KYDE

[ANIMATION] GST_01_VER_01 EXCL

Here's a link. You'll need it. I really can't upload all of these, everything's in the Google Drive link. They're too big. Courtesy of my editor. The bastard. He's the one who made the colors all cool and shit. Happy Hallo...

[ANIMATION] GST_01_VER_01

Here's a link, you'll need it, these damn things came out to be huge. The rest of the variants are in the Google Drive.

Before I begin my usual long rambly post, I'd like to of course thank my anonymous editor...

[ANIMATIOM] SHG_01 EXCL

I spy with my little eye, a link.

Seriously, watch the video version, I'm proud of it. I'll be doing more stuff like this. It's a dadgum shame that I can't just post videos here.

[ANIMATION] SHG_01

Oh, oh what? All the attachments aren't good enough for you? You want a link? Fine, here it is.

Make sure y'all watch the video of this one, that's the one I wanted to post. But Patreon won't let me. They're discrim...

[ANIMATION] LTR EXCL

Don't be a dink, here's a link.

Sorry about not doing coom on this one. Or another face. Or more clothing. A while back someone told me they wished I animated cumshots. And I think I want to do that, from now on. Lik...

[ANIMATION] LTR

Salutations, I'm back with my monthly post. Didn't I just whine about not wanting to do that? I'm still working on it. Hey, at least it's an actual animation this time. Been a while. I can still do it. Here's a link by the...

[Static] YYU EXCL

Heyo, hiya, here's a link.

I'm all typed out. Nothing to read here. Go read the main post, if you want.

[STATIC] YYU

Greetings, traveler. I have a link for you.

Much like the full moon, I've come back for my monthly post. What phase of the moon is it today? I wouldn't know, it's daytime right now. Anyways, I apologize for only post...

[STATIC] TOR_EXCL

Here's a link for you, my darlings.

"Ugh! KYDE! She's not a cow! She's a goat!"

Yeah, whatever. Cows, goats, they all taste good to me. Damn, girl, you look good enough to put in a gyro. I thought that...

[STATIC] TOR

Yo whaddup.

It's ya boy, comin' at you with a link.

How we all doing? I'm feeling pretty fucking groovy. Current mood. Jam ou...

[STATIC] HPE EXCL

I think I think I see a link.

If you want my insight on this piece, go see the free post. Apparently my hilarious and very well written posts make people think I have schizophrenia.

[STATIC] HPE

Please, sir... may I have a link?

Today is Easter. A day of rabbits. And Jesus crawling out of his tomb saying, "I'm a lot harder to kill than you think, you Roman bastards!" Or something, I never really paid much at...

[ANIMATION] JKA EXCL

Peep the regular post for a big fucking novel. It's pretty funny, because I'm pretty funny. You all should read every word I write.

Usually I don't have much to say on these exclusive posts, because I say everything I want to say on the other one. But, here, I can say something. As a man who has never seen breasts in real lif...

[ANIMATION] JKA

I have returned, like some kind of Biblical plague. I was foretold. Sorry I disappeared again. I've said this before, but a while back, a friend commented on my art, saying, "I dunno what it is, but there's a spark your oldest stuff has that your newest stuff just doesn't have." And, just recently, a different friend looked through...

[ANIMATION] NNI EXCL

A link is here, oh yes it's here.

I have even less to say here than the other post.

[ANIMATION] NNI

Link here.

Hey, it's me, the most inconsistent artist on the internet. I'm back. Again.

I had a lot to take care of. The holidays kinda sucked for me. Normally I love Christmas, but I was a pretty big Grinch th...

[ANIMATION] LFI EXCL

Link is here.

I would pay money for someone to mess with the animation of this one to make them synced to that awful Cbat song. O...

[ANIMATION] LFI

Link is here.

Salutations. I had a busy month this month. I apologize. Also, I dunno if you all have noticed, but Patreon has changed their method of payment. Instead of charging on the first of the month, they charg...

[ANIMATION] LNR EXCL

What, you wanted more variants? The hell was I supposed to do here? This one took forever.

[ANIMATION] LNR

It's a Halloween miracle! I actually died. Got fucking obliterated by a bus. but through the power of spookiness, I rose from my shallow grave (my parents didn't want to pay for a nice plot) and I actually got the time to make this. I'm literally a skeleton right now.

I was actually really busy, and also trying to come up with real ideas a...

[ANIMATION] TTN_01 EXCL

What's this? A link? Can it be? It can!

Like I said in the other post, this one is finally done. Interestingly enough, I didn't suffer through it. I think that means... I'm actually growing. Shocker, ...

[ANIMATION] TTN_01

Link is here, it's time to cheer. I'm gonna have to start giving Google money, I'm running out of Cloud space. Where even is the Cloud? Fuck I feel old.

Fun Cartoon Network logo made by that same...

(WIP) [ANIMATION] TTN_01 "VE Animation"

This un' is just about done. This has been a metric assload of lineart, and I'm once again sick of lining. But, we're nearly there.

I don't have anything funny to say because I usually plan out all my jokes while working on these things. I'm not like Jerry Seinfeld, who's just naturally hilarious. I mean, what a man.

I...

(WIP) [ANIMATION] TTN_01 "Rough Base Animation"

I'm back, finally! I'm sorry it took so long. I was a busy beaver, as I told another Patron not too long ago. Moving is just about the worst thing ever, especially when it's you yourself who is the one moving. Because all the shit is yours, and you can't weasel out of it like you can if you're helping a friend or family member move. But, I'm all...

(WIP) [ANIMATION] TTN_01, TTN_02 "Keyframe"

Whoops. It's the 30th.

Boy howdy am I frazzled. My sincerest apologies. I didn't realize how fast this month has blown by. It's been a bit of a mess. Not really actually, but it's felt like it. For reference, I have actually been working on the vote list. So like, numero uno was me finishing old stuff. And I have been working...

[ANIMATION] MIS_ALT EXCL

Link to the REG version, and link to the ALT version.

Peep the main post for most of my tho...

[ANIMATION] MIS_REG EXCL

Link to the REG version, and link to the ALT version.

Peep the main post for most of my tho...

[ANIMATION] MIS_ALT

Links upon links! Link to the REG version, and link to the ALT version. I'm just gonna fuckin' co...

[ANIMATION] MIS_REG

Links upon links! Link to the REG version, and link to the ALT version. I'm just gonna fuckin' co...

[ANIMATION] A18 EXCL

Link is here.

Android 18 and Master Roshi. This was suggested by Kodiak and The Cunnilinguist. As requested, I tried one of those "Impregnation" indicators. Check the public post for more details.