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Sexy Sect Babes Three: Chapter Fifteen

“Why have you brought an Instinctive cultivator into my home?” Sheng’s words were sharp and to the point.

Jack, for his part, found himself glancing about the room they’d been ushered him into. To him it looked like some bizarre combination of an office and a surgical theater – or perhaps a dentist’s office.

It was all ma...

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Sexy Sect Babes Three: Chapter Fourteen

“What the hell is this!?”

Jack damn near jumped out of his skin at the sudden question from what he had been sure was an empty bathroom. As it was, his incredibly dapper robe suffered something of a wardrobe malfunction as he turned to face a rather angry looking divinity.

Deliberately calming himself he slid his toothbrush from ...

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Sexy Sect Babes: Chapter Thirteen

“Am I correct in assuming that this little act of rebellion is now over?”

Shi Xi gazed upon the collected heads of the Sects of Hai Guang as they kowtowed before her.

Those that yet live at least, she mused.

That was not to say that other sect leaders of the once rebellious city were not present in the grand hall. ...

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Sexy Sect Babes Three: Chapter Twelve

Gao watched from the wall as thousands of men and women were drilled in the new ways of the army of Ten Huo. The mass of soldiers – for that was what they were now to be called – had been divided into training groups and were stretched from the walls of Ten Huo all the way to the distant forests beyond.

Forests that had been peeled bac...

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Sexy Sect Babes: Chapter Eleven

Jack stared at the far wall and the far wall stared back.

Because the far wall wasn’t actually a wall in the traditional sense. Hell, it wasn’t even particularly far.

“What?”

Despite himself, his words came out just a little sullen. Not exactly the best tone to take with a mass of sentient microbots that he only nominal...

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Sexy Sect Babes Three: Chapter Ten

Shi Huo slumped down into the tavern seat with a put-upon sigh, uncaring of the racket made by his armor as he loosened the shoulder straps, allowing them to clatter to the floor.

None of the other patrons of his favorite tavern even glanced up as he casually batted the loose bits of armor under his table with his feet. Nor did they look u...

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Sexy Sect Babes Three: Chapter Nine

“It’s not very iconic,” Jack mumbled to himself as he watched the frame of the newest variant of Crawler come together.

Though calling it a ‘Crawler’ was a bit of a misnomer, given that the vehicle didn’t actually crawl. Instead, it would move about on treads. Like a normal tank. Which, while practical, were rather boring to lo...

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Sexy Sect Babes Three: Chapter Eight

Wen couldn’t help but feel slightly nervous as she followed Master Johansen deeper and deeper into the network of hallways and staircases that existed beneath his compound. A network of hallways and staircases she had been entirely ignorant of.

For while all knew of the Master’s mystical hidden workshop where he birthed the many beasts...

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Sexy Space Babes

I have a rough outline for Sexy Space Babes Four, but I find myself faced with a pondering of sorts.

Jason.

Do people want the continued story of Jason or would they prefer a new trilogy to have a new main character?

I have plans for either choice so it makes little difference to me. (Hell, I might do my own thing anyway :D ...

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Sexy Sect Babes Three: Chapter Seven

“I think it’s time we talked.”

It was almost funny, the sudden ‘deer in the headlights’ look that came over Huang as Jack sat down across from her. The way the rather large dumpling that had been on the way to her mouth froze in place, her delicate lips opened in a rather indelicate manner as she prepared to take a bite.

A ...

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Sexy Sect Babes Three: Chapter Six

The sound of a plate shattering against the floor cut through the boisterous conversation of the tavern like a scythe through wheat.

“You dare?”

Yujin’s blood ran cold at those words. Only one sort of individual spoke like that and sure enough, as she looked up from the table she was serving, she saw her fellow waitress cowerin...

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Sexy Sect Babes Three: Chapter Five

“Aaaaaargh!”

It was less a scream and more the guttural bellow of a wounded animal as Pan whipped around.

Hell, Jack might have flinched if it weren’t for his suit’s auto-noise canceling and the fact that he’d never really taken his eyes off her at any point. Sure, he’d just point out to everyone in the room why crossing ...

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Sexy Sect Babes Three Chapter Four

It was somewhat amusing, the look of shocked incomprehension that swept over the face of every guard present.

By contrast, the civilians in the nearby streets were much faster on the uptake. They’d started fleeing before the final echoes of the walker’s cannon had stopped bouncing off the nearest building.  Jack idly hoped that no...

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Sexy Sect Babes Three: Chapter Three

Jack would be the first to admit that he wasn’t really a fan of the local fashion. Too colorful. Too many robes. And that was the stuff intended for women. The stuff intended for men could get downright comical.

With that said, he could admit that he held a certain level of affection for a local thing called dressing gowns.

They we...

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Sexy Sect Babes Three: Chapter Two

Jack could not deny that for all that he was happy to see An again, her arrival had created a… certain amount of tension in his household.

If he looked closely, he could almost swear he saw sparks jumping between Ren and the cat girl as they glared at each other across the dining hall. A feat that was all too possible given the strange w...

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Sexy Space Babes - The Video Game

Sexy Space Babes - The Video Game

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Sexy Space Babes: The Video Game

Sexy Space Babes: The Video Game

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Sexy Sect Babes Three: Chapter One

AN: I made a promise dammit and a little illness isn't about to keep me from fulfilling it!

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to die quietly in a corner.

Please enjoy :D


Jack watched with pride from his raised pavilion as the new army of Jiangshi streamed through the gates of Ten Huo, drawing cheers of ador...

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Sexy Sect Babes: Chapter Twenty Six - Epilogue

AN: This isn't really an extra chapter. It's an addition to the end of the last chapter for those that chafed at the cliffhanger ending :D


To tell the truth, he’d mostly just used his opening question as a means to take the god-being off-guard. In his past life, he’d found that a small smidgen of audacity could be...

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Sexy Sect Babes: Chapter Twenty Six

Jack was still healing a week after being injured. Which wasn’t too surprising, he’d been covered in burns and blown part of his foot off after all. Fortunately, gene-mods were a solution to many things, and with time he knew his poor foot would be returned to full functionality. The many burns festooning his body would fade even faster.

...

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Sexy Sect Babes: Chapter Twenty Five

Jack was not too proud to admit that some small part of him had been afraid it wouldn’t work. After all, his grand scheme basically equated to distracting a continent ravaging monster while someone snuck up behind them and bashed them over the head with a big rock.

Now, to be fair, it was a very big rock.

Still, as he’d ...

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Next Book?

As I've gotten a few messages wondering as to where we're going next, I figured I'd make this post.  

1. Sexy Sect Babes: Book Three is what I planned to work on next.


2. Why? Because I've actually got something for Sexy Space Babe fans that I've been working on in the background for the last year. It will likely be ...

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Sexy Skyship Babes: Chapter Four

While the Misty Grave was by most standards a fairly large ship, it was not so massive that certain rooms did not have to pull double duty. Much like her crew, a number of compartments within the vessel performed dual functions.

Such as the officer’s mess, which doubled as the officer’s rec-room.

And while the captain had the mea...

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Sexy Sect Babes Two: Chapter Twenty Four

“Well, I just rescued the princess, now I have to defeat the dragon.” Jack muttered to himself as he rocketed up into the sky. “Hell, I’m basically a fairytale knight in shining armor now.”

Now if only this knight had bothered to take better care of his armor.

He could feel the blisteringly cold wind on his torso as he shot...

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Sexy Skyship Babes: Chapter Three

Sexy Skyship Babes: Chapter Three

Water was ironically less of a problem on an airship than a maritime vessel. A lot of that had to do with the fact that when an airship was running low on drinkable water, it need only chase down the nearest cloud and unfurl the fog harvesters to refill its reserves.

To that end, the crew didn’t need to be particularly frugal with their ...

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Sexy Skyship Babes: Leona Concept

Sexy Skyship Babes: Leona Concept

See poll below for details :D

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Sexy Skyship Babes: Character Art?

Sexy Skyship Babes: Character Art?

Chapter three is nearly finished and ready for consumption. With that said, as part of my ongoing attempts to better my writing, I've gotten into the habit of AI generating character artwork for characters, so as to better have a mental image of them in my mind, before describing them.

And now I find myself wondering if people would enjoy...

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Sexy Sect Babes: Chapter Twenty Three

“We have to flee now.”

Jack looked up from his breakfast as Elwin swept into the room with a haste that was totally at odds with her normally breezy demeanor. Which raised a number of alarm bells in his head. Elwin was many things, but a woman prone to exaggeration she was not.

“Why?” he asked, keeping his voice prompt and le...

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Sexy Skyship Babes: Chapter Two

Roger wandered curiously around the cabin he’d been placed into. A rather nice cabin at that, one that could have only belonged to the captain of the vessel he was now on.

Ignoring its location, just aft of the main deck, the primary indicator of its owner’s importance was the gigantic four-poster bed sat against the far wall with a ni...

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Sexy Sect Babes Two: Chapter Twenty Two

It was funny to think it had been a mere three weeks since the breach had been opened, yet it seemed like an eternity.

Bati was trying to resist the urge to shiver – to show weakness - as he and the surviving members of a half-dozen different tribes were lined up by the champions.

Rat-kin, Dog-kin, Snake-kin, Tiger-kin. It mattered...

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