Let's see if I get in trouble for not bothering with the doublespeak here.
I finished a new chapter of a story I'm not allowed to post on patreon anymore! I'll be posting it on my discord momentarily (if you're reading this and it's not there, I've probably forgotten, so please remind me)! I hope you all enjoy!
[pre-story] Once again claiming the very first slot on my commissions list, it's everyone's favorite draenei, Pyrista! And guess who's finally showing up in the story again? It's good to be back in the writing game ag...
2023-04-04 18:58:34 +0000 UTC View PostY'all, I don't think that counts as an orderly stampede.
I got my first DM two minutes after posting the announcement and it's been pure chaos since. So much for 'a couple days', you guys filled 3/5 slots in half an hour, and 6/5 slots in four hours. That's not a typo. I didn't even have time to go change my commission status anywher...
2023-03-28 21:17:00 +0000 UTC View Post![[Announcement] Commissions are now OPEN!](https://img5.samukata.com/storage/10/kk/cq/4e9b88-019e8f15-c538-72c1-9695-a5b57ecdebba.png)
Please form an orderly stampede. :P
It's just as the title says- I am now officially opening up my commissions! If you want me to write something for you, just follow the instructions in my commission document!
I'll be running them just like I did the last round of commissions- there are five open slots, and it's first-com...
Hello again, my faithful patrons and eager fans, it's me, ya girl.
(There's a TLDR at the end of this)
I'm never sure what tone to take with these posts. Like, should I be professional and to-the-point, should I open up emotionally and pour my heart out, should I try to keep things light, cracking jokes and using memes? How much informa...
2023-03-24 13:15:48 +0000 UTC View Post[pre-post]Hello again, my faithful patrons! I have one final gift to you all before I go off on hiatus, the start of an anonymous commission! I'd hoped to get to the action before having to start the hiatus officially, but the characters turned out to be just too feisty. Honestly, the whole writing process for this one was FRAUGHT. I wr...
2022-04-14 07:59:01 +0000 UTC View PostHello again, my faithful patrons and followers! I come to you with a fateful announcement!
To get straight to the point- I'm going to be on at least partial hiatus until sometime next year! I will try to keep writing, and may even take some commissions, but I'm sure you know how well it went last time I tried that. I...
[pre-story]Surprise! Bet you weren't expecting this! This one was a surprise to me too, honestly. How so, you ask? Because I didn't write it- at least, I didn't write the first draft. No, about a week ago, I was contacted by
Remember, I post all my stories on my Discord server! This is your reminder to check it out every once in a while to make sure you don't miss anything!...
2022-03-03 12:41:09 +0000 UTC View Post[pre-story]Hey everybody! Not dead! This took way longer than I'd like (doesn't it always), but I'm finally finished with the WIP y'all voted on! Or, half-finished. I kept thinking of more stuff I wanted to do to the big buff monster GF and eventually realized I'd have to make it two parts if I wanted it done reasonably soon. I actually had to c...
2022-02-20 09:40:37 +0000 UTC View PostSo! Hi again! I promise, I didn't die. I haven't even stopped writing, despite all appearances! The problem is, it's been long enough since I posted the last story that I wanted to come back with something to show y'all... so I keep starting stories, thinking "Oh, I'll just hammer out a couple thousand words with a nice sex scene" and then getti...
2022-01-22 14:37:28 +0000 UTC View Post[Pre-story]Ta-da! New commission is finished! It took me a while but I'm FINALLY happy with it and ready to post it for all of you to enjoy! This one's paid for by the generous (and patient) Lex of Excel! Keep an eye out for a follow up- we haven't seen the last of these two yet!
As always, enjoy![pre-story]
[Pre-story]And here's the second commission of the new batch, and the first 'All Night Long' level story! This commissioner is anonymous. It's been a while since I thought about my little pony, and longer since I last considered myself a 'fan', but it was fun to revisit those memories, and even more fun to write the actual story! There are p...
2021-11-19 14:32:19 +0000 UTC View Post[Pre-story]My first new commission since my return, it's the triumphant return of everyone's favorite draenei, Pyrista! This one kinda picks up in the middle of the action, so you might wanna go back and read the old ...
2021-11-19 14:21:44 +0000 UTC View PostHello, Patrons!
Good news- The patreon is sticking around!
I won't get into the details here, because I don't think I'm allowed to mention exactly what I had to do to keep my account from getting suspended. Rest assured, it was a huge pain in the ass, and I hat to do a lot of editing, but it's done, and I can keep the patreon open. H...
2021-11-19 14:11:26 +0000 UTC View PostWell, that was anticlimactic.
Apparently, while I was away, patreon got very serious about enforcing all its rules to the letter. One such rule is that you can't link from patreon to other sites that contain material that breaks their TOS- or link from sites with such material TO patreon. If I can't link to the patreon anywhere, there's re...
2021-11-11 20:29:28 +0000 UTC View PostThe time has come! I am officially open for commissions now! I'm opening up five slots, and you, my faithful patrons, are being offered those slots first! I'll give it a week or so, and if I still have open slots at the end, then I'll start going around to all the people who've been asking about commissions, or who once had commissions, as well ...
2021-11-10 08:55:24 +0000 UTC View Post[Pre-story]Not much for me to say to y'all here on patreon that I haven't already said! I hope y'all enjoy my triumphant return, and the introduction of Vicky Hyde! You'll probably be seeing her a lot in the future- I even got a commission of her done! You can see it 2021-11-09 12:31:29 +0000 UTC View Post
I'm back, y'all! New and improved! Better than ever! Twice the smut-writing power!
So, since some of you are probably not on the discord and haven't heard from me at all in like 18 months, let's do a quick refresher on all the shit that happened. I got a job offer out of nowhere from a large adult game company. I worked for them on a game ...
2021-11-06 13:31:00 +0000 UTC View PostHey, y’all. Another month, another musing. This one’s a doozy, so please read the whole thing.
So. Let’s start with the elephant in the room- Coronavirus. Covid-19. Shit’s intense. I hope y’all are staying safe, staying home as much as possible, washing hands, practicing social distancing, all the usual advice you’ve been inund...
2020-04-02 14:50:47 +0000 UTC View PostNot late THIS time! I didn’t forget! New month, new musings!
But, again, there’s not all that much to talk about, unfortunately. I’ve got two chapters left in early access, and I still haven’t found time to write anything that’s not work stuff. I really should try to see about increasing my ADHD meds to twice a day aga...
2020-03-01 09:54:11 +0000 UTC View Post[pre-story]The start of a new commission series, thanks to a very persistent anonymous commissioner! This story's been in the works since 2016, when they first asked about commissioning me, but I've been booked solid every time it's come up, until just a couple weeks ago. I'm definitely looking forward to writing out the rest of what we've g...
2020-02-13 09:54:42 +0000 UTC View PostJesus, I’m late on this one.
Hey y’all, Squish here, with the way-too-belated musing post for February. Not too much to report, honestly. I’ve been busy with work (as always). They’re adding some new features to the game I write dialogue for, so things are a little chaotic right now. Got like four tasks goin’ at once, but t...
2020-02-12 11:13:54 +0000 UTC View PostHey y’all, been a while, huh?
Sorry this post is so very late this month. Every time I try to think about writing it, I come to the question of ‘what am I gonna do about the patreon’ and I freeze up, because honestly, I can’t think of a satisfying solution.
The job is taking up all my time and energy. When I ...
2020-01-12 14:39:43 +0000 UTC View PostIt’s a new month, which means it’s time for a new Musing post!
Well, I’m not dead. Turns out, it’s really hard to find a way to do both the new job and the usual writing. Gotta focus on the job that pays, gotta make sure I’m meeting my deadlines, gotta get enough hours in… And now, on top of my usual dialogue, I’m supposed to...
2019-12-02 13:01:50 +0000 UTC View Post[pre-story]The start of a new commission series, courtesy of Corey Peters! I have many fond memories of Xiaolin Showdown, so I really enjoyed working on this one! Which sounds odd, but it's true. It's nice to be really familiar with the characters you're working with, to be able to hear their voices clearly when you read the dialogue. 2019-11-09 13:15:41 +0000 UTC View Post
It’s a new month, and I didn’t forget about the musing post this time!
The most important update for you guys is that I’ve officially switched over from a per-chapter payment system to a monthly payment system! You don’t have to worry about how many times you’re going to get charged in a given month anymore! The total pledg...
2019-11-01 13:36:24 +0000 UTC View Post[pre-story]It's back! Mombot returns, now funded by a new anonymous commissioner! Took me longer than I would have liked to get it done, but I think I'm slowly figuring out how to balance the new job with the patreon stuff.
Anyways, Enjoy![/pre-story]
[Pre-Story] Lay On Hands continues! Pyrista's perfectly plush posterior gets pounded! Commissioned by the generous (and thankfully, patient) Pyrista![/pre-story]
[pre-story]A new chapter in A Class Of Their Own, one of the winners of the last 'what's next' poll! The plot I came up with might be a little ambitious, it's gonna take a few parts to wrap up neatly, but I think it'll be worth it in the end. At least I figured out how to make it so you still get good stuff straight away instead of needing a...
2019-10-06 14:28:22 +0000 UTC View Post