I reviewed the rather great Turnip Boy Robs a Bank. How great is it? Well, CLICK HERE to read my review about it, why don't you? It's good! The review, not the game, which is great!
2024-02-02 11:10:22 +0000 UTC View Post
We’re just not qualified.
Games we played this week include:
Like a Dragon: Infinite Wealth (10:30)
Metroid Dread (26:50)
Granblue Fantasy Relink (32:50)
Interaction Isn’t Explicit (35:30)
Go Mecha Ball (40:30)
Celeste 64 (51:50)
Love Live! School Idol Festival 2 Miracle Live had its release date and its cancellation announced in the same statement, marking a new level of absurdity in gaming. The media landscape is in freefall and, funny as this is, it's really quite concerning.
2024-01-29 14:47:30 +0000 UTC View Post
Spin, spin, spin the cycle of violence! In one of my new favorite things I've written, I give The Last of Us Part II Remastered a thorough going over. No mercy! CLICK HERE to read it! ...
2024-01-27 12:23:20 +0000 UTC View Post
What a terrible strain.
Games we played this week include:
Piñata Smashlings (5:35)
Turnip Boy Robs a Bank (16:15)
Last of Us Part II Remastered (28:15)
Palworld (33:35)
Home Safety Hotline (48:05)
Luck Be a Landlord (53:30)
Ubisoft, one of the most garbage trash things ever, thinks we should "get comfortable" with not owning games as it tries to push subscriptions onto us. Trouble is, we've seen where not owning our other media has gotten us - a horrible and confusing digital dystopia.
2024-01-22 15:01:41 +0000 UTC View Post
Sounds like a cozy spot, doesn’t it?
Games we played this week include:
Luck be a Landlord (4:25)
The Super Mario Bros. Movie (17:20)
Last of Us Part II Remastered (24:30)
The Gnorp Apologue (33:15)
Legend of Grimrock (39:25)
Prince of Persia: The Lost Crown (39:25)
The Shopping List (49:40)
The Witcher 3 (51:2...
The shameless race to the bottom with so-called Artificial Intelligence is only just getting started, and I have to thank to the fad's biggest advocates for being so inherently shady that arguing against them is practically Easy Mode.
Let's talk about shady behavior, SAG-AFTRA, Mario, and why A.I. continues to be trouble.
2024-01-15 15:03:55 +0000 UTC View Post
Just because you’re miserable doesn’t mean we all should be.
Games we played this week include:
God of War: Ragnarok (7:45)
Luck be a Landlord (15:50)
Grand Theft Auto V (22:25)
Lies of P (23:15)
Buckshot Roulette (26:40)
Pokémon (30:10)
Orc Massage (33:25)
Let the accusations commence!
2024-01-10 15:37:21 +0000 UTC View Post
2024 is now grimly underway, and we have our traditional annual statement/threat from Square Enix, promising yet more terrible futures that we do not want. Let's mock and hate Square Enix's horrid plans to exploit A.I. and other tech fads while asking why they're not creaming their jeans about NFTs anymore!
2024-01-08 13:52:23 +0000 UTC View Post
The future is inevitable.
Games we played this week include:
Tekken 8 (23:35)
Grand Theft Auto V (26:50)
Midnight Suns (40:55)
Grand Theft Auto VI is the most exciting Grand Theft Auto VI since Grand Theft Auto VI! Join us for a very special video in which we break down, analyze, react, and desperately mine as much content as we can from Grand Theft Auto VI, the hot new game from Grand Theft Auto VI!
2024-01-01 14:15:15 +0000 UTC View Post
2023 is almost over, and it has been an absolute triumph of a year for terrible videogames. From Gollum to Redfall, so many slices of software slimed their way onto shelves. From Kong to The Walking Dead, so much has been the absolute worst. Let's meet Skeletor once again and do this salty thing.
2023-12-25 11:34:24 +0000 UTC View Post
Oh, yeah, that thing is about to happen isn’t it?
Games we played this week include:
Vampire Survivors (18:35)
Midnight Sons (19:40)
Grand Theft Auto V (25:24)
Pokémon Scarlet/Violet (33:25)
Granblue Fantasy Versus Rising (41:15)
Diceheart (53:20)
Slay the Princess (1:00:00)
It's that joyous time again! The only awards that matter until next week, The Jimquisition Awards, have returned to give us 2023's best games, as judged by Stephanie Sterling, and her opinion is all that matters.
2023-12-18 17:56:51 +0000 UTC View Post
Back to the drawing board.
Games we played this week include:
Vampire Survivors (18:35)
Grand Theft Auto V (26:40)
Thirsty Suitors (33:55)
Persona 5 Tactica (39:25)
Another year, another broadcast of The Game Advertisements. The cycle continues. Things don't change. A Hideo Kojima game.
2023-12-11 16:55:33 +0000 UTC View Post
Talk to your doctor.
Games we played this week include:
In Stars and Time (11:20)
While the Iron’s Hot (26:25)
PS Access Controller (36:10)
Gangs of Sherwood (45:05)
Pinball M (1:04:15)
Gangs of Sherwood has squeaked in at the last minute to make a run for "worst game of the year" consideration. A pathetic game where playing co-op increases the likelihood of it crashing. Truly incredible garbage that you can read about by 2023-12-06 16:44:54 +0000 UTC View Post
A spooky mystery slides in through the back door.
2023-12-06 09:13:52 +0000 UTC View Post
Digital media is fragile - perhaps the most fragile media format we have, considering how tightly controlled and whimsically removed it is thanks to corporate interests. As PlayStation users just got told they're losing tons of Discovery content they paid for, we have to examine the utter scam of digital ownership.
2023-12-04 16:58:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Such pain.
Games we played this week include:
In Stars and Time (16:00)
Loop Hero (27:25)
Dave the Diver (31:00)
Knuckle Sandwich (42:00)
Lonovo Legion Go (49:50)
Yakuza 0 (53:05)
Deadly Premonition (54:50)
Laika Aged Through Blood (1:07:50)
Remember the ol' Jurassic Park Games from the 90s? You'll wish you hadn't! A poorly presented selection of mostly bad ROMs, Jurassic Park Classic Games Collection disappoints both as a contemporary release and as a series of individual games. If you 2023-11-29 17:41:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Vote for Commander Sterling in the Queer Wrestling Awards!
A bruised and battered Stephanie had to throw this week's original script in the bin, so enjoy this bit of complaining about ...
2023-11-27 16:32:53 +0000 UTC View Post
GameMill Entertainment are back with another terrible licensed game. So soon after Skull Island, too! Yeah, The Walking Dead: Destinies is as bad as they say, and you can read my review if you CLICK HERE 2023-11-24 14:21:00 +0000 UTC View Post
We get the job done.
Games we played this week include:
PS Portal (5:40)
Liyla and the Shadows of War (13:40)
Karmazoo (17:05)
An Arcade Full of Cats (23:40)
FlipWitch: The Forbidden Sex Hex (25:55)
AMC’s The Walking Dead: Destinies (34:45)
Quantum Break (49:00)
Dave the Diver (59:25)
Karmazoo became a GOTY contender for me within moments of playing it. It's truly incredible, and you can CLICK HERE to read my glowing review!
2023-11-22 13:45:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Hogwarts: Legacy received no nominations at The Game Advertisements and the terminally foolish are crying foul. It's not a conspiracy, though. It's not an award show going "woke" and it ain't about the transphobia of Rowling. It's just that The Wizard Game isn't very good.
2023-11-20 14:05:23 +0000 UTC View Post
It would take so little to change the tone.
Games we played this week include:
Like A Dragon Gaiden: The Man Who Erased His Name (9:55)
Karmazoo (18:40)
Alien Hominid Invasion (36:10)
Backpack Hero (45:55)
Bladestorm (51:05)