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Big D Festival video!

Big D Festival video!

Shot by Ben Britt, which is why I already have video from Friday night.

If you've been around for a bit, you're already familiar with this act. Two things to note.

1. I always put in festival notes and intro requests on this one for the host not to spoil the surprise. The goal is to surprise and delight the audience ...

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How is it already festival Friday?

How is it already festival Friday?

Hair & makeup by Evie Lovelle, photo by SH Photo.

It's show day! Now, I love performing. It's hella fun to help people forget about the unpleasant parts of life.

That said, I am so tired. Last night was my 15th John Mayer concert so I didn't get to bed until 1am. That wouldn't have been such a big deal ten years ago, but it reall...

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Topless Vlog #73

More blabbering about Tiki Oasis.

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Full Reveal - Murder Mystery Madness

Instead of giving you yet another consecutive fan dance, I'm sharing a little naked insight into the murder mystery burlesque shows. One of us Snappers are in every murder mystery show, even though sometimes we just want to be the writers.

Here's the full scoop....

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Topless Vlog #72

I think you guys already know all of the stuff I talk about in this one, but you get to see my wrinkly beach backdrop.

https://vimeo.com/355714765

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I climbed in the pond.

I climbed in the pond.

Photo by Mr. Snapper. Makeup & hair by Vixen Photography.

Here's a little photo from Tiki Oasis last week. I didn't bother retouching or cropping. He thought I was crazy to climb in the pond. I was crazy to get as close to the waterfall as I did because my hair was like cotton candy. (Too much water would've made all that hairspray int...

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Behind the Scenes 08.08.19

I took so many suitcases to Tiki Oasis. Lots of clothing, accessories and fake hair. I wore at least two outfits a day. I had spreadsheets for activities and wardrobe. I'm a bit of a minimalist in life, so this was nuts.

That said, it was hella fun.

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Tub Tales 08.08.19

I'm here in San Diego enjoying Tiki Oasis. I had a pinup shoot with Vixen Photography yesterday. Because it cost a chunk of change (and the images should be amazing), I asked if my hair could last for more than a day. My hair stylist made sure my hair was very secure, more secure than I realized it would be. I shot a look with M...

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I'm here to kick some ass and wear some sparkles.

I'm here to kick some ass and wear some sparkles.

Hair and makeup by Vivienne Vermuth, photo by Madison Hurley, jumpsuit by Snapper.

Fortunately, I'm not all out of sparkles. In fact, I just spent a day putting rhinestones on one of my go-go outfits for Tiki Oasis. I don't have any other costuming things to do for the debut of my act this weekend at Viva Dallas Burlesque, so I had to burn...

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Full Reveal - BFFD

That's right-- it's my Big Fucking Fan Dance! This is the last of the fan videos for a while. I know it's been a little fan heavy for a bit.

I hopped out of the shower and headed to the studio for this, so I'm very bare. I also opted not to finish making the panty. I'll wear some that already exist and match the harness.

2019-07-30 23:45:28 +0000 UTC View Post

Tub Tales 07.27.19

I got a lot of bubbles out of this bubble bar! I should get something this crazy for Tiki Oasis because someone else has to clean the tub!

Here you go! 

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I get to teach modeling skills!

I get to teach modeling skills!

Photo by Madison Hurley Photography. Amazing costume by me.

When I was hustling up Miss Motoblot votes, I was sharing videos and pin-up tips online. I was contacted to teach a class based on that content, so I'm teaching this Sunday!

I hope I'm not too ambitious with my plans. We're going to shoot each student at the top of class (qu...

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Behind the Scenes 07.14.19

Here's a little bonus behind the scenes. I vary my warm-up music when I get to the studio, depending on how much I have to do. With the fans, I have to tighten them up so they stay open, warm up my whole body and pay extra attention to my hands, arms and shoulders.

And, I make a little time for some 2019-07-20 15:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post

Double damn, I missed the mark!

Double damn, I missed the mark!

I thought this outtake would actually sum things up beautifully. :D

I learned this afternoon that I did not make the cut for Miss Tiki Oasis finalists. This is one of four things I put myself out there for in a short period of time that did not bear fruit. Well, not in the way one would anticipate. I was also surprised that a couple of bur...

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Behind the Scenes 07.12.14

All the stuff that takes place on the stage is a lot more glamorous than some of the backstage stuff. For example, I did this amazing show Friday at a venue that needed some backstage attention.

While these things can be uncomfortable and frustrating in the mome...

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Panties. Right.

Panties. Right.

I've been so busy working on my Tiki Oasis go-go outfits and the outer dressings of my new act that I didn't even think about panties until last week. I want cage panties in nude, which are a little tough to find in the online marketplaces. My panty suppliers are all tied up with other commissions and activities that won't get things to me in ti...

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Holy cow, Miss Tiki Oasis voting is live!

Holy cow, Miss Tiki Oasis voting is live!

Makeup & hair by LaDonna Stein, photo by Through the Looking Glass Studio.

Wow. That was fast. I made the initial cut and voting is live NOW. One vote per person per day until July 17th. (I thought voting would go for at least a week, which ...

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Topless Vlog #71

I'm crafting and sewing up a storm for Tiki Oasis. (I'm also wrapping up my costume for the Tiki Dreams show in Dallas the first weekend of the month.)

Voila! 

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Whelp. Looks like I'm go-go dancing in August.

Whelp. Looks like I'm go-go dancing in August.

Photo by Mr. Snapper.

I had applied to hostess at Tiki Oasis this year since I'm enduring plantar fasciitis in my right foot. I'm on CBD because the "extra-strength" drugs my doctor prescribed do nothing for the pain. (Natural redhead and all that.) I rest, ice, compress, tape and exercise my foot to help it heal.

I got notice after ...

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Full Reveal - Bye Bye Bye

This is the act I did for the May murder mystery show, just so I could get these fans on stage. That show is great for Mr. Snapper and I to do some material we may not cover otherwise. (We don't have to audition the material for this show.)

I'm wearing a lacy but sheer romper that's covered in cheap rhinestones. You can see through it. It'...

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I guess it's time to admit I like to dress up like Elton John.

I guess it's time to admit I like to dress up like Elton John.

Photo by Mr. Snapper. (He edited out my nipple so this would work for posters.)

Specifically, I like to dress up like Elton John from his appearance in "The Muppet Show" and have Mr. Snapper strip me with a crocodile puppet while the audience sings along with hand puppets.

We saw Rocketman over the weekend, and now I want to...

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Topless Vlog #70

I'm blogging a little more regularly. In this episode, I talk about my new fabric for the new costume and my new URL.

Enjoy! 


Also, I now have a QR code that goes to my fancy new URL when I'm doing something that involves voting.

2019-06-24 23:20:45 +0000 UTC View Post

Behind the Scenes 06.23.19

I've been rhinestoning this corset. Get a glimpse at the nonsense

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I'm probably not going to Chicago this weekend.

I'm a little bummed to say it, but it looks like the Miss Motoblot competition is not in the cards for me this weekend. I was bested by two votes at the time of the deadline on Saturday night. I'm the first alternate, #21 in the list and only 20 get to perform.

Based on the chatter between contestants, it's unlikely someone will drop out. ...

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Tub Tales 06.16.19

The winning bath bomb.

I was bumped out of Miss Motoblot prelims by a very small margin, so now I have to hope that someone drops out before I have to cancel my flights to Chicago. (It was wise to get them when I did, just in case.)

I'...

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Topless Vlog #69

Two in one month?! WHAT?! I talk about my boa fans, Naked Girls Reading Dallas and Bachelor Pad.

Check it. 

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Topless Vlog #68

I have another Topless Vlog up! At last! I'm going to try to do one a month, but I prefer sharing my innermost thoughts with you folks. :)

Link here.

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Some things are theoretically a good idea.

Some things are theoretically a good idea.

Early photo by Madison Hurley the morning after a late show.

I bought this fancy What Katie Did lingerie set in late 2013. I loved the idea of sheer tap pants that have a cleverly-placed panel to cover the vice bits, so I blew a small wad of cash on the set. The trick is that I am not tall, so there isn't much space between the bottom of m...

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Wanna see an audition video?

Here's my BFFD (Big Fucking Fan Dance) audition video for a show in August. I don't actually strip, but you'll my explanation of why I'm not stripping in the audition.

I went with the bossa nova version of this song because it seems like it fits the theme better. 

2019-06-04 22:31:55 +0000 UTC View Post

I like to say I have the milkman's blue eyes.

I like to say I have the milkman's blue eyes.

In truth, both of my parents have blue eyes.

My photo on the left is a cropped pic from Looking Glass Studio, makeup and hair by LaDonna Stein. My dad is on the right, handsome on a motorcycle. I found the wrinkled original print and made copies some years ago.

Voting is open for 2019-06-02 21:58:14 +0000 UTC View Post