Dearest Patrons, I appreciate you so much. I've moved into a new studio! This is what it looks like. It's been a labour of love to establish and it is going to be a true haven for me as continue to make Heartfelt Musical Profferings for you. THANK YOU for your financial support on here, which is helping me cover the not insubstantial rent hike t...
2025-04-15 09:42:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Dear Eggulate Angels,
I know I've been a long time away on here, with so much focus having to go on Kickstarter and making sure we fulfilled all our promises on there. It was quite the feat of Admin, which I will be the first to admit does not come as naturally to me as the Creation, so I'm very grateful for your tenacious support through...
A secondary post this week that is going out to all beloved Patrons and Kickstarter supporters - some early access nuggets. I love you all so dearly!
I am thrilled to let you know that the Ego Death TEASER TRAILER is here, and with that, early access to PRE-ORDER the finished piece, before we a...
My dear Eggulates, it's been quite a while! I've been completely buried in pre-production and shooting of this big old massive video, and have barely had time to come up for air.
But I wanted to reward you, and thank you, for your ongoing support, with some extremely in depth behind the scenes of what we've been doing. It's chock full of ...
My dearest Ovulates, we’re making a thrilling announcement publicly tomorrow, but I wanted to share it with you all first as I treasure you all so dearly. Please behold our first ever Kickstarter, for what is going to be the most ambitious thing we’ve ever attempted creatively.
My invaluable Eggies. How are you all keeping? I'm in the throes of quite intense show preparations, but I wanted to send you all some love and updates. And also, to vaingloriously summarise my musings on an intriguing month so I don’t forget them.
KNIGHT TIME
This new live show has been at the forefront of my mind...
2024-05-22 09:52:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Howdy Eggies. Trying something different (I tire of performing today!). Here, as you will discover if you wish to spend 30 mins with me, is an absolutely imperfect breakdown of one of my songs that I've thrown together this afternoon. But I hope that, mixed in with the chaos of my CPU malfunctioning and the levels of the screen record being so o...
2024-04-19 16:56:27 +0000 UTC View Post
And behold, here it is, the music video for Money. This was definitely the most highly-requested un-videographied song off the new album - and I believe rightly so, as it has some fun little visual tidbits that can't really come across in audio alone. I had always intended for it to be a full video, when I initially wrote the song for Piñata's ...
2024-04-09 13:13:24 +0000 UTC View PostFirst up: I’m pinning the DISCORD INVITE LINK here, for new arrivals who seem to getting lost. Come and join us, new friends! https://discord.gg/jzKYUQUzkt
Second up, for those of you who missed the Discord announcement:
Hello @everyone - I’m i...
2024-03-27 09:52:43 +0000 UTC View PostWell, here we are my precious Egglets. At the end of February, can you believe, and you are long overdue an electronic epistle!
For those of you who are just here for the EL;IFTSJBUMC! (Excessively Long; I Failed To Scrutinise, Just Bestow Upon Me Content!) - here are two extra giblets I’ve generated recently….
1. An unrecorded...
Good morning, My Primest of Ovulates. Or indeed a good whatever segment of the day it might be in your geolocation. I was thinking of you all this morning. I'm feeling an extra special burst of corpusculent gratitude on a fine, sunny autumnal Miami day, that this is what I'm able to do with my life. So, you were on my mind, and I felt compelled ...
2023-11-12 23:51:59 +0000 UTC View Post**"EXCESSIVELY LONG AND TEDIOUS; SHAN'T READ; DEMAND INSTANT BONUS CONTENT GOODS"** Don't shout, Captain! Just scroll to the bottom of this post.
And for the rest of you...
Season's Greetings! (Autumn), and a felicitous Tuesday to all involved. I write this from Oslo Airport as I wend my way Europewards for a continental tour, in ...
Hello dearest Egglets. Here I am again, Slithering into your Proverbials. As I read back the below missive to myself, it reads to me like a letter written by an 18th Century baron to his estranged friend abroad, which he sends from a remote castle in Eastern Europe somewhere, where he is staying at the year-long expense of his generous but incre...
2023-07-27 21:52:25 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello Preciouses. I wanted to show you this new video we've been working on since January, which is going live to the public tomorrow.
After making the Pilot last spring, we got a taste for more narrative-driven pieces videos - we're always looking for new things to do, and new ways to have fun with the channel. I have to be honest, we we...
**AND NEW SHOW TICKET PRE-SALE**
You're precious to me; like Fabergé Eggs.
So here is a shonky and fun little clip from our show on March 30 show at the Pleasure Garden. As usual, of course, there were technical difficulties (namely, one of the most Unusual audio engineers I have ever met [and that is perchance saying something], ...
My dearest Eggies, here I am - after too long - once again sending you an electronic missive. It has certainly been the most intense few weeks of work I have ever encountered - which is surely a gratifying sign that the Jazz Emu Enterprise is tumbling ever forward in a bemusing and thrilling way.
TLDR: Here is tomorrow's new music video,...
Mes Chers Œufs,
After months of Work by myself and voluptuous chanteuse Venetia Sprinkles, we are finally ready to unveil some new merchandise - the store can be found here: https://jazz-emu.myshopify.com/collections/all
I’m here to provide you...
Hello everyone, I have been regarding so much love for the new song ‘n’ video on YouTube and the Discord, it’s truly so cockle-warming. So, I thought it would be nice to talk a bit about how we put the video together technically, since a few people were asking some detailed questions.
For those interested in the crunching of numbers...
2023-02-21 19:08:28 +0000 UTC View Post
Yes, my eggies. The time has come for a new Hit Single, and accompanying music video! Hunter and I have been working our tiny booties off, and it's going to be glorious when it releases, on 26th Feb (just weeks away).
The song is called The Real Me, and can be pre-saved here: 2023-02-11 17:52:26 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello my Sweetcakes of the Angels. I just wanted to update you on some Thrilling News. You might have seen some snique-piques on the Discord, but Hunter and I have been working our sweet little tushies off this week and have filmed not one but TWO pieces of exquisite High Budget Boy content.
The first is for a New and Unheard song. The st...
Into another whirl around the sun we planetarily whip, and here I am reflecting on the year gone by and the year to come.
It's been undoubtedly intense one for me, full of some of my biggest highs (Executing my first live show! Performing in the UK and the USA! Receiving some generously decadent reviews! Multiplying the Youtube following b...
2023-01-02 17:37:57 +0000 UTC View Post
Well, here we are. Another month slipping through my Digital Fingers, and I thought it was about time I gave you all an update on where things are headed Jazz Emusically and otherwise...
Firstly, above is a clip of a medley of songs from the Live Solo Show, filmed in Edinburgh this August, in which I prove what a Good Guy I am. For contex...
It has been rightly noted that I posted this on the Discord server declaring it was laid out for my belovèd patrons, and forgetting to post it on Patreon itself… It’ll be going out to my mailing list and general release tomorrow, but here’s a taste of something very exciting:
Jazz Emu with a live band! This has long been a desire of...
2022-10-27 19:28:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Yes! The first time I shall ever live stream, exclusively for my Patrons. This coming Monday at 18:00 my time (UTC+1). Hope to see you there, my sweet chickies.
The song/video of choice to be dismembered and discussed will be finalised in the Discord poll, so vote there if you haven't already. If we're lucky, we may also be joined by...
2022-09-28 12:54:32 +0000 UTC View Post
Some of you may recall that in 2019 a distant cousin of mine Archie Henderson released a series called the Best Selling Singles of Every Decade (back to 14,000 BC). It did some pretty serious numbers on Twitter, and subsequently on Adrian Gray's Youtube (with whom he co-created the series), and it really ignited both of them to pursue their come...
2022-09-09 22:05:51 +0000 UTC View Post
I wanted to communicate my plans to you as concisely as possible, and this pseudo-perpetual monologue emerged.
**TWELIDNSICIV* (This Was Excessively Long I Did Not Succeed In Consuming It Visually) [also known as *TLDR*/Too Long Didn't Read]:
- More live shows on the way! A UK/International tour with this show is currently be...
Yes, if you are voracious at consuming your emails, you will have already noted that a Stone-Cold, Flaming-Hot new Emu album is on its way to your Handsome Earholes. The due date is in a month's time, on 1st September 2022.
Please pre-save it here so I can play the Algo by my own Rhythm: 2022-08-01 16:53:52 +0000 UTC View Post
Nearest and dearest, I've just sent out an email missive to celebrate hitting the 100,000 subscriber mark on Youtube. I hadn't quite processed what a milestone it would feel, but my origins started humbly on Youtube (I sat at just over 1,000 subscribers for more than two years...) and this is a thrilling and cockle-warming upgrade.
Within...
I would like to please you, for it is within my nature! And I adore feedback. What would you like to see most from my Patreon over the next year? What would spark the most joy within you? What most thoroughly tickles your pickle of the the material I already put on here?
I would adore to find the perfect overlap of things that are fun for...
I wanted to share with you some of the art design from the Pilot, just to show you how much effort and attention to detail went into the world-building by everyone on the team. The album covers were all put together by yours truly ('tis I), frantically the night before the shoot. I was firmly instructed that no image could be under copyright so ...
2022-06-22 16:01:53 +0000 UTC View Post