fallusdesign posts
Request: Figure It Out
Ever since Thea has gotten the job as for to be both Christian and Phoebe's caregiver, life has changed tremendously for all three of them.
Thea no longer sleeps in the street and sell her body to strangers. So that's good. She is also back to eating regular food and showering everyday. Good stuffs. She now has a goal in life: Taking care...
Request: The Turning Of The Table
Oh no!
Our very favorite heroine, Abigail LaPlusbelle, got herself into quite a predicament while on a surprise visit to her friend and business associate, our very favorite anti-hero, MrArgent.
As for to bring him a dozen donuts and check on his Minigail Cleaning System, Bigail kindly and selflessly invited herself to his estate...
Thea's Reduction
You think I'm going to waste money designing a pot for Thea!? LOL
Luckily there is a always a stray cat wandering around.
She's a little bit like Garfield too in a way.
She's lazy and fat and eats a lot and is black and orange and I don't really like her. She's also jealous of Odie, a loyal, lovely, kind, happy, dopey, big-e...
Wingless Airplane
Not because a plane doesn't have wings that they can't fly...
That is so disrespectful to the amputee people...
Maybe.
Don't never listen to me. I ain't a good example.
You better stick to your ideas.
Just do what you got to do.
And forget my ideas.
Forget and forgive.
Maybe.
Buns
"I can't believe they finally let you open "Gloryholes"!!! Your own donut shop!"
"Actually, it's called Buns now. The whole "Gloryholes" concept didn't work after the govment told me I couldn't lock up girls for 16 hours at a time in tiny lockers with a holes where their mouths are. Apparently, you can't do that in restaurants. Not hygien...
Presenting
When Delphine wants for to gain my attention, she knows what to do.
She will present her best arguments to me, which are irrefutable.
So she always win.
But I don't mind losing to her.
Because I'm very mature.
I'm a very mature person.
I'm always impressed at the amount of progress I did since I was 5....
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Delphine's Reduction
I like every and all Delphines. I would like one of each.
2023-11-16 01:59:36 +0000 UTC View PostThe Cinisepedeum
I thought it made sense for to add some soles next to the ashtray-face.
Feet are perfect as for to ash your cigarette on. Hashish smokers know you need to get rid of all that grey ash at the tip of your cigarette as for to stick your hash balls there.
Also boobs, as for to.
569$
Snowwomaning
Snowwomaning
/sno-wo-man-ning/
Verb
1. The act of to using a woman not very important as for to a base structure as for to build a snowwoman around their body. The not very important person, that won't be missed, is usually hogtied and tied to a pole but it is not a requirement.
Snowwomaning is done for the fun of. <...
Pedes Patrioti
When a man as patriotic, important and busy as MrArgent needs a foot massage, he can always count on America for to pay him back.
In the form of tiny, patriotic, feet-massaging Bigails.
Called Pedes Patrioti, because of my weird Latin fetish, these tiny bitches will massage the fuck out of your feet.
Comes in a 5-pack. You c...
Cooked For To Be Eaten
The beautiful damsels always get eaten first.
2023-11-15 04:16:31 +0000 UTC View PostHood Ornament Delphine
The only thing that can make an old BMW more beautifuler is a hood ornament.
But not any hood ornament, you need one that is as sexy as the car itself.
That is where Delphine comes in.
Thank you Delphine.
We love you.
Alien Technologies
Because I love Zenuvel, I am hiding her from the govment, keeping her safe from all that experimentations they would do to her.
But because I love America, I need as for to make sure Zenuvel and her race is not a threat to America. They can invade anywhere else, but they need as for to keep America America.
So that is why I am secr...
The Ciniseum
Brand new from the Fallustore!
The Ciniseum!
Search no more!
If you were searching for a human-ashtray solution as for to.
169$
Banging His Teddy Girl
Plushophilia is a real thing.
Let's celebrate it.
FIN
Butts For To Be
Sometimes, you just needs things for to be simple, for to be, for to be.
2023-11-14 01:21:26 +0000 UTC View PostGord Style Table
Influenced by a table Gord (House Of Gord) did once.
I added a screen because I would add a screen to anything and everything.
I always need to listen to Youtube or something as for to calm down the Tinnitus Man, we all know that.
Do you prefer no screen, tiny screen (Leaving the mouth as for to clean your chocolate-covered ...
Bigail's Reduction
You can only take one.
Which one do you take!?
Leave a comment lol you won't.
Straitdress Party
I love MrArgent. He is so kind.
He just invited Delphine, Stella, Victoria and I to a super big party with all of Fallu City's elite.
Not only that, he said he has expensive dresses for to gift to us. He is too nice to say it but our clothes are poor people's clothes and we cannot show up to this kind of party like that.
He...
Straitdress On The Subway
There is no seatbelts on subways...
So I feel safer in a straitdress.
I also feel safer in Sebastien's arms.
Because I know whatever is going to kill me is going to kill him first.
He might even soften the blow enough as for me to survive.
FIN
Stuck In The Table
Oh no!
Silver is stuck in a table owned by the infamous MrArgent, AKA The Fallu City Snatcher.
Him and his mini sidekick, Mini Silverigail, are now beating the shit out of her soles using wooden canes!!!
All this while watching his very favorite TV soap: L'Amour, La Romance Et La Séduction.
Luckily, each episode are ...
Black Cells
Inside the deepest underground basement of the Cardinal Institute, we find the Black Cells.
These are called Black Cells because instead of the usual white on white setting, the setting in black-on-black.
That is where they place the worst of the worst. Me.
Bitchsuit Delphine
I cannot imagine what would have happened to Delphine if she never met me. She would probably be some puppyslave to a weirdo that would treat her like a dog.
I much prefer the reality of things. The fact that I found this poor girl and made her into my mommy-girlfriend probably saved her life.
You are welcome, Delphine.
I lo...





























