loverboy
he's a goner
2022-11-23 21:53:10 +0000 UTC View Post
"I'll take a sixer of Old Milwaukee or Lone Star, nothing snooty.”
🤘🐵🙈🙉🙊
whenever i tell myself "just do a quick flavor text thing" i always end up getting carried away haha. i dont think they're necessarily always "canon" for the picture they accompany, either; sometimes the picture's just the jumping off point and the writing is just me goofin around and having fun 😎
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2022-11-15 18:16:55 +0000 UTC View Post"i minored in bottom-text in school--i'm conversational but not fluent"
"awwh, i think subject 3Z4-B likes you! i'm gonna turn off the security cams and dim the overheads so you two lovebirds can have a little privacy. have fun, you crazy kids!"
The dobermann made sure to check and double-check to see if he had been followed, setting the heavy cardboard box down on the ground to fiddle with the keys on his key ring. Nobody had ever tailed him on one of his special deliveries before, but as his old man always said: there was a first time for everything.
Once he was satisfied that ...
amidst the rustling leaves, you can hear a slow, steady drip-drip-drip from somewhere up in the canopy...
2022-10-27 19:04:45 +0000 UTC View Post"keep repeating it," Wendell told the initiate, lazily licking a tongue the size of a facecloth into the pup's gasping mouth. every so often, he'd interrupt the dog's mid-fuck groans with a long, lapping, intimate kiss, the sounds of it filling up the cave.
Wendell felt the initiate weaken in his arms, relaxing into the ...
2022-10-21 13:27:08 +0000 UTC View Post“When night came I quitted my retreat and wandered in the wood; and now, no longer restrained by the fear of discovery, I gave vent to my anguish in fearful howlings. I was like a wild beast that had broken the toils, destroying the objects that obstructed me and ranging through the wood with a stag-like swiftness. Oh! What a miserable nig...
2022-10-18 20:32:51 +0000 UTC View Post“When night came I quitted my retreat and wandered in the wood; and now, no longer restrained by the fear of discovery, I gave vent to my anguish in fearful howlings. I was like a wild beast that had broken the toils, destroying the objects that obstructed me and ranging through the wood with a stag-like swiftness. Oh! What a miserable nig...
2022-10-18 18:51:24 +0000 UTC View Postall set for the costume party!
"you know i'm starting to think you're ordering wildly undersized loin cloths on purpose"
2022-10-18 18:47:12 +0000 UTC View Postleave your spooktacular image prompt/suggestion in a comment!! if i get too many i’ll put them together in a poll, so go nuts! 👻💀🎃😈
2022-10-05 18:01:41 +0000 UTC View Post"hey, after we're done, want to watch blade trinity with me? aw hell, what am i saying, of course you do <3"
2022-10-05 17:43:32 +0000 UTC View Postmy contribution to the 2022 Bewere Calendar by Bewere Books!
(you know i had to get dibs on october 🎃🎃🎃)
2022-10-05 17:36:20 +0000 UTC View Post