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Sexy Steampunk Babes: Chapter Four

“Are those… sucker marks?” The harbor pilot shouted incredulously within moments of her boat pulling beside the Fair Gentleman.

“Aye,” Aunt Karla grunted as she threw out a line to the woman on the much smaller vessel. “It was an eventful trip.”

“I can see that, milady.” The pilot said, still staring at the larger s...

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Sexy Steampunk Babes: Chapter Three

William’s cabin was filled with the sound of fevered panting as he slammed his hips over and over into Nendra’s own. Each time he did, the sound of flesh clapping against flesh resounded against the walls.

“Gods, big and small, what in the Pit’s name do they feed you noble boys,” the orcish sailor groaned from her supine position...

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Sexy Steampunk Babes: Chapter Two

For William, there was at least one notable upside to living in this new world.

His younger sister.

He’d been an only child in his last life, and in many ways perhaps that had been for the best. But in this one, he found that the role of ‘older brother’ was one he quite rightly cherished.

Possibly because it’s one o...

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Sexy Steampunk Babes: Chapter One

No matter how many times he saw it happen, William could never quite shake the feeling that there was something slightly surreal about watching a fighter craft, one that looked like it would have been more at home flying over the battlefields of France during World War Two, hover in place like a particularly frenetic helicopter.

Yet that w...

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Sexy Steampunk Babes Teaser

No matter how many times he saw it happen, William could never quite shake the feeling that there was something slightly surreal about watching a fighter craft, one that looked like it would have been more at home flying over the battlefields of France during World War Two, hover in place like a particularly frenetic helicopter.

Yet that w...

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A question of taste.

For the past month, I've been having a lot of fun laying the groundwork for my new series, Sexy Steampunk Babes. Actually planning out a series properly in advance is a bit of a novelty for me.

General plot, characters and a whole shitload of oth...

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Sexy Sect Babes: Chapter Thirty Two

As assassination attempts went, it couldn’t have been better timed.

He wasn’t wearing his suit and he’d dismissed his guards less than a minute ago, as he wanted to speak to An alone.

So he was completely alone as he stepped out onto the fortress’s rooftop, and his assailant descended from above.

Soundlessly.

Hone...

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Sexy Sect Babes Three: Chapter Thirty One

“This is not the end,” Shi grunted as she rolled up her own version of the contract.

Jack resisted the urge to sigh as Ren rolled up her version of the document they’d just spent the last few days quibbling over with the Imperial Delegation. Honestly, having been forced to sit and watch it, Jack thought it was almost a shame that Ren...

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Post-Op check-up didn't go great.

Post-Op check-up didn't go great.

Went for my post-op interview with the expectation that all would be fine and I would be done in ten minutes.  

All was not fine.

The 'granulation' has formed something like a bridge across my throat - which goes some way to explaining why I've been whistling when I yawn. Plus, the difficulty breathing.  I thought it w...

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Sexy Sect Babes Three: Chapter Thirty

Credit where credit was due, Murm reacted quickly.

Honestly, Jack probably wouldn’t have even perceived the claws that would have killed him were it not for a single lithe leg flicking up at the last moment, the bladed spur on the end perfectly positioned to intercept the sword that would have ended his life.

The miner did see the ...

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Sexy Sect Babes Three: Chapter Twenty Nine

“Alright, have you got a rash or something?”

It was kind of funny, the way the Divinity twitched at Jack's words, pausing in the act of doing… something to Jack’s microbots. Whatever it was, it made for a peculiar sight, as the Divinity sat cross legged in mid air, a storm raging around them, as the rooster plucked translucent stra...

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Sexy Sect Babes Three: Chapter Twenty Eight

Hao Yun was no one important.

He’d been born a farmer. Then he became a refugee. And now he was a soldier.

…Though how that differed from a guard he knew not, he only knew that that was what he was now.

Truthfully, the distinction mattered to him not a whit. His superiors could call him whatever they liked, just so long as ...

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Next Books.

Well, I'd say that Sexy Sect Babes has about three or four chapters left before the end of the book and the first trilogy.

And as much fun as it's been, I'll be glad to step off it and change things up once more. I don't know about other writers, but I find things become a lot less free flowing towards the end of a book - let alone the en...

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Sexy Sect Babes Three: Chapter Twenty Seven

“Do you yield?”

Shi could feel it, the edge of a blade against her throat until it pierced the skin. The way blood ran in rivulets from where it bit into the flesh.

Yet it was a void in space to her otherworldly senses. As inert as the stone beneath her feet.

She supposed she shouldn’t have been too surprised that a craft...

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Surgery Tomorrow (Edit: All went well. Sleep and painkillers and comedies for the immediate future. Thanks for all the kind words.)

Just putting this message out to let people know that the next chapter will likely be delayed as a result of tomorrow's surgery (also my first time being sedated for a procedure :D )

So yeah, if you never hear from me again, know that I died on the operating table. If so, know that I died as I lived; mildly uncomfortable and dangerously f...

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Sexy Sect Babes: Chapter Twenty Six

It was amusing how… dainty Huang was being as she skipped to her throne. It had been a day since her victory and the young woman was still walking on air.

Metaphorically at least.

Despite her master’s many amazing accomplishments, he had yet to find a means to repair the Imperial scion’s clogged meridians.

Yet she did...

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Sexy Sect Babes Three: Chapter Twenty Five

Shi regarded her sister from across the arena floor as she felt the ki of a sect initiate settle beside her. Glancing over at her champion, the inquisitor saw the young woman's eyes flashing with irritation, her hands resting contemptuously on her weapons, two short swords that hung at her waist.

It was clear that she saw her presence on t...

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Sexy Sect Babes Three: Chapter Twenty Four

“Here is as good a place as any other,” Shi stated as she glanced around the grass clearing they’d found outside the walls of Fortress Five. “Lacking a proper arena, this clump of dirt is where we shall decide the fate of your little ‘kingdom’.”

Jack glanced back at the walls of the fortress, deliberately ignoring the jabs of...

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Sexy Sect Babes Three: Chapter Twenty Three

Shui well understood why Imperial officers often rode horses into battle despite cultivators often being faster on foot than their mounts.

Unlike mortal warriors who gained a myriad of benefits from being mounted atop a small mountain of horseflesh, cultivators actually lost out on a number of their natural advantages when saddled with som...

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James Earl Jones!

James Earl Jones!

The specialist I visited today was once graced by none other than Darth Vader / Mufasa himself.

More to the point, I now have a date for my operation.

The 13th of September. Very exciting and will hopefully get my valves fixed so I feel like I'm dying less.

For those curious, the valve in question is my Upper Esophageal Sph...

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Sexy Sect Babes Three: Chapter Twenty Two

“There’s something on the radar, sir.”

Yao instinctively moved to respond to the console-woman’s report, before hesitating as his gaze flitted over to where High-General Gao sat.

The man made for an awe inspiring sight, sitting in the command room’s central control throne. Normally that would have been Yao’s seat, but he ...

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Sexy Sect Babes Three: Chapter Twenty One

“You’re taking this all a lot more calmly than I might have expected.”

Jack idly glanced up from the bowl of nuts he’d just been enjoying to regard Shui. Sat amidst the quiet hubbub of Fortress Five’s command center, the woman was still looking a little paler than was normal for her, but other than that and the bandages around he...

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Huang

Huang

There's a reason I've been holding onto these artworks. So I can pull them out on any given day that I might be delayed :D

Something we've been mercifully free of ever since I switched to a weekly cycle.

With that said, I've got a thumping headache, which I blame on the heat.

The chapter is pretty much finished but for the l...

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Sexy Sect Babes Three: Chapter Twenty

Jack had exactly half a second to celebrate successfully sneaking up on a superhuman as he angled up towards the sky with his struggling cargo pressed against his chest - before she elbowed him with enough force that he felt it through the suit and he dropped her.

To be fair, sneaking up on her was a fairly impressive feat, given ...

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Sexy Sect Babes Three: Chapter Nineteen

As Gao watched the moonlit landscape flying past, he could only conclude that this ‘train’ was a marvel. One that would change the course of military deployments across the Ten Huo province.

Perhaps even the Empire in its entirety – in time.

“Apologies sir,” someone mumbled as he received an elbow to the side.

…That...

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Sexy Sect Babes Three: Chapter Eighteen

Hot water. Cold water. Hot water. Cold water.

Shi frowned, finally retrieving her wet hand from the stream of water she’d been holding it under before twisting the lever closed, ceasing the flow of liquid.

The inquisitor turned around, taking in the ‘hotel room’ she’d been temporarily ‘gifted’ as a newcomer to Fortress Ci...

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Ten Huo Patrolman

Ten Huo Patrolman

Chapter will be out within a few hours.

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Sexy Sect Babes Three: Chapter Seventeen

Sheng watched the joyous and giddy mortal stumble around his compound’s courtyard with a complicated expression.

“His equilibrium seems askew,” his wife observed from behind him. “Does he have nerve damage?”

“No, his nerves are fine. Better than fine even.” Glancing up, he watched as the man that had limped into his cli...

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Sexy Sect Babes Three: Chapter Sixteen

“How much longer must we wait?” An asked irritably.

Jack shifted in his seat to look at An, who was leaned up against one of the back walls of the basement cell they were in. The same one they’d stored Pen and her cronies in back when the Silver Paw had still been a going concern.

Before he’d leveled the compound of said orga...

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