Anna Akana

grand theft auto II

2000s

physical intimacy speeds up healing

Stressed mothers twice as likely to give birth to a girl

raw & unedited mikaela photoshoot selects

new photoshoot coming soon!

Men twice as likely to die from broken heart syndrome

say I’m sorry like the opposite gender to be forgiven

on tour in Europe ✨

Men view their exes more favorably than women do

Mikaela Cole coming soon

lock in 🔐

but daddy I love Luigi

happy Monday of a new year!! 🎉 excited to report ive been mostly in sweats writing away. my 2026 is going to be focused on getting some solid scripts under my belt & unfortunately that means disappearing in a cave for days at a time & going full goblin mode

what’s your focus this year?

happy new year 🎉

threw an illuminati themed NYE where we decided humanity’s fate at midnight. to my surprise, the majority were in favor of giving humans one more chance to get it together

$4,500 in Christmas bonuses to independent contractors!

Merry Christmas & happy new year everyone!!! Thanks so much for your support :) due to the contraction in the film industry (both the acting & writer’s guild went on strike post pandemic, streamers are consolidating into monopolies, end of times, etc) it’s been a hard year for film crews

in addition to charity contributions, yo...

When batman shows up, people act better

A really fascinating study on how bystanders subconsciously react to the presence of Batman. You know what this means: everyone, time to order a Batman costume.

happy holidays! x

Noah's Ark

merry christmas! here's the latest short film I did, written and directed by Naomi Christie! We shot this earlier this year during the fires in LA, and I'm so excited to share iwth you!

silver

To be totally honest I do NOT like how these came out at all! Auden really wanted to make these work, and to her credit, they are probably completely fine. But something about them just doesn't quite mesh right with me. We tried natural lighting (back half contact sheets) and also some blue lights (front half unedited, raw images and some contac...

silk

We tried to recreate a magazine cover Angelina Jolie did back in the 90s, but oh my god the posing she did on that couch was so difficult as someone with the shortest limbs of all time. These are raw, low-res, unedited photos from the contact sheet. We set up a fan to get some hair action, but ultimately Angelina has much longer limbs than I do ...

early access: couples that gossip are happier, according to science

mob wife

Guys I tried so hard to make this concept work. I was inspired by Sabrina Carpenter's latest black and white photoshoot where she's pretzel-ing herself around on a backdrop - but let me tell you, the results are SO AWKWARD that I am NOT posting them ANYWHERE hahahhaa. The raw, unedited photos I'm sharing here are at least decent, but oh my god,...

early access: playing Tetris after a traumatic event prevents PTSD

early access: smelling male sweat brightens women’s moods, reduces tension, and regulates their menstrual cycle

$1,500 raised for Stray Cat Alliance!

Hey everyone, thanks so much for supporting Stray Cat Alliance this last month. $1,000 worth of items from their Amazon wish list have been purchased, as they've mentioned online they were running low on food and supplies, as well as a $500 monetary donation!! Thank you for helping me help cats! <3

on the rocks

Raw, unedited photos from a shoot with Auden Bui

muse

I am, in fact, cosplaying as Auden Bui. This is her home. I am wearing her dress. She was the inspiration behind me going platinum blonde (however I've discovered I much prefer a cool toned silver/grey than the striking white look, hence me leaving my purple shampoo in for too long to achieve this). She often jokes that I am her muse as she take...

early access: sniffing women's tears reduces male aggression by 44%

your questions answered!

fragile: handle with care

Similar to our tinfoil adventure, Nicholas had some bubble wrap on hand that we thought "fuck it" and threw it on. These came out sliiiightly better than we hoped, but not as good as the tinfoil in my opinion. But that's art I guess; trying random shit and seeing what sticks (or pops. I'm sorry).