’t know you were actually a bug ...

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Super Jaded 2 - Chapter 9

Chapter 9: Diego

Diego Torres knew that his life would be forever altered the moment his baby sister flew into town taller and stronger than he could ever hope to be, but he didn’t expect mass pandemonium to shoot him awake at four in the morning. Still, he rose to the challenge, leaping out of the comfy trap of his bed without a secon...

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Perfect Body, Part 5 Nina art!

Perfect Body, Part 5 Nina art!

Here's Nina in part 5 using powers far beyond what a mere superheroine should be capable of, or angel for that matter. What did Matt believe about her to make her like this?

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Invasion of the Girl Growers

Written by HikerAngel

Commissioned by The First One

The Superhero known as The Satellite was the strongest one on earth. That was simply not a fact up for debate. Conversely, his superheroine wife—Mrs. Care—didn’t even crack the top 500. He could punch through titanium like paper, shatter the sound barrier on a morning jog of a...

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Super Jaded 2 - Chapter 8B: In Which Nina Is On The Verge Of Death And Fern Is Willing To Do Whatever It Takes.

I was like a cannonball of feminine muscle as I tore through anything in my path, shielding my dying girlfriend from any extra injury. No one and nothing else mattered right now. I couldn’t just leave Nina somewhere while flying around the world, or else those two lunatic supergirls could be back at any second to finish the job. I don’t know...

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Gym Rat, Day 3

Much to Cody’s delight—but moreso relief—Annie wasn’t at school the next day.

“Heh, looks like that little idiot burned herself out,” he remarked to Roddy, elbowing his friend. “I kept telling her not to overextend herself, and that’s what she gets for not taking my advice.”

Roddy rolled his eyes once he was sure Co...

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Gym Rat, Day 2

To the surprise of Cody, Annie showed up to school the next day full of pep in her step. All the soreness that should’ve been present in her body appeared to have vanished overnight, and she was eager to continue her streak at the gym.

Cody, not one to be satisfied with letting bygones be bygones, was determined to see his prank fulfille...

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Gym Rat, Day 1

This will be a little experiment to see if the format works and encourages me to publish a chunk of a single story every day as it unfolds. I want to do a gradual beautification story of a nerdy girl improving at the gym with a limited cast of characters that could lead to some interesting drama. I might also do this for the final part of Perfec...

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Not Like Other Girls - Ashleigh Art

Not Like Other Girls - Ashleigh Art

To compliment the latest HikerAngel story commissioned by 10K, is art to compliment the main character, Ashleigh!

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Not Like Other Girls

Written by HikerAngel

Commissioned by 10k

Ashleigh awoke to her favorite person in the world, a poster of actor Tom Hiddleston which had been precariously taped atop her ceiling so that whenever she opened her eyes, the first thing she’d see was him. Another wonderful day to be alive!

She ripped the latest date off of her Sup...

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Super Jaded 2 - Chapter 8: Familia

[“Anya… are you sure that your family’s going to be cool with us looking like… this?”] Iris asked, gesturing at her supernaturally endowed body, not to mention the dirt and bruises peppered throughout their figures. They were rather distracted by their own magnificence to realize a majority of their injuries that would’ve taken weeks...

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SynthiaEfficiencyModule.syn

Wrote this funny, erotic short story for my friend, whose birthday was today! Hope you all enjoy a bit of a more esoteric lesbian story with a robot girl and a computer virus girl!

“Welcome, dear. Right on time, I see,” Synthia speaks as Salmonella 3D-faxes herself into the penthouse Suite of Synthia’s. The li...

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Coalition of Muscle

Commissioned by The First One

Written by HikerAngel

“FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER IN COALITION HISTORY, PLEASE WELCOME OUR FIRST HUMAN CONTESTANT, PHEN WILLIAMS OF THE NUEARTH CLUSTER!”

“C’mon, breathe, Phen. You can do this. All you’ve got to do is walk out those doors before you and talk to the crowd. No big deal!”

...

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Super Jaded 2 - Chapter 7: Escape

(Sorry for the delay! Super Jaded 2 is back!

Fern couldn’t believe it—what these mortals had the gall to do behind her back. She thought leaving for Mars temporarily to make the world less billionaire-y was going to be a quick and easy trip. Nina would’ve been waiting in their hideout for her like a maiden of old odysseys and maybe s...

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Perfect Body, New Nina renders!

Perfect Body, New Nina renders!

Continuous thanks to an anonymous fellow writer and renderer who continues to do Nina justice, now complete with a bit of Matt in there for good measure. Part 5 of Perfect Body is being worked on, as is an "reimagining" of part 4 with a different outcome, for funsies! I hope everyone looks forward to both!"

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Collie's New Career

Written by HikerAngel

Commissioned by The First One

Collie’s Career was spiraling down the drain, and fast. Her latest album was a complete flop, panned by critics as meandering and boring. She had already fired three rounds of ghost writers when they failed to produce her a single hit. Now, she was half-submerged in day-old bathtu...

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Bully comic - Part 3

Bully comic - Part 3

The second-to-last comic edition of the Bully story!

PDF version included in attachments as always!

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Perfect Body - Part 4

Happy Holidays! Sorry for the delay on this one! Hopefully it was worth the wait! I collaborated with some very inspired people for this project!

Written by HikerAngel & 0dd-breed

DAY 19

Focus. You can do this. It’s only the biggest school party of the year at the rich, pretty girl’s h...

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The Little sister chapter 13 audio conundrum...

Due to a renewed interest in Little Sister's audio adaptation, I've been thinking about what I should do...

For those unaware, chapters 1-12 of Little Sister were released and are available to listen to on this Patreon, but chapter 13, the final one, was never released due to issues with the editor. However, I have been in talks with a n...

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