Here’s a little behind-the-scenes photo from last night’s shoot with Jill Rasco. Makeup and hair by LaDonna Stein. Mr. Snapper made the sparkly hearts for me. I can’t wait to see the finished product!
2020-01-19 21:55:08 +0000 UTC View Post
I'm constantly working to fill in gaps in my education. Even though I've taken lots of makeup classes in college and with other burlesque instructors, I was still mystified by the pinup eye. I could never get the perfect little catwing. That is, until I took a class with LaDonna Stein. She explained to me how to do the wing with my hooded eyelid...
2020-01-14 03:13:35 +0000 UTC View Post
Photo by Madison Hurley, hair and makeup by Maryjane Green, faux fox coat by me.
It's in the 60s in Dallas today, but I hear it's supposed to get damned cold tonight. Fun.
We came in second in the smut writing contest, which means Mr. Snapper and I won a $250 Liberator gift card. We currently have a giant sex bean bag (filled with sh...
2020-01-11 02:07:42 +0000 UTC View Post
Naked faced, which means all the freckles and smile lines (and blonde eyelashes so you can't see them). This is my post-workout look. At least I smell like a sugar plum fairy after the awesome bath bomb.
I did some decorating around the tub. I need to do more. I...
2019-12-28 18:50:21 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy Boxing Day! I've been published again. This time I'm in the winter issue of Passion Pinups, which is issue 12. They published some of my Madison Hurley set from last year. You can find me on pages 8 and 9.
If you want to purchase a copy, you can find it 2019-12-26 16:10:35 +0000 UTC View Post
I feel like Skrewball Whiskey should sponsor me. It really is a revelation.
I talk tiki drinks and recipes.
Happy Christmas Eve!
2019-12-24 18:23:54 +0000 UTC View Post
Mr. Snapper and I opened up this year's Nearly Naked Nutcracker with our super-sexy duet. After years of doing this act, we figured we'd be somewhere in the second set, which is why I didn't curl my hair before heading to the venue. We had considered getting some dinner to eat before the show. Alas, we were up first which meant no time ...
2019-12-24 17:49:22 +0000 UTC View Post
What better way to recover from a long and late night hosting than to hit the studio and run an act for the next weekend?
I have dirty hair and too little sleep. We're both in random underwear instead of our show drawers. I also stepped on his tie and cracked a ...
2019-12-18 04:03:39 +0000 UTC View Post
That's how it started. Two years ago I entered the Liberator Lusty Lit contest and placed third with only a week of voting. (They had my entry for about a month but missed it so I had to nudge and send it again.)
I wasn't sure about entering this year since I have a lot of...
2019-12-12 03:03:14 +0000 UTC View Post
I had so much fun shooting in the fire stuff. I chit chat about that.
2019-12-10 01:37:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Photo by Jason Kamimura.
Nearly Naked Nutcracker was on hiatus last year, which was great because we needed the break. We'd been doing the show every Christmas since 2012.
We're back this year. We aren't hosting and stripping, just stripping together. Mr. Snapper and I haven't performed the act in two years, so we're going to head ba...
2019-12-03 02:35:53 +0000 UTC View Post
This was from the day we shot Fire Belle. I feel like we shot three looks. It was a fun day. I mean, how often do you get to shoot in actual fireman gear?
2019-11-27 21:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
It's like a book club with a distressed Gap denim jacket.
2019-11-27 03:51:06 +0000 UTC View Post
I'm bare faced, bare chested and bare assed in this one. We pitched this concept to Kimber Fox for her "Butts on Legs on Feet" show to celebrate lower body fetishes. We had 10 minutes to create two paintings to auction off to the audience.
We had to test out all of the elements before taking it to the stage, so 2019-11-24 02:19:17 +0000 UTC View Post
Makeup and hair by Vivienne Vermuth, photo by Mr. Snapper, shoes from Kitten Natividad, fire gear from a friend.
First, I appreciate your continued support. You help make ridiculousness like this happen (along with lots of other ridiculousness). I'm grateful for you.
Second, here's the first of the Fire Belle set we did with borrowed...
2019-11-19 23:58:33 +0000 UTC View Post
I've been sorting my life out since I'm still brainstorming on the dinosaur. Here's a little bit about what I've been doing.
2019-11-14 22:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
I'm chit-chatting about the murder mystery process a bit.
2019-11-12 16:27:43 +0000 UTC View Post
Photo and hair by Madison Hurley, makeup by Violet d'Vine.
In a couple weeks, Mr. Snapper is dressing up like Bob Ross and painting my ass in front of a live audience. We will then press my ass to a canvas and auction off the completed ass print to help a friend raise money for her cancer treatment. I don't think anyone is shooting video t...
2019-11-06 22:32:17 +0000 UTC View Post
Here's the latest Topless Vlog. New act, dance class complaints, and shorts to be made.
2019-10-30 22:00:58 +0000 UTC View Post
I say some things that could seem cryptic in this video. They're not. I'm fine, but I do want to leave fun stuff in people's memories.
A phone call came in close to the end of the video, which I guess cut the recording. I didn't realize it until I was edit...
2019-10-30 21:39:56 +0000 UTC View Post
I haven't figured out what to do with all of the stuff I no longer need. I have valuable costume pieces that I no longer wear and fabric I don't plan to turn into new garments. Of course, the value I see in things doesn't always match up with the value potential buyer...
2019-10-29 18:32:57 +0000 UTC View Post
I got my brows done today. They're ridiculously dark on the first day. Here's a tale of another time I had dark brows, back in 2012.
2019-10-28 01:51:58 +0000 UTC View Post
Howdy!
Last night brought an urban tornado to Dallas! We’re okay and so is our stuff, but the internet is out. 🌪 I’m hoping it’ll be back by tomorrow.
I had surgery on my eyelids on Friday. Just one eye. I had a freckle and a bump. My optometrist didn’t want to risk future complications so I had them removed by a plastic s...
2019-10-21 21:47:32 +0000 UTC View Post
Photo by Mr. Snapper from the Stars event at the Dallas Zoo.
I'm still trying to solve the dinosaur. The biggest trick is going to be the costume. I think that's going to be more difficult than movement.
I spent some time pacing the apartment in the raptor head, putting on something like a thinking cap. I may have to just put o...
2019-10-13 23:39:43 +0000 UTC View Post
Photo by Madison Hurley Photography.
I have freckles on my shoulders. A summer of walking dogs in tank tops has only increased their numbers. There's no nearby nude beach for me to even out the coverage. The nearest nude resort is surrounded by woods and trails, which means I can't stretch out in the sun without fear of getting attacked by...
2019-10-03 02:27:49 +0000 UTC View PostHockey season is back, but one thing is particularly amazing to me in this vlog.
Well, two things.
First, the dog wants to help.
Second, my eyes look awesome.
2019-10-02 21:54:34 +0000 UTC View Post
Relationship advice. I don't typically give relationship advice in my Tub Tales, but I witnessed some fuckery yesterday. I hope that my words can help you and yours avoid the nonsense I witnessed.
I have some strong opinions on treating people well. We can all d...
2019-09-30 21:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
I have some questions about what you want to see as I talk my way through this video. One thing I know for certain: Be the stripping raptor I want to see in the world.
There's a lot of work to be done on this one. The first step is to make some decisions a...
2019-09-29 20:47:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Hair, makeup & photo by Vixen Photography. Shot at Tiki Oasis 2019.
This week has been rough so we're revisiting prettier days. (Also, I got the image late last night.) My daytime hustle has been crazy, my side hustle has been really busy, and I haven't felt very inspired lately. I'm thinking that all that other stuff has been sucking ...
2019-09-21 22:26:02 +0000 UTC View Post
A friend of mine shot short clips of one of my poolside go-go sets from Tiki Oasis. In the end photo, Bubbles von BonBon and Siggy Sauer (both of Dallas) flank me. I enjoyed dancing with these beauties.
For fun, I set it to a little DMB.
(And if the embedded video won't play, go 2019-09-15 21:51:24 +0000 UTC View Post