fresh ink
nothing like the soothing buzz of a tattoo gun...
2025-12-12 00:09:49 +0000 UTC View Post
dramamine posts
granta claus
"one more egg nog in him and that guitar's comin out..."
2025-12-05 01:53:31 +0000 UTC View Post
third wheel
"get a room, you two!" the monkey laughed, slowly rotating in a heavy loop of coil...
2025-12-05 01:45:12 +0000 UTC View Postfierce and fell
Now of their service good I think no more to say,
2025-12-02 08:42:06 +0000 UTC View Post
For each man well may wot no lack was there that day.
Noise that to them was new methinks now drew anear
Such as each man in hall were ever fain to hear,
For scarce the joyful sounds unto an end were brought,
And scarce had the first course been fitly served at cour...
in the AM
just a candid moment between two fellas. been in a real "pigs with mullets" zone lately!
2025-11-18 20:39:18 +0000 UTC View Postescape pod
"...a dark, steam-filled podbay in the depths of some class F cargo vessel? how -romantic-..."
2025-11-18 17:48:41 +0000 UTC View Postbig murph
"Murphy's Law, Thursday night's at 8 on TBS--Very Funny!"
2025-11-18 17:43:20 +0000 UTC View Postjunker
"oh, just wait til you find out where -this- little doohickey is goin, hurr hurr...."
2025-11-18 17:38:50 +0000 UTC View Postgnoll junker WIP
something about me? i love a good carabiner...
2025-11-13 16:12:26 +0000 UTC View Postsnakebit
with a taste of your lips, i'm on a ride
you're toxic, i'm slippin under
schoedsack-1701 b
Schoedsack-1701 b is an exoplanet orbiting within the conservative habitable zone of the red dwarf Schoedsack-1701. Discovered in 2046, ...
2025-10-30 16:26:04 +0000 UTC View Post
wand of cersei iii
"i know initially i was pretty against it, but... after a few weeks, i just keep thinking: maybe bein' a pig ain't all bad!"
2025-10-16 17:01:56 +0000 UTC View Postseal, delivered
advanced tactical factoid corner: "pinniped" means "fin foot" in Latin!
2025-10-16 16:57:19 +0000 UTC View Postworth two in the bush
"Oh, don't worry about Tito," Dale said, the blunt end of his tail inching itself around the bird's waist, as if it was its own creature with its own mind and intentions, a great pink hairy anaconda laying heavily in all their laps. The rat patted the parrot's leatherbound head proudly to demonstrate the depth of the young bird's slumber. "...
2025-10-09 17:30:40 +0000 UTC View Post
a bird in the hand WIP
"well, since your buddy fell asleep on us..."
2025-10-04 02:39:38 +0000 UTC View Postmacro test WIP
"it's a tough job, but someone's gotta do it... and that someone is you!"
2025-10-04 02:37:32 +0000 UTC View Post
dale and bird
I know the last post and story positions Dale with a muscle-boy who kind of serves as his feeder, i also like this dynamic where he makes acquaintances with this cute pacific parrotlet guy and can't shake the thought of what he'd taste like (and the bird kinda wants to help him find out)... maybe all three of them can work together to get Dale a...
2025-09-26 19:49:55 +0000 UTC View Postmaximum occupancy
After eating Ethan, the colossal rat grunted and reached over for a bag of chips, popping it open and munching contentedly. You had missed the main event, but this small moment made your stomach drop, that familar prey-drop feeling that betrayed you again and again. You couldn't help but feel a terrified awe at the ancient hunger within the ...
2025-09-26 19:45:31 +0000 UTC View Post
looming
interests: darkening doorways, grinning wolfishly, long walks in the moors...
2025-09-11 16:01:47 +0000 UTC View Post
cat scratch fever
"But it felt so good to just relax and succumb--the new bullring through his septum made his long face ache with a weird, dull pleasure, throbbing through his body like a strong wine. The shaved lion panted, almost exhausted with happiness..."
2025-09-06 01:13:29 +0000 UTC View Postconference call
"Hey pal, they're your projections, not mine! get some better analytics or quit wasting my time!"
2025-09-05 23:44:58 +0000 UTC View Post