"Could we play something else? Everytime I play "Bondage" with you, you tie me up way too tight and you don't seem to care if-"
"Oh... We're not playing "Bondage"... So... Whatever you said is invalid."
"Uh... What are we playing then!?"
"I'm going to write words on your soles, using this black marker. You need to guess what ...
Aboard one of Fallu City's subway train, 4:20 PM:
"Wow! I still can't believe you got us tickets for the "Salon Of De La Slavegirl", the biggest bdsm convention in America! You are the greatest, MrArgent!"
"Well... Actually... YOU were supposed to get them AND you invited me but this morning you called me saying you lost your walle...
Miranda told me that she found a job as an "Under Desk Assistant".
I am so proud of her.
I wish I knew what that means.
I guess she'll be assisting people with stuffs.
MrArgent has had enough!!!
That tiny Minigail went too far this time!!!
She took all his expensive watches and melted them together into a modern art piece called: "Expensive Watches, Melted Together".
If any guy would have done such a thing, he would surely choke that motherfucker to death.
Luckily for our very favor...
Oh no!
Our very favorite heroine of all time, Abigail LaPuissante, has lost her arms in a terrible but inevitable accident.
Luckily for her, Delphine is the best girlfriend/nurse in the world, therefore, she is always there as for to care for Bigail.
FIN
It feels so good for to be part of a team, like a sport team. It's great as for to your social and other human-on-human interactions stuffs.
I know that feeling now because I am part of Victoria's cheerleading squad.
Well not really but yes also.
I can't be a cheerleader, per se, because of my bad health, weak body, horrible...
The act as for to relax with all your stressgirls after a hard day at work.
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It's like an open-mouth gag that envelops the whole teeth and lips and locks itself thru the nose.
You can plug it close too lol.
FIN
Oh no!
Annoyed that her stupid boyfriend kept playing the fuckin videogames all day long, our very favorite heroine did what she had to do: She shut it down.
Penguin got angry a little, he had been working so hard for to get to level 48 and he was almost level 49.
As for to punish his great girlfriend, he hogtied her on top...
They say that being an astronaut is the most difficult job in the world.
Well... Have you ever tried being an astronaut... LIMBLESS!?
Limbless astronauts are truly the heroes of our time.
But you know what... In these times of political correctness... Guess what...
Women limbless astronauts... THAT's the true heroine...
"Weren't you supposed to be playing outside with Jasmine today!?"
"I did. I wanted to come back before the big storm. I know how you worry about me when I'm not home during big storms."
"Oh! How nice of you! We're eating fondue tonight!"
"YEAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!"
And the fondue was DELICIOUS.
FIN
To my American friends <3
Here, in subcountries, we don't have that.
So we can only look in envy.
Those turkeys look delicious.
But here, we don't have turkeys.
In canada, we mostly eat beavers.
Yeah!
https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/95471732
Got into the real big numbers now!
The big Thou, as they say. Maybe.
As for to let you congratulate me on my accomplishments and being able as for to not only survive, but thrive, thru my unfai...
Sowwy for not posting yesterday I got stolen of my electricity power again.
Continuing posting tonight! <3
Love yous
Bigail, your very favorite heroine and friend -xxxxxxxxxxxx-
*Opening Music Fading Out*
"Hi. Welcome to Nature: Documented. I am your hostess, Abigail LaParcimonie, and thank you for joining us tonight on the number one channel: Channel One.
Tonight, we will talk about the Sheepgirl again. Most specifically, the diet of the Sheepgirl.
They eat feet.
That's about it.
They...
"Don't worry, baby, I'm only driving so fast and erratically because I'm wanted by law enforcement, not because I'm drunk!"
"WUHAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGLLLLLL!!!"
"When I hit things, like that mailbox, THAT's because I'm drunk!"
"WWWAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!"
"Penguin, you want to drive!?"
"MMMH...
Is justice too hard for your city to handle!?
Is judges and courts stuffs too complicated and expensive!?
Is the truth and the lies too hard as for to tell appart sometimes!?
YES, YES AND YES!!!
That is why the only affordable way as for to give the justice to people is for to leave it to God himself.
Does Thea...
"These floors are nasty, Jasmine... You better lick with enthusiasm..."
"But you are just going to walk out in ten minutes anyway..."
"Yes. And I'll make sure you lick them clean after too. As for to you, Ember, good job. You are a good girl. I like you. Thank you for your services, my favorite slave!"
Ember giggled, holding...
MrArgent is such a smart. Intelligent too also.
When he got learnt of the fact that Megagirls actually do really does do exist, he didn't do what most men would. Like Sebastien, most men would completely give up on Minigirls, but not MrArgent.
What he did was legendary: He embraced both. The tiny and the titanic. The mini and the m...
Inside one of the many public bathhouses of Fallu City, 4:20 PM:
"MrArgent!"
"Sebastian!"
"Oh... Uh... I think you mean "Sebastien"... My name is SebastiEn..."
"So how are you, Sebastian!?"
"Great! I see you are still all about Minigirls..."
"Of course! Minigirls are the best, especially Minigails!"
<...
Got these cool new transport boxes I just designed.
I needed someone as for to test them.
Nobody let me test my products on them anymore.
So I had to use diplomacy.
I tricked Jasmine, as for to.
I told her that I needed her modeling talent (lol) and that I would pay her (lol) for this professional (lol) photosh...
Do you in the need as for to a pillowtalking!?
Do you in the need as for to talk to someone before going the byebye goodnight!?
Do you? In the need?
Well search no anymore.
The Pillowtalker is here for you.
Just talk to it, or tickle it, or kiss it, until you fall in the sleep.
It's so simple.
Can...
Oh no!
Due to the economy, our very favorite heroine, Bigail LaPauvreté, has gotten herself to be a homeless!!!
Her and Penguin lives in the streets now.
Such a sad story.
Luckily for them, they know a homeless woman. Known by everyone as "Puddles", Bigail and her friends weirdly know her by another fake name: Silver...
"Hey Bigail!?"
"Yeah!?"
"What is God!?"
"It's too complicated as for to be explained but basically, it's Jesus."
"That doesn't mean anything to me."
"God is like this mysterious, all-powerful entity that created us. I haven't read the book but they say he created humans in his image."
"You are talking ab...
She's so cute.
Do you like Rosalie?
Vote now.
Ouchie!
Don't worry baby, I'm coming to help you!
Right after my nap.
As for to the moment everyone was waiting for, but mostly Sebastien was, it finally camed.
No wait.
Sebastien didn't came, the moment came.
And that moment was the mouth servicing moment. The blowjob moment.
Sebastien WILL came, soon. But not now.
The twins sisters did the thing like if they were professionals...
I get that she is missing a leg but does she really need a table AND Sebastien for to help her? She is such a lazy bitch. She does have great breasts. Almost make you think they are not real. I'm not jealous you fuck. Just observing. And commenting. With a little bit of analyzing. My brain is very smart so you might not understand on my level.
They say that Marie, mom of Jésus, has gotten the pregnancy without the spermatozoids.
I guess that is what happened there because Sister Bigail, who became a nun after her miraculous recovery from her quadruple amputation, has gotten herself the pregancy; yet I'm pretty sure Brother Sebastien camed on her belly.
I guess Sister Bi...
